Jeremy Kyle

skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:32 pm

Guy makes me laugh when he goes off on one of his crazy little tantrums. Looks like a little puppet controled by someone with parkinsons.

Bin off uni all week and it's about the only half enternaining programe on in the afternoon, unless your into Monk or Murder she wrote but that aint my thing.

poax · Post by **poax** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:39 pm

id like to keep jeremy kyle in a barrel of my own piss which i top up daily with sunny delight and beef drypping .

eventually , when i tire of this id like to put him in a massive sock , hang him on a massive washing line and throw massive rocks at his face.

ALOT.

I WONDER IF ILL EVER GET OUT OF THIS BARREL OF PISS?

hologram · Post by **hologram** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:39 pm

check this then, done by our bob crunkhouse
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http://www.myspace.com/bruteoftheblades

real good stuff

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:49 pm

poax wrote:id like to keep jeremy kyle in a barrel of my own piss which i top up daily with sunny delight and beef drypping .

eventually , when i tire of this id like to put him in a massive sock , hang him on a massive washing line and throw massive rocks at his face.

ALOT.

lol

he's one of the biggest stnuc on television. it'd be funny were he not in a position of respect and authority. i fucking hate him

skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:00 pm

poax wrote:id like to keep jeremy kyle in a barrel of my own piss which i top up daily with sunny delight and beef drypping .

eventually , when i tire of this id like to put him in a massive sock , hang him on a massive washing line and throw massive rocks at his face.

ALOT.

I WONDER IF ILL EVER GET OUT OF THIS BARREL OF PISS?

LOL

I think the guys funny to watch, especially when he gets proppa vex and out of breath tryin to push every last word out to finish his sentence.

Bet he's fuckin' twat in real life.

Probably could fit him in an average size sock on on an average size washin line though.

Thought you were into midgets anywayz poax?

scruffy herbert · Post by **scruffy herbert** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:05 pm

hologram wrote:check this then, done by our bob crunkhouse
http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t ... eremy+kyle
http://www.myspace.com/bruteoftheblades

real good stuff

billy big puff smoking amazing weed.

poax · Post by **poax** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:06 pm

oh i am, but if the jumped up little weasel turned to me and gradually raised his voice whilst saying something like "well sir , you should of thought about that before you started smokin cigarettes with reso and acting as though the world could go figure , well im afraid your very much mistaken, you should be ashamed! who do you think you are ?!"

i tell you , id bop him, id bop him right on the nose.

skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:22 pm

You should look on the possative side poax. You could always use his anger as a money making scheme. Instead of getting your knickers in a twist and boping him.
Kidnap him and train him to be the ultamate midget fighting champion, Icould train him as I've been in the game for many years.
Even got a picture here of me+ B.A.Barracus (before the tnuc went on steriods and became an actor on the feckin gAy-Team, wasteman tnuc!)

I'm the fella on the right, right

tronman · Post by **tronman** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:22 pm

fuck jezza

edmonds is the don

skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:29 pm

Edmunds in wasteman. Forsyth is THEE don Tronmon

.rudetone. · Post by **.rudetone.** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:36 pm

double posting dickhead!

.rudetone. · Post by **.rudetone.** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:38 pm

skavoovie_blind9 wrote:Guy makes me laugh when he goes off on one of his crazy little tantrums. Looks like a little puppet controled by someone with parkinsons.

Bin off uni all week and it's about the only half enternaining programe on in the afternoon, unless your into Monk or Murder she wrote but that aint my thing.

Ha ha yeah innit he looks like a thunderbird character...and those mentalist rants are pure jokes!

and the fuckin mugs that go on it!!.....what...the....fuck?!

batfink · Post by **batfink** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:00 pm

he's no trisha that's for sure

skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:49 pm

Definetly: He's short + white and a male

:She's tall + black and female

skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:51 pm

I'de go for a bit of Trish aswell. Bet she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe with that mouth

poax · Post by **poax** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:31 pm

skavoovie_blind9 wrote:Definetly: He's short + white and a male

:She's tall + black and female

loef and me went on trisha once and shes actually only just 5ft, and you can tell the time from the shadow off her top lip.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:21 pm

I think Kyle's the bad cop to Trisha's good cop

I think he is the voice of reason, but then how the fuck would I know

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