What's the best phone you've ever nicked?

paul updat · Post by **paul updat** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:44 am

two oh one wrote:
paolo wrote:Why do you keep reading it if it's so shite?
Because he's the originaaaal gangsta?

You make me cringe bruv.

I imagine you being the David Brent of the dubstep scene. Ha.

paul updat · Post by **paul updat** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:47 am

Diablo wrote:
Paul Updat wrote:This is a waste thread for wastemen.
Hey Paul Updat, why don't ya Paul Up my zipper when you are done

So you're a gayboy as well as a wastemen. Urgh. You gotta be the first queen of dubstep. Congratulations. Maybe you and two oh one should get hitched? It's about time he left the school gates alone I reckon. Jeeeeeez.

j_j · Post by **j_j** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:13 pm

IRONIC. REAAAAAAAAALY..WOW UR A GENIUS GUY HA HA HAAAA..
.WE NEED PEOPLE TO FEEL GRIME AND NOT TAKE THE PISS LIKE ITS SOME JUVENILE PASTTIME.
BUT HEY..WHY CARE ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW THE VALUE OF ..IDIOTS.

j_j · Post by **j_j** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:14 pm

Paul Updat wrote:
two oh one wrote:
paolo wrote:Why do you keep reading it if it's so shite?
Because he's the originaaaal gangsta?
You make me cringe bruv.

I imagine you being the David Brent of the dubstep scene. Ha.

u know mate..these guys are fucking geeks.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:47 pm

Alright, to be fair this thread should now be locked/deleted because it's gone on about two pages too long and I can see how it isn't the best thing to have at the top of the Grime forum.

For the record I like grime and I don't think that everybody involved in it nicks phones/happy slaps etc. I don't think the thread starter really thinks this either was just a joke but three pages is too much so yeah close/delete.

rich_c90 · Post by **rich_c90** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:36 pm

i would nick a motorola startac

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:14 pm

this gets me what i need."Doin it for the kids"

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:24 pm

I knicked this of some gay bloke dressed like a large bat. Murked him and his little gimp side kick....

I took this pic with the secret camera jus after i stole it. Check.

ozols man · Post by **ozols man** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:02 pm

everyone here is so sensitive
grime is wicked music, i had as much of a laugh digging into some goth girl the other day when i was wankered about how she cut her wrists n shit.. dunno if she did but if she does i feel a bit bad now haha

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:27 pm

who is this man Nick? And why does he phone?

fullyrecordingz · Post by **fullyrecordingz** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:27 pm

Paul Updat wrote:
two oh one wrote:
Paul Updat wrote:You are a proper dickhead aren't you.
I think you take yourself way too seriously. I've been looking at some of your posts and they're either very sixth form history student serious, verbal rimming, or they're some kind of weird nonsense like this http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=13162

Now, go have a wank and get over yourself.

Yep, thought so, DICKHEAD. WASTEMAN.

Clearly, someone has far too much time on their hands to be searching through someone else's posts. That creeps me out a bit to be honest. I bet you've got really thick glasses and stand by the school gates at 3 o'clock everyday. The topic you are referring to is quite straight forward isn't it? Do any of the forum producers rate the music they produce as I reckon a lot of it is wank. Sixth form serious? WTF. Just cos I tell things as I see them and don't post every comment I make with a gay little wink or really cool sarcastic remark like you, that makes me serious yeah.

Did you not think that by posting this topic you might actually offend or piss some people off? If you're gonna chat shit and create stupid threads, fuck off to off-topic bruv.

Oh, and it's not cool to laugh at your own jokes mate, hilarious as you are, it just isn't cool.

Now I'm off to shott crack to some school kids, mug a granny, hotwire a car and shank a bus driver, coz i iz well a badmon yoot innit blud seen.

LOOOOOOOL boyed off

its true tho. u seem to get these kinda ppl who will try to be all smart and trendy and post little winks after their comments to let people know that they're breddin and they dont kno shit all about anything.

freqone · Post by **freqone** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:05 am

two oh one wrote:
paolo wrote:
Paul Updat wrote:This is a waste thread for wastemen.
Au contraire! It's actually the biggest thread on road blud ya get me?
It's certainly the most popular thread in the house.

I was talking to a Grime head the other day and he said "Contrary to popular belief, those who choose to subscribe to the Grime culture are not necessarily aspiring to imitate anti sociable behavior, such as the acquisition of valuable portable communication devices with use of light force". My eyes were opened, but then he pulled out a knife and took my phone.

actually hilarious...

What's the best phone you've ever nicked?

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