Rap quotes: The ones that made you say "?"

[Jhonny2x4]

We all know there is a lot of funny, stupid, and bizarre punchlines in rap.

What would be the line that made you say "What the Fuck? Did he just say that?"

I'll go first,

Brotha Lynch Hung: "...and put my dick in your ear so I can fuck with your mind" Priceless.

[BaronVon]

"Beef is just a style of cow."

-Fabolous, Salute

Simply put, cows don't come in styles, because cows aren't sunglasses. Nobody is out there saying, "And over here we have the Fall collection. We have rodeo, all black, and beef."

Filed under: 100% Wrong

From this hilarious website http://www.snacksandshit.com/

[upstateface]

"I drop so much shit, my anus needs a icepack."

[collige]

"I fucks pianos"
-Rick Ross

"4 plus a 4 dawg, that's a chicken wing"
-Gucci Mane

"In the kitchen cooking chickens tryin' to pay my rent"
-Gucci Mane

"10 pounds on my Bart Simpson"
-Gucci Mane

"I'm Toucan Sam"
-Gucci Mane

"Give me five more minutes and a cold orange juice 'cause I'm really really trippin'"
-Gucci Mane

Pretty much everything that comes out of Gucci Mane's mouth.

[Preacha]

lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
r.i.p.

[deadly_habit]

so suck my dick while a take a shit and do this crossword puzzle - eminem

[Mortal]

"call me mr. carter or mr. lawnmower"

lil wayne..... *sigh*

[xarcane]

"I make cuts on my dick, with masicistics tactics, and then take a fetish, while simultaniously stabbing a pregnant fat bitch,
on a vomit-covered mattress, while the fetus uses my dick to practice gymnastics, dancing on it like a balance beam doing backflips" - Immortal Technique, some freestyle.

Seriously, WTF??? My man has got a serious fetus fetish, he can't stop talking about fetuses. This just makes lol though

"That shit don't even bother me none,
Like retarded kids throwing icecubes at the sun"

[JFK]

"twist around my nipple, flick around my pre cum dribble" - Gravediggaz

[Coppola]

Now down the corridor was old fat ned,
Schemin' on a blowjob from a crackhead,
He was like 'hey wanna piece little man?'
I was like 'yo, I'm better of with my hand!'
- Gravediggaz

[sleepyhead1]

you can call me belemic that was clever and quick, your like a belemics food youll never be shit.

i found this amazing man,not really stupid or that though

[ruckus49]

lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
r.i.p.

this always cracks me up

[telefang]

my style switches like a homophobe., but not a bisexual, i'm an intellectual
nas, some song off illmatic
i always cringe at that, so fucking stupid

[WhosZena]

Love it..

Too many to mention, this song is one big quote.

Example; "I need another sacrificial lamb, ride her like a stolen bike dump her in the river camp, fuck her with her bitter hands, stuck it in her sticky pants"..

[Electric_Head]

"I rode her till she was sloppy like an old jalopy"
"Protein, High Enriched"

Cypress Hill

Not quite WTF but more LOL

Myself and the wife used to ride around, her yelling "sloppy like an old jalopy" while Cypress bumps away.

classic

[lloydnoise]

not the same thing but I always mis-hear the first line of Woohaa! by Busta Rhymes:

"I got that egg-nog shit, make your rape your dad"

[spursingham]

Miracles - Insane Clown Posse

"fucking magnets, how do they work?"



Around 1:50

[herbalicious]

Just cuz I'm fly like a helicopter, The fedralis on my tail - call 'em bird watchers

So you're a helicopter AND a bird now?

Actually...I quite like it.

[deadly_habit]

Miracles - Insane Clown Posse

"fucking magnets, how do they work?"



Around 1:50

leave 4chan on 4chan
especially such a try hard shit meme

[JFK]

leave 4chan on 4chan
especially such a try hard shit meme

SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN FTW!!!