The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[herbalicious]

walked into the kitchen, my bird is cutting mushrooms with a bread knife

Kill her.

With a butchers knife.

Let's all use the correct utensils people.

[DZA]

walked into the kitchen, my bird is cutting mushrooms with a bread knife

Kill her.

With the bread knife..

[DRTY]

I got to level 108 in Bloons Tower Defense 4. That's in the top 30 worldwide. Then, the browser crashed.

Tower Defense games FTFW.

Have you got a PS3? If so go onto PSN and bag yourself PixelJunk Monsters, it's the best fucking game of all time.

walked into the kitchen, my bird is cutting mushrooms with a bread knife

Kill her.

With the bread knife..

walked into the kitchen, my bird is cutting mushrooms with a bread knife

Kill her.

With a butchers knife.

Let's all use the correct utensils people.

[meer]

teeth.

[helix]

It's been a while.

[JFK]

Im bored at work. Fuck, fuck fkcufuckfufucufukfukcukfukcufkufkuckcufkfkkcufkfukcufkc

Fuck.

[spire]

some assholes thought theyd be funny by running out of their car and turning off the breaker on my house before speeding of. idiots, get a fuckin life.

[ashley]

some assholes thought theyd be funny by running out of their car and turning off the breaker on my house before speeding of. idiots, get a fuckin life.

looooooool. All about having your electricity box inside.

[kwami]

Bike snobbery when asking for help on fixing my bike

[dubluke]

argh, this one vendor keeps calling and coming into the office like 3 times a day asking us why her crappy house that she is charging too much money for won't sell, and she smells really badly like pee. really starting to jar me

[herbalicious]

argh, this one vendor keeps calling and coming into the office like 3 times a day asking us why her crappy house that she is charging too much money for won't sell, and she smells really badly like pee. really starting to jar me

It's amazing how it's role reversal with Estate Agents. When you're buying, you just want the Estate Agents to leave you alone with the unsuitable properties that're too expensive, but they keep on pestering....Then try and make you feel like a tnuc for not buying that said property.

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

JESUS BASTARD! My fucking demented cat was hidden under my bed, somehow got into my room without me noticing. Anyway the fat tnuc has proper hacked a chunk of skin out between my toes and also got my fucking hand when I tried to poke it in retalliation

Got sirrius issues, going to chase it with cereal packet

[herbalicious]

when I tried to poke it in retalliation

Got sirrius issues, going to chase it with cereal packet

[dubluke]

argh, this one vendor keeps calling and coming into the office like 3 times a day asking us why her crappy house that she is charging too much money for won't sell, and she smells really badly like pee. really starting to jar me

It's amazing how it's role reversal with Estate Agents. When you're buying, you just want the Estate Agents to leave you alone with the unsuitable properties that're too expensive, but they keep on pestering....Then try and make you feel like a tnuc for not buying that said property.

sounds like you are dealing with shit agents

[herbalicious]

argh, this one vendor keeps calling and coming into the office like 3 times a day asking us why her crappy house that she is charging too much money for won't sell, and she smells really badly like pee. really starting to jar me

It's amazing how it's role reversal with Estate Agents. When you're buying, you just want the Estate Agents to leave you alone with the unsuitable properties that're too expensive, but they keep on pestering....Then try and make you feel like a tnuc for not buying that said property.

sounds like you are dealing with shit agents

Aye.

[Pada]

argh, this one vendor keeps calling and coming into the office like 3 times a day asking us why her crappy house that she is charging too much money for won't sell, and she smells really badly like pee. really starting to jar me

It's amazing how it's role reversal with Estate Agents. When you're buying, you just want the Estate Agents to leave you alone with the unsuitable properties that're too expensive, but they keep on pestering....Then try and make you feel like a tnuc for not buying that said property.

sounds like you are dealing with shit agents

I though shit agents was just slang for estate agents?

[herbalicious]

argh, this one vendor keeps calling and coming into the office like 3 times a day asking us why her crappy house that she is charging too much money for won't sell, and she smells really badly like pee. really starting to jar me

It's amazing how it's role reversal with Estate Agents. When you're buying, you just want the Estate Agents to leave you alone with the unsuitable properties that're too expensive, but they keep on pestering....Then try and make you feel like a tnuc for not buying that said property.

sounds like you are dealing with shit agents

I though shit agents was just slang for estate agents?

oooooooooooooooh that's laaaare!

[firky]

Back home to sticky toffee pudding with custard and a pile of curry

[AntlionUK]

you all blessed now firky?

[JFK]

Back home to sticky toffee pudding with custard and a pile of curry

Whoa, whoa, whoa sweet child o' mine! How did that piss you off? Chuck in some Naan bread and you have the worlds best meal imho.