A Question for the women of DSF

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I love a good shit and I am male
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61%
I love a good shit and I am female
1
2%
I am indifferent to taking a shit and I am male
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15%
I am indifferent to taking a shit and I am female
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I am shit
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23%
 
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by DRTY » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:04 pm

AntlionUK wrote:girls don't poo.

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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by 2manynoobs » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:15 pm

it's threads like these that scare the female dubsteppers away.
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by hugh » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:41 pm

abelard wrote:does doing a big thick hard poo feel anything like getting bummed? is anyone willing to answer that?

i've never stuck my finger in a poo so i don't know how hard it is really but i'd imagine a nob would be harder...
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by Dead Rats » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:45 pm

I'm happy being blissfully ignorant in my opinion that women don't in fact have any kids to drop off at the pool. It's a piece of trivia I'd rather just not think about.
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by kins83 » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:03 pm

Wow good to see the forum's still going strong.
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by DZA » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:05 pm

kins83 wrote:Wow good to see the forum's still going strong.
firky wrote:I think she was just philandering to my skat fetish to be honest (and it worked).
Dumb tnuc.

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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by fc » Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:46 pm

firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by upstateface » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:01 pm

fc wrote:
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is NOT a joke
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by Mutiny » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:28 pm

hugh wrote:
abelard wrote:does doing a big thick hard poo feel anything like getting bummed? is anyone willing to answer that?

i've never stuck my finger in a poo so i don't know how hard it is really but i'd imagine a nob would be harder...
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by WatchYourStep » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:39 pm

Thanks for driving the remaining ones away for good...
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by firky » Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:57 pm

I notice a lack of female voters, christ, what did emily davison die for???
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firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by particle-jim » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:08 pm

firky wrote:I notice a lack of female voters, christ, what did emily davison die for???
fc wrote:
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke
Don't knock it until you have curled a hot steamy one off on your lovers chest.


(yes it was a joke, i like to take the piss out of myself as much as i do of others)
one of my mates genuinely does have a skat fetish, we found his ex gfs shitty knickers hidden in his room over a year after they had split up, proper rough
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by firky » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:17 pm

particle-jim wrote:
firky wrote:I notice a lack of female voters, christ, what did emily davison die for???
fc wrote:
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke
Don't knock it until you have curled a hot steamy one off on your lovers chest.


(yes it was a joke, i like to take the piss out of myself as much as i do of others)
one of my mates genuinely does have a skat fetish, we found his ex gfs shitty knickers hidden in his room over a year after they had split up, proper rough
Everyone has their perversions but some are just fucking wrong, man. I draw the line at beastality bukake skat and the french.
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by particle-jim » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:21 pm

firky wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
fc wrote:
firky wrote: my skat fetish
please tell me this is a joke
Don't knock it until you have curled a hot steamy one off on your lovers chest.


(yes it was a joke, i like to take the piss out of myself as much as i do of others)
one of my mates genuinely does have a skat fetish, we found his ex gfs shitty knickers hidden in his room over a year after they had split up, proper rough
Everyone has their perversions but some are just fucking wrong, man. I draw the line at beastality bukake skat and the french.[/quote]

true that, and me and my mates learnt never to rummage through other peoples things
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by firky » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:23 pm

:lol:
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by particle-jim » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:55 pm

seriosuly tho my mate is proper rotten, he once followed thru and denied and just sat there for about 2 hours with dirty pants on... also when we where at the pub one time he very graphically described the act of shitting on a chest and how you have to cover said chest in cling film first, he's one of my best mates but he really is a dirty bastard
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by -dubson- » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:12 am

particle-jim wrote:seriosuly tho my mate is proper rotten, he once followed thru and denied and just sat there for about 2 hours with dirty pants on...
AMAZING!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by particle-jim » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:43 am

-dubson- wrote:
particle-jim wrote:seriosuly tho my mate is proper rotten, he once followed thru and denied and just sat there for about 2 hours with dirty pants on...
AMAZING!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
this was at his house as well, he coulda just gone upstairs and changed but he felt he had something to prove... he's a wrong'un i tell thee
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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:11 am

particle-jim wrote:
-dubson- wrote:
particle-jim wrote:seriosuly tho my mate is proper rotten, he once followed thru and denied and just sat there for about 2 hours with dirty pants on...
AMAZING!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
this was at his house as well, he coulda just gone upstairs and changed but he felt he had something to prove... he's a wrong'un i tell thee

That Shakespeare quote "The Lady doth protest too much" is never more apparent than when one of your mates has soiled their duds and goes overboard with proving they havn't

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Re: A Question for the women of DSF

Post by stappard » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:24 pm

A mate of mine followed through and wiped his arse on someone elses arm. Needless to say the dirty bstard has been phased out.

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