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Post by decsterity » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:30 pm

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Re: break-ups

Post by abelard » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:45 pm

dumped this girl once. wasn't that bothered about it and didn't whine much. tapped some next gash and forgot about her funny shaped tits and droopy arse.
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Re: break-ups

Post by WhosZena » Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:27 pm

abelard wrote:dumped this girl once. wasn't that bothered about it and didn't whine much. tapped some next gash and forgot about her funny shaped tits and droopy arse.
Trying to work out whether you're deep or shallow.

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Re: break-ups

Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:31 pm

I got dumped for getting her name tattooed on my forehead. Jokes on her, cos I still have the tattoo!!
















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Re: break-ups

Post by faust.dtc » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:02 pm

My advice, go all Raoul Moat on her...

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Re: break-ups

Post by gnome » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:26 pm

faust.dtc wrote:My advice, go all Raoul Moat on her...
Thats not even Raoulmotely fuuny

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Re: break-ups

Post by faust.dtc » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:32 pm

gnome wrote:
faust.dtc wrote:My advice, go all Raoul Moat on her...
Thats not even Raoulmotely fuuny
Unfortunately neither is that response after the 100th time ive heard it...

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Re: break-ups

Post by esfandyar » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:40 pm

make projects you can work on
read books
keep productive

you just gotta keep busy and realize that relationships are just phases in your life, there will be a new one (you gotta believe in that), and you will once again appreciate the girl you are with in the future. and don't get sloppy with choice have some standards with women. if you need to get some strange in the mean time, go for it, it will not replace the void the girl fulfilled though, at least it never does with me. keep your head up!
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Re: break-ups

Post by oli90 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:40 pm

"Cut her face, then no man will want her"

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Re: break-ups

Post by lloydnoise » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:52 pm

oli90 wrote:"Cut her face, then no man will want her"

Danny Dyer
this is prob the best advice tbh
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Re: break-ups

Post by kaiori breathe » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:20 am

Put on your man shoes and get a new one. She wasn't pretty enough for you anyway.

EDIT: If you don't like that advice then my alternative advice is as follows:

Put on your man shoes and get her back, she was of an appropriate level of prettiness to equate to your handsomeness.
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Re: break-ups

Post by *grand* » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:20 am

lloydnoise wrote:
oli90 wrote:"Cut her face, then no man will want her"

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this is prob the best advice tbh
I second that.... hahaha

just realise girls are 10 per penny. When you want one you won't get one, then when you least expect it you'll bump into some lovely that is like "hey" Keep productive, think about the stuff you have learnt in that relationship, things about you and things about her, relationships are nothing more than experiences, some are good and some are bad. If your cut up about it then there isn't anything wrong in pouring your heart out as release is good for the soul. Be real, get on with whatever it is you have to do, still think fondly of her and in no time at all you be with someone better looking....

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Re: break-ups

Post by bright maroon » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:53 am

yeah - or maybe you'll score some ugly/chubby girl that's perfect for you.

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Re: break-ups

Post by kaiori breathe » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:57 am

bright maroon wrote:yeah - or maybe you'll score some ugly/chubby girl that's perfect for you.
Contradiction.

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Re: break-ups

Post by bright maroon » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:16 am

give your gender more credit
i bet y'all are late on catching the hermetic allegory in every episode - parsons..?
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Re: break-ups

Post by Sirius » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:43 am

most gurls that dig ya hard will be back when they realise what they miss.
if not... step up ya game!!
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Re: break-ups

Post by boomstix » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:11 am

just been through the same shit

it's no fun but it gets easier as time goes by

after six months i'm now pretty much cool with it and looking forward to getting back in the game. plenty of girls out there

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Re: break-ups

Post by JFK » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:56 am

bright maroon wrote:yeah - or maybe you'll score some ugly/chubby girl that's perfect for you.
I love chubby chicks. I often wish my missus was a bit chubbier....... I try to feed her up, but she wont have it :(

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Re: break-ups

Post by metalboxproducts » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:26 am

Yeah its crap, move on!
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Re: break-ups

Post by LA_Boxers » Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:35 am

Girls suck.......stick with your friends as they'll always be there.
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