mourning your first love?

Motorway to Roswell · Post by **Motorway to Roswell** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:34 pm

I'm on 4 years.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:41 pm

DOOMTROOPER/T40 wrote:
amick wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:I just have homocidal thoughts in general.

Not really, I have a gf.

...you offering?

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:28 pm

it takes time, a year maybe. depends on you.

or you could just use the other hand....

ben freeman · Post by **ben freeman** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:44 pm

I remember my first love, back in 94/95? I was 18. I was fucking mental when she ditched me for one of my good friends. I couldn't ever fathom that she could break up with me and I thought that I would explode.

Shoot to 2010, and when I think about her now, I don't feel anything towards her, it seems like a distant memory/dream. It will pass, and you will get to bang way hotter chicks and will grow outta of your pussy emo phase of life. Being 18 sucks as everything seems like such a big deal. Now, I'll tell a girl to get fucked instead of hearing their whines, and it doesn't even phase me, it's like I'm a different person. Go watch Jersey shore, listen to brostep, invest in a solid blowup doll, watch spankwire, and you'll be better for it.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:50 pm

GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS, GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS, GROW SOME FUCKING, GROW SOME FUCKING, GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS

phrex · Post by **phrex** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:54 pm

what about growing tits you sexist bastard

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:01 pm

Aint no sexist ting in ere...I’ts only the men who seem to be the little schoolfassys crying about their ex...

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:01 pm

you're all a bunch of wet paper towels...and I mean sodding wet hankies.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:05 pm

that is exactly the material of the bag they would find it impossible to fight their way out of with an AK47...

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:08 pm

deamonds wrote:that is exactly the material of the bag they would find it impossible to fight their way out of with an AK47...

they'd all be trapped in the bag drowning in their own tears and an excessive amount of manscarra.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:09 pm

If all else fails, see this guy;

WhosZena · Post by **WhosZena** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:48 pm

Are you implying that everyones first love has died?

..If so good.

WatchYourStep · Post by **WatchYourStep** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:16 pm

gwa wrote:stop looking for love as love will find you

*whew* thanks for clearing this up. This whole time I'd been looking for love, if you can imagine that! Nice to know I don't have to do all that hard work, that it'll just all sort itself out in the end just as it does for people in movies!

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:18 pm

firky wrote:I still like her 2 years on, best friends now init

Blue Patterns · Post by **Blue Patterns** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:22 pm

go watch A Complete History of My Sexual Failures....should make you feel better.

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:25 pm

Blue Patterns wrote:go watch A Complete History of My Sexual Failures....should make you feel better.

Possibly the most pathetic man I've ever seen on screen! Was that film one massive futile effort to get the girl?

Lichee · Post by **Lichee** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:30 pm

ben freeman wrote: I couldn't ever fathom that she could break up with me

Grimey. That happened to me I was just like, but why? it was cool for her to be a whore round my mates but I had to suffer, seeing your ex that you still love all over other guys has got to be one of the worst feelings ever. but then I got a new gf who's 10x better than her and then all of a sudden she still loved me and wanted me back. I realised she only wants what she cant have so thought fuck her. (always keep her there though, you never know)

another thing that's shit is when you get a new gf just to get over your old one. bad times.

snake91 · Post by **snake91** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:25 pm

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.

btw here she is

http://images.secure2u.com/319/Proc/Full/1579681.jpg

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:06 am

feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:10 am

My entire musical "career" could basically be described as this.

soft ass mournful homophobe. garage 2 step "medatative" bullshit ftw.

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