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Re: Blowjobs

Post by ahier » Thu May 13, 2010 10:48 am

particle-jim wrote:i was with a girl and it was her birthday, it was also that time of the month so she gave me a blowjob as i didn't want to get blood on my sword.
I blew a mighty load in her mouth and then said "happy birthday love"
she hit me 8)
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by Fuzzy Dunlop » Thu May 13, 2010 11:46 am

"Thanks, mum"
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by boy_arena » Thu May 13, 2010 11:55 am

Motorway to Roswell wrote:A pat on the head .
THIS!
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by DustyBunzzz » Thu May 13, 2010 6:32 pm

ahier wrote:
particle-jim wrote:i was with a girl and it was her birthday, it was also that time of the month so she gave me a blowjob as i didn't want to get blood on my sword.
I blew a mighty load in her mouth and then said "happy birthday love"
she hit me 8)
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by magma » Thu May 13, 2010 6:37 pm

Normally just a score out of ten, tbh.
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by NilsFG » Thu May 13, 2010 9:41 pm

DustyBunzzz wrote:
ahier wrote:
particle-jim wrote:i was with a girl and it was her birthday, it was also that time of the month so she gave me a blowjob as i didn't want to get blood on my sword.
I blew a mighty load in her mouth and then said "happy birthday love"
she hit me 8)
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by Shae » Thu May 13, 2010 9:49 pm

Usually just a kiss of appreciation...
Dark angel, fall from the heavens above, send me an angel to heal my heart from being in love... After all of the love for you, in my life, but it wasn’t good enough for you, I can’t take no more tears from my eyes.... But it wasn’t good enough for you, I can't take no more hurt from that time....
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by Luke Yeah? » Thu May 13, 2010 10:37 pm

Is holding up flash cards like come dine with me too much?
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by HamCrescendo » Thu May 13, 2010 10:39 pm

Give her a tip?
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by kay » Thu May 13, 2010 11:18 pm

Shae wrote:Usually just a kiss of appreciation...
Is that right after you've cummed in her mouth?
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by upstateface » Thu May 13, 2010 11:22 pm

kay wrote:
Shae wrote:Usually just a kiss of appreciation...
Is that right after you've cummed in her mouth?
Of course. :D
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by DZA » Thu May 13, 2010 11:23 pm

Head is overrated
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by DjTrainWreck » Thu May 13, 2010 11:24 pm

kay wrote:
Shae wrote:Usually just a kiss of appreciation...
Is that right after you've cummed in her mouth?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread is pure laughs!
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by DjTrainWreck » Thu May 13, 2010 11:25 pm

DZA wrote:Head is overrated
Not with an ice cube it isnt
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by helix » Thu May 13, 2010 11:25 pm

DZA wrote:Head is overrated
This too.
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by DZA » Thu May 13, 2010 11:27 pm

DjTrainWreck wrote:
DZA wrote:Head is overrated
Not with an ice cube it isnt
Yeah nothing turns me on more then a freezing cold bellend
jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by ::g-sus:: » Thu May 13, 2010 11:34 pm

Fuckin business as usual round here I see. :lol:
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by Shae » Thu May 13, 2010 11:37 pm

Head is not overated...
Dark angel, fall from the heavens above, send me an angel to heal my heart from being in love... After all of the love for you, in my life, but it wasn’t good enough for you, I can’t take no more tears from my eyes.... But it wasn’t good enough for you, I can't take no more hurt from that time....
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by mc wayne » Thu May 13, 2010 11:40 pm

im a virgin :(
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by deadly_habit » Thu May 13, 2010 11:41 pm

danrev wrote:Give her the tip?
zing
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