Im a total noob producer and I just thought I would ask a few questions. Yeah, Ive tried the search function but its balls. Have you guys thought of getting a dedicated Google search feature? Im a girl too, so please dont ask throw any male in jokes my way because I might get all emotional and cry like a fanny.

Anyway:
1) What VSTs do you guys use for bass? My friend Gavin, who produces under the name Rankly B Stainidge (No joke), says that Massive is the best and that the only bad thing about it is that Subfocus uses it and he is a twat.

2) What is the best midi keyboard for someone who is left handed? Im left handed but Im pretty good with my right

3) What is the best sample pack for Kicks? Ive tried Vengence but they sound too much like a big pile of shit mixed with a teeny tiny bit of spunk, ie not good. Im looking for subby kicks like Mala and loefah.
4) Does Basic A have a girlfriend?? HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS PURE SEX!!!!! If he does Im totally ok with taking that bitch DOWN!!
5) Any chance of recommending some monitors (pink if poss

Thanks so much DSF hunks!!! Ill send some sexy pictures to the two guys I think have been the sweetest!!! Im 21 and blonde. My only other hobby is raving, but dancing all night keeps me pretty fucking trim
