dubstep quotes

[Bulooka]

Recently ive been checking out some awesome tunes on youtube and half the fun of listening to the songs are reading the quotes under them. usually the song is pretty filthy, and the quotes are double the filth. i want to get a thread going of some of the best quotes you guys have seen, heard, or even made up. so, listen to the dirtiest song you have in your playlist and lets get this thread hoppin!

heres some of my favorite examples:

Wow, i put my balls in a blender, made into fine paste i then used this
paste to choke a 2$ hooker into puking all over a deceased old person,
who i then skull fucked until the eyes and brains, ended up mixed with
my cum

This is so dirty it makes me want to go round ...to my grandmas house and beat her with the yellow pages

Twenty-four carat, undiluted FILTH is now rushing through my blood stream and my brain is convulsing in a pool of mud.

Dirtier than a homeless guy shittin' spaghetti

This is what optimus prime fucking a woman would sound like

I just threw a brick at a disabled kid

[firky]

[tundra]

this will not be a productive thread...

[generalsmuts]

the worst one i read was a facebook group called "i love dubstep filthier than a council house kitchen." not only the snobbiest thing ever, also ironic considering dubstep mainly originated with the working class...

[DFRNT]

and lets get this thread hoppin!

Oh no... he didn't...

[bobsabarker]

lock thread/delete

[spire]

i still dont understand why that sort of "caught on". so dumb.

[ST100]

one of my favorites:

"yo."

[cubase]

one of my favorites:

"yo."

I have got to say:

"same."

[Neurotik]

[upstateface]

Alpaca time?

[cubase]

Alpaca time?

The age of the alpaca is over. Now it's "yo" and "chilling".

[djake]

[ST100]

[tundra]

being from the States, my favorite dubstep quotes are "safe" and "easy." still not totally sure what those mean in context.

[DustyBunzzz]

I guess you're banging your head against a brick wall because you CANT STAND THE FILTHINESS of a track right...?

[my left retina]

this thread is so sick i did a phat shit in a loo roll, wrapped it in cling film, put it in the freezer for 4 hours, took it out, carefully threaded it into a condom and repeatedly fucked myself in the eye sockets, one after the other i might add, each time using the opposing frozen end just so i wouldn't be capable of reading any of the responses

best. day. eva.

[Pada]

just go away mate.

[jheri]

the worst one i read was a facebook group called "i love dubstep filthier than a council house kitchen." not only the snobbiest thing ever, also ironic considering dubstep mainly originated with the working class...

You're taking life too seriously.

[isiahfire]

This thread killed dubstep.