Rare Spider Silk

[the tits]

Ayeee, I had a massive spider called 'Bruce' that would eat a full dead rat but it'd do it constantly over 2-3 days. They feed by excreting (or dribbling) digestive enzymes onto the grub then sucking the digested parts up through the mouth

Bruce sounds rad... man I wish I could digest my food outside my body and suck it up through a straw

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Ayeee, I had a massive spider called 'Bruce' that would eat a full dead rat but it'd do it constantly over 2-3 days. They feed by excreting (or dribbling) digestive enzymes onto the grub then sucking the digested parts up through the mouth

Bruce sounds rad... man I wish I could digest my food outside my body and suck it up through a straw

Mate I'm gutted Bruce is dead. It ended up being a girl so changed name to 'Brucinda'. Left it in my uni accomodation over xmas and came back and she'd perished cos our boiler was broken. Did a spin kick in anger through the kitchen door but lost all the deposit, so no one really won

Lost all my old photography shite though... Had a mint sequence of pictures of bruce mating then killing and feasting on the gigalo male spider I borrowed for breeding them

[the tits]

Mate I'm gutted Bruce is dead. It ended up being a girl so changed name to 'Brucinda'. Left it in my uni accomodation over xmas and came back and she'd perished cos our boiler was broken. Did a spin kick in anger through the kitchen door but lost all the deposit, so no one really won

Lost all my old photography shite though... Had a mint sequence of pictures of bruce mating then killing and feasting on the gigalo male spider I borrowed for breeding them

Life is shit sometimes, sorry to hear that man--- lol'd at "Brucinda" though, and the spin kick came in a close second

Mating then killing, damn dude, Brucinda lived more than a lot of us ever do! Perocnally, I'm all about mating, then mating, then mating, but each to their own

[deadly_habit]

was a girl so saw her sick as hell rotting flesh and no clue about erections unless she was a tranny lol

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

haha

MANDEM IN DISGUISE

[deadly_habit]

haha

MANDEM IN DISGUISE

[kay]

Ayeee, I had a massive spider called 'Bruce' that would eat a full dead rat but it'd do it constantly over 2-3 days. They feed by excreting (or dribbling) digestive enzymes onto the grub then sucking the digested parts up through the mouth

Bruce sounds rad... man I wish I could digest my food outside my body and suck it up through a straw

Mate I'm gutted Bruce is dead. It ended up being a girl so changed name to 'Brucinda'. Left it in my uni accomodation over xmas and came back and she'd perished cos our boiler was broken. Did a spin kick in anger through the kitchen door but lost all the deposit, so no one really won

Lost all my old photography shite though... Had a mint sequence of pictures of bruce mating then killing and feasting on the gigalo male spider I borrowed for breeding them

Did you return the dismembered, digested corpse?

Hadn't realised spiders could live that long without eating. Explains why there were so many of 'em in my last place - I was pretty sure it wasn't all that grotty with bugs!