amazing spam email i just recieved

[Pistonsbeneath]

From :The Principal Attorney
CITY LEGALS LAW FIRM.
(Legal Practitioners).
Lome Togo West Africa
Email: jpeterson2@sify.com

Burl Inheritance,

I have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this matter. Let me start by introducing myself properly to you.

I am Barrister James Peterson,Personal Attorney to your late relative Dr.M.B Burl,one of the biggest Togo Contractors,until his death last Five years ago in motor vehicle accident in the capital city Lome Togo West Africa ,He Banked with The (Banque Atlantique) and had a closing balance as at the end of September,2002 worth 4.750,000.00(Four Million Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euro).

The Bank now expects the Next of Kin to come forward as Beneficiary. Efforts has been made by the Banque Atlantique Togo to get in touch with any of the Deceased Family Relatives,but they have met with no success.The bank has given me an authority to provide a next of kin within few days,since I was his personal attorney when he was alive,that was the reason why I decided to contact you, so that you can put claim on this fund.

The management under the influence of the bank Chairman and Members of the Board of directors is making an arrangement for the fund to be declared Unclaimed In order to avert this negative development.I have secured from the probate an order of Mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries,and more so I am assuring you that this claim is 100% risk free.

All documents of proof that will enable you get this fund will be carefully worked.I want to let you know that this transaction have to be done legitimately and confidential Please Kindly forward to me the following information for easier communication on this regards.

Your Name:
Your Contact Address:
Your Occupation:
Telephone No:
Private Email:

I await your kind attention as quickly as possible for more information and directives.

Do reply only through my direct email jpeterson2@sify.com If you are willing to proceed with me.

Yours in service,
James Peterson (ESQ)
jpeterson2@sify.com

[karmacazee]

I'm still certain that every spam email ever sent is done by one bloke in a shack somewhere with no contact to the outside world, and a restricted internet that only lets him upload things.

It's the only way to explain why these fucking things still get sent. I mean, surely no-one falls for it anymore do they? We all know.

Same goes for pop up ads.

[DZA]

4/10

[collige]

Being half Togolese, i am disappointed.

[dj seizure]

Ahhh I always respond back to them asking them to just send the cheque please.

I even act like a fool like I'm willing to give them my details.

I never get a reply

I don't get it, do they just send them out to pass time and allow reading replys?!

[bass hertz]

Send a message back. "Thanks, But I went right after the funeral and collected the money myself."

[Neurotik]

Send a message back. "Thanks, But I went right after the funeral and collected the money myself."

This!

[dj seizure]

Send a message back. "Thanks, But I went right after the funeral and collected the money myself."

Beautiful.

[sebjx]

Same goes for pop up ads.

You'd be surprised. i caught my dad clicking on a pop-up telling him he could get 'the webs most popular wallpapers'. i told him he was stupid and if he wanted to change his background he could just google something. he just totally trusted that it would be ok. but when he clicked on it, it opened up more pop-up boxes and download messages. you'd think he people know better...?

[mohan]

I got this a month or two ago;

OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR CIVIL SERVICE,
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR
Your ref:...Date: 07/04/2010

IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

I am The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP,Prime Minister British Government. This letter
is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 0480001017755502) has been
accredited with your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 477.The
VISA Card Value is £2,000,000.00(Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling).

This office will send to you an Visa/ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw
your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER or Visa card outlet in the world with a
maximum of £5000 GBP daily.Further more,You will be required to re-confirm the
following information to enable;The Rt Hon David Miliband MP Secretary of
State for British Foreign and Commonwealth Office. begin in processing of your
VISA CARD.

(1)Full names: (2)Address: (3)Country: (4)Nationality: (5)Phone #: (6)Age:
(7)Occupation: (8) Post Codes

Forward Reply To: ssfcaffairs@feynet.cn

TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other
person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the State for Foreign and
Commonwealth Affairs to avoid hitches in receiving your payment.


Regards,

The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP
Prime Minister

[WhosZena]

Same goes for pop up ads.

You'd be surprised. i caught my dad clicking on a pop-up telling him he could get 'the webs most popular wallpapers'. i told him he was stupid and if he wanted to change his background he could just google something. he just totally trusted that it would be ok. but when he clicked on it, it opened up more pop-up boxes and download messages. you'd think he people know better...?

[luthervandub]

[WhosZena]

Hallo Madamm..
Can I please have your bank account number and sort code?
And we can wire you the moniezz in no time..

[hayze99]

Whenever I feel bad about myself, I just search for articles describing the victims of these scams and just laugh for about 15 minutes.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3 ... tim-jailed

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

EDIT: Here's a picture. http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/c ... dishonesty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

[Neurotik]

Whenever I feel bad about myself, I just search for articles describing the victims of these scams and just laugh for about 15 minutes.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3 ... tim-jailed

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

EDIT: Here's a picture. http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/c ... dishonesty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Christchurch woman who stole almost half a million dollars from her employer and gave it to a Nigerian scamster

Brilliant!!

[alfie]

i like to think that, somewhere, there's a genuine african prince furiously sending emails trying to give away part of his fortune and wondering why he never gets any interest

[jamiejamiejam]

i like to think that, somewhere, there's a genuine african prince furiously sending emails trying to give away part of his fortune and wondering why he never gets any interest

good afternoon sir, i am that african prince! all i need is your bank account details and sort code.

there is a pidgeon in your vault sir.

[WhosZena]

i like to think that, somewhere, there's a genuine african prince furiously sending emails trying to give away part of his fortune and wondering why he never gets any interest

good afternoon sir, i am that african prince! all i need is your bank account details and sort code.

there is a pidgeon in your vault sir.

That was the funniest one.. and it got taken down from Youtube!
I think it was the only one where the guy actually went through with his crap.

[the acid never lies]

In the spirit of funny spam, here's the latest:

From Staicu marian <staicu@inbox.com>
to (me)
date 17 May 2010 05:12
Subject Groovy )

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wtf?