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Post by datura » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:52 pm

skavoovie_blind9 wrote:A knifey forky spoony so you could use it for your desert aswell. Less effort and less washing up
that's the inevitable follow-up..but quite tricky to design..probably the other end would be the spoon?

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Post by obiwan » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:51 pm

1.Telepathic music software
2. Pet translator
3. Hover board
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> http://www.myspace.com/dubfarma <
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Post by emcee child » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:27 am

a portable studio audience.
so i could get laffs.. cheers..boos and "awwws" as i live my life.
and when ever i walk into a room people applaud.
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Post by emcee child » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:28 am

datura wrote:
skavoovie_blind9 wrote:A knifey forky spoony so you could use it for your desert aswell. Less effort and less washing up
that's the inevitable follow-up..but quite tricky to design..probably the other end would be the spoon?
isn't that just a serrated spork?
(spoon shaped fork with a serrated tine?)
dun mean to rain on ur parade dude.
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Post by peaches » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:32 am

I'd create a pidgeon head cutter off-er
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Post by misk » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:32 am

wireless electricity
my own soundtrack so that whenever i walked around, music was playing

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Post by m9918868 » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:14 am

Misk wrote:wireless electricity
I guess it is never gonna happen, but that would be the best.

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Post by skavoovie_blind9 » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:54 am

Emcee Child wrote:
datura wrote:
skavoovie_blind9 wrote:A knifey forky spoony so you could use it for your desert aswell. Less effort and less washing up
that's the inevitable follow-up..but quite tricky to design..probably the other end would be the spoon?
isn't that just a serrated spork?
(spoon shaped fork with a serrated tine?)
dun mean to rain on ur parade dude.

Yes but the spork doesn't have a knife on it and looks like it would be quite and uncomfortable eat while devouring foods such as soups. I know your type Mr.Child, trying to shatter my dreams into a state of unbeleif. If I see on Dragons den with my idea next week I'll shank you in the eye-balls with a titanuim serated spork.

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Post by thinking » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:59 am

Emcee Child wrote:serrated tine?
mad vocab skills. I don't know many other people who know the technical term for the prong of a fork. 8)
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Post by peaches » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:49 pm

ThinKing wrote:
Emcee Child wrote:serrated tine?
mad vocab skills. I don't know many other people who know the technical term for the prong of a fork. 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by obiwan » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:49 pm

Lol at lightning/wireless electricity :lol:
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Post by kins83 » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:14 pm

LUCKY_STRIKE wrote:whos gonna photoshop me a frog leopard. mek my dream come tru
I tried my best on paint, but it was horrific :o

It sounds like its been a dream of yours for a while, and I wouldn't want to ruin it.

My invention would be something that turned one thing into two. Would work with tenners (or larger), henrys, beers, and anything other object in the world. Ever.
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Post by emcee child » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:54 pm

skavoovie_blind9 wrote:
Emcee Child wrote:
datura wrote:
skavoovie_blind9 wrote:A knifey forky spoony so you could use it for your desert aswell. Less effort and less washing up
that's the inevitable follow-up..but quite tricky to design..probably the other end would be the spoon?
isn't that just a serrated spork?
(spoon shaped fork with a serrated tine?)
dun mean to rain on ur parade dude.

Yes but the spork doesn't have a knife on it and looks like it would be quite and uncomfortable eat while devouring foods such as soups. I know your type Mr.Child, trying to shatter my dreams into a state of unbeleif. If I see on Dragons den with my idea next week I'll shank you in the eye-balls with a titanuim serated spork.

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as long as it's titainuim blood. or Platinum.
nah plastic fork in the eye... just won't go with my threads :wink:
I'm only jealous i dun have any imagination... Damn u alcohol and tv! :u:
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Post by shonky » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:01 pm

Emcee Child wrote:
I'm only jealous i dun have any imagination... Damn u alcohol and tv! :u:
You can't blame lack of imagination on alcohol and tv, more like alcohol and tv.

Oh, that's the same isn't it

Try blaming alcohol and tv
Hmm....

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Post by jack sparrow1 » Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:12 am

check this we had an idea round our gaff for that richard branson prize money of 25 million squids

1.gets loads of algea that thrives on c02

2.a large blender

3.a massive cannon

shoot it all up as fine particles into the air,thus letting the algea eat away all the c02

if anything its an excuse to cover people in slime :lol:
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Post by shonky » Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:27 am

jack sparrow1 wrote:check this we had an idea round our gaff for that richard branson prize money of 25 million squids

1.gets loads of algea that thrives on c02

2.a large blender

3.a massive cannon

shoot it all up as fine particles into the air,thus letting the algea eat away all the c02

if anything its an excuse to cover people in slime :lol:
Hmmnn...sounds suspiciously like...

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Hmm....

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Post by dopelabs » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:26 pm

are there heated toilet seats yet?
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