A second Chance... !

[sigbowls]

i would change when i was picking a phone i would have got a phone with a camera on it so i could of got a pick of that girl bending over with no underwear on on the sidewalk

[faust.dtc]

I would have looked out of the window before I answered the door, at least then I wouldnt have got stabbed...

[kay]

I would have looked out of the window before I answered the door, at least then I wouldnt have got stabbed...

Umm what?

[faust.dtc]

I would have looked out of the window before I answered the door, at least then I wouldnt have got stabbed...

Umm what?

Attempted burgulary, four guys tried run up into my house about a year ago. Fought them all off but got stabbed twice. Did we not have this conversation mate?

[dreamizm]

ALL mine involve women

[*grand*]

ALL mine involve women

Tell us a story then...

[phat_bass_azn]

u guys think that bad!!!

we got war going on in thailand!!!

everyday is my last one possibly!

[DZA]

Not going to paint a trackside at 4pm and robbing some ladders on the way there

[kay]

I would have looked out of the window before I answered the door, at least then I wouldnt have got stabbed...

Umm what?

Attempted burgulary, four guys tried run up into my house about a year ago. Fought them all off but got stabbed twice. Did we not have this conversation mate?

Err nope! Not heard this one before!

[*grand*]

LoL Kay which one did you hear then?

[kay]

LoL Kay which one did you hear then?

All a lot more hilarious and

[gwa]

probs involved tits lol

[*grand*]

I would like to hear a story about breasts..

[kaiori breathe]

oooh, i remembered another one, i was at wonderland for my mates bday and some fiiiiiiiit girl came up to me and told me she thought i was gorgeous... so i pranged out and ran away coz i didnt know how to respond to a compliment

That's happened to me and completely fucking thrown me.... ha ha ha.. I think I did the same thing. They need to write a guide for shit like that, there must be a procedure.

The correct response is: "How gorgeous, on a scale of 1 to 10?" After she answers she'll inevitably ask what she is on the scale... Give her a 3.

Also, in response to this thread, I wouldn't change anything. You can't go back and change previously made decisions, or scenarios, but that doesn't mean your decisions and scenarios you find yourself in are irreversible. You don't need a time machine to change your life. Just dedication and a plan. Very little in this world is outside your control. If you want it you can have it, especially when it comes to people.

[herbalicious]

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Accepted it.

2nd chance.

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Slip in while sleeping.

[faust.dtc]

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Accepted it.

2nd chance.

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Slip in while sleeping.

Is that rape in disguise?

[herbalicious]

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Accepted it.

2nd chance.

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Slip in while sleeping.

Is that rape in disguise?

NO!!

Well...yes. But in a nice way.

[*grand*]

Hhahahaha @ herbalicious... The slip in. Legendary.

[64hz]

i would like to be born again, in a different time and place, back when the world was still magical.

[gnome]

oooh, i remembered another one, i was at wonderland for my mates bday and some fiiiiiiiit girl came up to me and told me she thought i was gorgeous... so i pranged out and ran away coz i didnt know how to respond to a compliment

That's happened to me and completely fucking thrown me.... ha ha ha.. I think I did the same thing. They need to write a guide for shit like that, there must be a procedure.

The correct response is: "How gorgeous, on a scale of 1 to 10?" After she answers she'll inevitably ask what she is on the scale... Give her a 3.

This is like the "your quite hot for a chubby girl" chat up line lol. crush them CRUSH THEM