The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[firky]

Making ink in my room was a bad idea

is this some kind of Notts euphemism for being caught wanking off by your old dear?

[DZA]

Im sorry to say
but no its not firkizzle

[kejk]

fuck sakes asshole 80 euro mouse gave up on me, now im back to using the crappy fucking touchpad

[firky]

Im sorry to say
but no its not firkizzle

well tell me wtf you're on about

[DZA]

Ink to fill up pens you dumb face

[NilsFG]

Ink to fill up pens you dumb face

The question is; why would you try and make such a thing at home?
It costs like 1 or 2 pounds for 100 fillings for a pen.

[DZA]

Ink to fill up pens you dumb face

The question is; why would you try and make such a thing at home?
It costs like 1 or 2 pounds for 100 fillings for a pen.

Cus there easy to buff

[amick]

Caught in the middle of other peoples bullshit.

FUCKIN HATE IT!!!!

[elibomyekip]

De-weeding and general grubbing out today, it's still winter but it filled me with enough histamines to kill an asthmatic. My eyes are fucked, I've got heart burn, most of my body itches. Not had any hayfever symptoms for about 5 years minus the odd sneeze. Not looking forward to spring and summer. Gonna have to take armies of benadryl and hope the intoxication doesn't end with my chopping my foot off with a strimmer.

[firky]

Ink to fill up pens you dumb face

The question is; why would you try and make such a thing at home?
It costs like 1 or 2 pounds for 100 fillings for a pen.

Cus there easy to buff

Easy to polish?

[magma]

Accidentally bought Original Lucozade instead of Orange.

Twat.

[DRTY]

I thought orange was original?

[magma]

I thought orange was original?

Original is like sugar flavoured fizzy water, the one with the red cap... it's shit.



Look at how similar the bottles for Original and Orange are! Bastards! Makes me want to punch Ian Rush in his massive nose.

[firky]

Lucozade was great when it came in big glass bottles, you proper felt like you were getting your moneys worth.

[DRTY]

Fucking stupid girlfriend was all "errrrrrrr i feel terrible" yesterday, so i spent the day laughing at her. Now I think im getting fucking Ill. FUCK.

[magma]

Lucozade was great when it came in big glass bottles, you proper felt like you were getting your moneys worth.

A fullsize glass bottle of Lucozade consumed whilst watching This Morning cures any minor cold. FACT.

[tr0tsky]

This hasn't pissed me off per say, but I've been doing some fucking outrageously stinky fasts today.

Proper silent but violent.



My poor, poor colleagues.

[DZA]

Keep forgetting when i last had a cig

[kejk]

I have to pee

[DRTY]

I feel terrible. Fucking sore throat. Fucking Shitty annoying painful cough. Blocked fucking nose. And I have to wake up and drive to east sussex at 6am tomorrow.