People who need to get out more

[kidshuffle]

its cool for like 3 minutes but how the hell do you get 60 odd years out of that shit?!

My point.

I refuse to believe that he hasn't ever got bored.

And for 8 hours a day too, goddamn.

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

http://www.dubstepforum.com/hahahahaha-t145224.html

[hackman]

shouldn't you be out in some fields taking excessive psilocybin?

[nousd]

I was

[hackman]

little girls should be seen and not heard

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

little girls should be seen and not heard

Depends how pretty they are!

I'm 12... out of ten!

[hackman]

Then lift your voice and sing,
'til earth and heaven ring!

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Then lift your voice and sing,
'til earth and heaven ring!

The future reeks
Of pickled leeks
For I must venture
To job centre

The clouds shalt lift
When I get back
A big ol bifftah
Spiced wi' crack


Peace!

[nousd]

lollie

[hackman]

Then lift your voice and sing,
'til earth and heaven ring!

The future reeks
Of pickled leeks
For I must venture
To job centre

The clouds shalt lift
When I get back
A big ol bifftah
Spiced wi' crack


Peace!

[Neurotik]

I thought I did until I saw this.

And you thought he did until you saw this:

[danoldboy]

I thought I did until I saw this.

And you thought he did until you saw this:

The comments are just as ridiculous

"Hi Kenny889again, I have a few things to say.
1st: Your doing it all wrong.
2nd: Why are you doing this in the first place.
3rd. Toy Story....Toy Story 2. Not Toy Story, bugs life, Toy Story 2.
4th: It's Monsters Inc. not Monsters "Incorporated"
5th: Stop breathing so hard into the mic.
6th: London fitness club????
7th: Your going throught the list too slow....
8th: Do more than jsut watch movies!!!
9th: What in the bloody hell happened to your face at the end ???"

[ThomasEll]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... years.html

Makes them look slightly less like complete freaks.

[kay]

Each to there own i say. After all, life would be boring if we were all into the same thing. Although i do feel sorry for the guys wife.

He must do some other things well though, they've probably been married forever! Either that or she gets turned on when he talks dirty to his marbles.

Having said that, staying in separate rooms for most of their waking lives probably helps.

[the tits]

I thought I did until I saw this.

And you thought he did until you saw this:

dude must use a lot of "shame be-gone"

[the acid never lies]

I feel sorry for his wife. One day she's gonna slip his marbles into a stew and make him choke on them

[grillis]

that bit at the end where he has all the individual times of the marbles recorded and like 1500 marbles organized into plastic containers is pure jokes, reminds me of this:

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.

To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

[WhosZena]

I thought I did until I saw this.

And you thought he did until you saw this:

The comments are just as ridiculous

"Hi Kenny889again, I have a few things to say.
1st: Your doing it all wrong.
2nd: Why are you doing this in the first place.
3rd. Toy Story....Toy Story 2. Not Toy Story, bugs life, Toy Story 2.
4th: It's Monsters Inc. not Monsters "Incorporated"
5th: Stop breathing so hard into the mic.
6th: London fitness club????
7th: Your going throught the list too slow....
8th: Do more than jsut watch movies!!!
9th: What in the bloody hell happened to your face at the end ???"

Yeah he really needs a trip down the corner shop.
Its funny when youtubers wear those headphone speakers like they are someone important.

How does listing 29 film names takes 6 minutes anyway??
He could have like listed the different series in one go.

[WhosZena]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... years.html

Makes them look slightly less like complete freaks.

Very interesting. I can see how someone can become friends with an object or building. But to see something sexual in them is beyond me.

[feral witchchild]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... years.html

wait...wut