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[paolo]

Two drug dealers are on trial, and the judge tells them 'I won't send you to prison if you can go out and prevent kids from using drugs'. So the dealers go off to tell people about the dangers of drug use.
When they come back the judge asks 'So how did you do?'
The first drug dealer says 'I managed to stop ten kids from using drugs'
The judge says 'Very good! How did you do that?'
The first dealer says 'What I did was I showed the kids a 5p coin and a 50p coin. I hold up the 50p coin and said "this is your brain before you start using drugs" Then I hold up the 5p coin and say "This is your brain when you become a drug addict".
So the judge says 'Excellent! You can go free' Then he asks the second dealer 'So how did you get on?'
The second dealer says 'I stopped a hundred kids from using drugs'
The judge says 'That's amazing! How?'
The second dealer says 'I show them a 5p coin and a 50p coin. I hold up the 5p coin and say 'This is your arsehole when you go into prison'

[random trio]

Two drug dealers are on trial, and the judge tells them 'I won't send you to prison if you can go out and prevent kids from using drugs'. So the dealers go off to tell people about the dangers of drug use.
When they come back the judge asks 'So how did you do?'
The first drug dealer says 'I managed to stop ten kids from using drugs'
The judge says 'Very good! How did you do that?'
The first dealer says 'What I did was I showed the kids a 5p coin and a 50p coin. I hold up the 50p coin and said "this is your brain before you start using drugs" Then I hold up the 5p coin and say "This is your brain when you become a drug addict".
So the judge says 'Excellent! You can go free' Then he asks the second dealer 'So how did you get on?'
The second dealer says 'I stopped a hundred kids from using drugs'
The judge says 'That's amazing! How?'
The second dealer says 'I show them a 5p coin and a 50p coin. I hold up the 5p coin and say 'This is your arsehole when you go into prison'

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