I'm A Cold Blooded Murderer..

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:05 am

I THINK Yeah..

One Of The Basslines In My Tune, Killed One Of My Fish

Is This Possible ???

Or U Reckon It Jus Died Of "Natural Causes"

Seeking Columbo / Poirot .. then Eventually "Judge Judy"

Help ?

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:55 pm

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:04 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:

LOL

Seriously

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:06 pm

They don't like drinking Thunderbird - makes them swim upside down. Friend of mine found this out by pouring half a bottle into a tank and then blaming me.

Although I expected condemnation, it was actually seen as rather cool (we were teenage), so my unexpected fame/notoriety was quite a bonus.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:09 pm

Shonky wrote:pouring half a bottle into a tank and then blaming me / my unexpected fame/notoriety was quite a bonus

Shonky.. u Are Sum Sort Of Legend..

Arse basslines all day long.

Do u think i killed it though ?

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:20 pm

Sorry mate i'm not really up on my fish sensitivety to bass and the consiquence. Death by bass? I'll have to look it up...

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:28 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:Death by bass

that sounds funny.. BUT IT CUD BE KILLING YOUR PETS

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:35 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:Death by bass
that sounds funny.. BUT IT CUD BE KILLING YOUR PETS

Dubstep is killing our pets....

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:41 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:Dubstep is killing our pets....

Tell me about it.

theres sum RESIDENT cat that loafs around outside ontop of my bin..

soon as i put on REDEYE, DARKER SIDE OF LIFE or sumthin with a really tuff bass.. it runs for its life, droppin off the wheelie bin n all sorts.

Pure hilarity though.

poax · Post by **poax** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:05 pm

von, may i call you von?

Yes in answer to your question , im afraid that you did single handedly kill your fish.

The bass frequencies travelling through the air are quite safe , but when they come in to contact with an enclosed substance (like water in a fish tank) there is a chemical reaction called "Melua" this basically creates a whirlpool effect in the brains of fish , mammals and some amphibians (although it is not known at this stage if that bares any relevance)
the ripples visible on the surface of the water are present throughout the whole of the fluid. While the fish are in a state of confusion the water mafipulates , ebbing back and forth.

basically your fish was choking on its own little fishy tongue whilst drowning.

amazing isnt it.

you should be ashamed of yourself , drowner of fish and the scourge of felines.

whats wrong with people these days .
goodness me.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:27 pm

Poax.. u are possibly the baddest man i know.

Not only was that highy amusing.. it's probably true.

What about Weasels????

do they have sum sort of.. audio filtering process.. wonder if they could tell a deep freq. sub from miles off and react..

..or if it jus deads them out.. like my poor fishy

(p.s- yes u may call me Von)

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:28 pm

poax wrote:von, may i call you von?

Yes in answer to your question , im afraid that you did single handedly kill your fish.

The bass frequencies travelling through the air are quite safe , but when they come in to contact with an enclosed substance (like water in a fish tank) there is a chemical reaction called "Melua" this basically creates a whirlpool effect in the brains of fish , mammals and some amphibians (although it is not known at this stage if that bares any relevance)
the ripples visible on the surface of the water are present throughout the whole of the fluid. While the fish are in a state of confusion the water mafipulates , ebbing back and forth.

basically your fish was choking on its own little fishy tongue whilst drowning.

amazing isnt it.

you should be ashamed of yourself , drowner of fish and the scourge of felines.

whats wrong with people these days .
goodness me.

Large

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:51 pm

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:12 pm

WHEN WILL THE TEASIN DIE !!??!

AHHH.. "DIE"...

Man Ur Cold..

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:14 pm

Sorry mate...

Steve AC23 · Post by **Steve AC23** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:42 pm

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:46 pm

Wouldn't worry about it - sub bass does not kill fish. I'd suggest looking for a secret ninja hideout as they can kill without a sound (although some do make that wierd high-pitched-just-about-to-do-some-crazy-kung-fu move but that's just showing off)

Maybe clues can be found here http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.p ... 7&start=30. I feel a dub conspiracy comin on.

Be careful though, there could be shurikens heading your way as we speak

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:54 pm

Ive seen such ninja'z .. right after hearing the "high pitched- ima-baat-ta-do-sum-flippin-aerobatic-ting"

I think poax killed my fish... on the super sly..

Thank you shonkeh.

I used to look upto you .. @ minimised writing !

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:45 pm

The well known Melua effect!

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