The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[elibomyekip]

i'm not gonna get stabbed or nutted. i'm alot bigger than the guy which is why he's messaged me on facebook twice now. he hasn't done anything yet and if he does i'll be surprised and then beat his arse.

He must be bad if he sends messages on facebook.

Watch out brav.

clearly

Elements?

[JFK]

Some fat little mouthy fucker putting the fucking phone down on me at work just because I yawned halfway through our conversation.

[NilsFG]

Fucking exams.

And my deck is still broken. I want to mix so badly my fingers itch.

[NilsFG]

Note to my parents:

Don't come in my room when I'm brocking out behind my PC to jungle. With my headphones on.

And with my back to the door.

[herbalicious]

Note to my parents:

Don't come in my room when I'm wanking to porn. With my headphones on.

And with my back to the door.

Ouch dude. Embarrassing.

[helix]

i'm not gonna get stabbed or nutted. i'm alot bigger than the guy which is why he's messaged me on facebook twice now. he hasn't done anything yet and if he does i'll be surprised and then beat his arse.

He must be bad if he sends messages on facebook.

Watch out brav.

clearly

Elements?

That hat and those shades are shit.
Fuck that.

[jsaxton]

^^^haha that guy looks a utter douche!
beat the shit out the mofo it would be a service to humanity

[dubmatters]

My now ex mrs is a

Good luck you fat slag!

[hackman]

lol

[Wolverine]

a venue in derby i was ment to be playing at in july has now closed down!!!

whys all good venues closing down recently???

[hackman]

wearing myself out being the uber rich's bitch
and now having numb big toes for a whole 30 hours and freaking out i'm getting diabetes or have a brain tumour

[dutty_switch]

Not really something that pissed me off but an on-running thing that irks me is when the news refers to people who have been hurt in a bus crash or shot etc as being "seriously ill". They're not ill. Its not like someone's got a nasty case of bullet poisoning, is it?!

It just seems like another example of the news being needless dumbed down to the level of the average sun/daily mail reading oxygen thief.

[dubmatters]

got into a fight last night. Got my ass kicked and broke my bed

My nose is broken and my landlord thinks I'm a total cock.

Cocaine and too much wine = twat

Fuck you England.

[magma]

Mouth is still fucked after having wisdom teeth out on Friday.

Fuck you, Medical Science.

[kejk]

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Dizzy as fuck.
Headache.
Puking about every 6 hours.
Neck hurts like fuck.
Fever.
Eyesight is waaay worse than usually, and also the "speed" to look at something else is so slow that it feels like I'm drunk.
EDIT: Also coughing like a 78 y/o smoker.

This shit has been going on since saturday and I'm at fucking work right now.

FML yo.

[JFK]

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Dizzy as fuck.
Headache.
Puking about every 6 hours.
Neck hurts like fuck.
Fever.
Eyesight is waaay worse than usually, and also the "speed" to look at something else is so slow that it feels like I'm drunk.
EDIT: Also coughing like a 78 y/o smoker.

This shit has been going on since saturday and I'm at fucking work right now.

FML yo.

Holy shit mate....... Get to the doctors. Sounds like meningitus or something.

[dubluke]

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Dizzy as fuck.
Headache.
Puking about every 6 hours.
Neck hurts like fuck.
Fever.
Eyesight is waaay worse than usually, and also the "speed" to look at something else is so slow that it feels like I'm drunk.
EDIT: Also coughing like a 78 y/o smoker.

This shit has been going on since saturday and I'm at fucking work right now.

FML yo.

Holy shit mate....... Get to the doctors. Sounds like meningitus or something.

yeah you should get to a docs mate, don't want to concern you too much but that sounds like quite a bad combination of symptoms!

[magma]

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Dizzy as fuck.
Headache.
Puking about every 6 hours.
Neck hurts like fuck.
Fever.
Eyesight is waaay worse than usually, and also the "speed" to look at something else is so slow that it feels like I'm drunk.
EDIT: Also coughing like a 78 y/o smoker.

This shit has been going on since saturday and I'm at fucking work right now.

FML yo.

Holy shit mate....... Get to the doctors. Sounds like meningitus or something.

Err yeah, for fuckin real... go and see a Doctor right fucking now.

Your boss will seriously not thank you for straining to come in if you've got something contagious!
yeah you should get to a docs mate, don't want to concern you too much but that sounds like quite a bad combination of symptoms!

[kejk]

The whole problem is that I've called in sick way too much lately. I can't afford getting another sickday since they will basically just fire me.

I think I'll go to the hospital after work

[DRTY]

sounds like glandular fever to me