Has this ever happened to you?

[serox]

http://9gag.com/photo/18611_540.jpg

Sorry for the spam.

[kejk]

Fuck no lol


I did look at some hot ass in the mall before, turned out it was a guy in skinny jeans and long hair :<

[Bullshit]

It's the hands that give it away.
They can have all the surgery and makeup they want in the world, but they'll still have those big mans hands.

So always check the hands, before it's too late to pull out (pun intended!)

[marshy]

Yeah it's happened to me before.















I was kissing this nice young fella and i forgot to tell him i used to be a man. He was not happy when we got back to his.

[Basic A]

It's the hands that give it away.
They can have all the surgery and makeup they want in the world, but they'll still have those big mans hands.

So always check the hands, before it's too late to pull out (pun intended!)

Womens ring fingers aremore proportionate to thier middle finger then thier index, where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...

I read a study on this, and your right, the hands are the ONLY thing they cant hide.

[Bullshit]

where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...

Mine's not!


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.

[the dub lemon]

Not that this thread is in anyway production related but watch this vid, it will leave you very very confused!

http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-1035765.html

[Basic A]

where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...

Mine's not!


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.

YOu sure your not off because you have teachers point (i.e. a curving index finger like me) or the distance between ring and index is fuckin with you?

[Bullshit]

where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...

Mine's not!


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.

YOu sure your not off because you have teachers point (i.e. a curving index finger like me) or the distance between ring and index is fuckin with you?

Yeah, you're right. It's my fat knuckles.
Ever since I used one of those powerball things the fuckers have been swollen up and never gone back down to their original size.

[Ongelegen]

Not that this thread is in anyway production related but watch this vid, it will leave you very very confused!

http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-1035765.html

[nowaysj]

No, its never happened, but I rarely kiss woman six inches taller than me.

[JFK]

where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...

Mine's not!


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.

YOu sure your not off because you have teachers point (i.e. a curving index finger like me) or the distance between ring and index is fuckin with you?

Yeah, you're right. It's my fat knuckles.
Ever since I used one of those powerball things the fuckers have been swollen up and never gone back down to their original size.

Whats a powerball?

[Bullshit]

where as mens are the same length ring finger/index finger...

Mine's not!


*unzips flies and checks genitals*

Nope, no vagina.

YOu sure your not off because you have teachers point (i.e. a curving index finger like me) or the distance between ring and index is fuckin with you?

Yeah, you're right. It's my fat knuckles.
Ever since I used one of those powerball things the fuckers have been swollen up and never gone back down to their original size.

Whats a powerball?

It's a gyroscope ball used for "carpal tunnel, tennis elbow, tendonitis, wrist pain and grip strength etc."

[JFK]

That looks cool.

Im getting one today. It will do wonders for my wanking hand

[kejk]

That looks cool.

Im getting one today. It will do wonders for my wanking hand

At first it's easy and fun, but as you keep it up to speed for a good 2 minutes or something your wrist will feel numb.

[JFK]

That looks cool.

Im getting one today. It will do wonders for my wanking hand

At first it's easy and fun, but as you keep it up to speed for a good 2 minutes or something your wrist will feel numb.

Nah, its ok, my wanking sessions last a lot longer than 2 muinutes.

My record is 6hrs 23mins 42sec.

My cock looked like a wiener schnitzel wrapped in raw bacon.

[Project_B]

Best production thread ever.

Those powerballs rock, ive been using one for 3 years. My wanking has greatly improved.

[kejk]

My cock looked like a wiener schnitzel wrapped in raw bacon.

Fine, you can be in my sig again.

[gnome]

Does anybody else find it weird that BasicA knows way too much about hands?

[Bullshit]

Strange how this thread went from being about transexuals to wanking.

FYI, when I said those "fuckers have swollen up;" I wasn't talking about my knuckles. Lulz.