Would you rather...

[jungletime21]

post the best "would you rather" predicaments you've encountered here.

would you rather have one giant tooth or a million little teeth?

[mashmash]

i don't think i'd get laid with 1 huge tooth. lol someone i know is amazing at these, can't think of any right now

[DZA]

Would you rather fuck He Pingping or get fucked by Bao Xishun?

[sigbowls]

would you rather have a cinco c-bun or a musky tusk

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Would you rather have one twenty-eight year old girlfriend or twenty eight year old girlfriends?

[Phigure]

piss a marble or shit a watermelon

[kaiori breathe]

Two I heard recently:

Would you rather suck off your dad while your cat watches you or suck off a cat while your dad watches you.

Would you rather insert an eel in your ass or have an octopus wank you off.

EDIT: In relation to post above this, piss a marble. My urethra will go back to normal fairly quickly, my ass hole however is likely to never recover from such a horrific trauma as shitting a water melon.

[hackman]

Would you rather suck off your dad while your cat watches you or suck off a cat while your dad watches you.

omg lol that is a dilemma

[collige]

Would you rather have one twenty-eight year old girlfriend or twenty eight year old girlfriends?

too easy

[collige]

Two I heard recently:

Would you rather suck off your dad while your cat watches you or suck off a cat while your dad watches you.

Would you rather insert an eel in your ass or have an octopus wank you off.

EDIT: In relation to post above this, piss a marble. My urethra will go back to normal fairly quickly, my ass hole however is likely to never recover from such a horrific trauma as shitting a water melon.

suck off my dad. because of this:

The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[146] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation. This act also occurs to clear the vagina from other sperm in the context of a 2nd (or more) mating, thus giving the latter males a larger chance of conception.
After mating, the female will wash her vulva thoroughly.

I would go with the eel (especially if it's dead). The way it's phrased implies that the octopus would have to wank me to orgasm which would take a very long time. Unless of course said octopus was named Paul.

[mashmash]

grate off your bell-end with a cheese grater until it's a complete stub or re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches

[Phigure]

grate off your bell-end with a cheese grater until it's a complete stub or re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches

re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches a million times over, rather than the other

[badger]

the ultimate.... would you rather a rich tea hand or an evil dad?

http://www.dubstepforum.com/rich-tea-da ... 38323.html

ah the old days

[gnome]

grate off your bell-end with a cheese grater until it's a complete stub or re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches

My family watching is the last thing on my mind tbh lol

[kaiori breathe]

the ultimate.... would you rather a rich tea hand or an evil dad?

http://www.dubstepforum.com/rich-tea-da ... evil%20dad

ah the old days

Evil dad, you can kill an evil dad, problem solved, you can't however solve the problem of a rich tea hand.

grate off your bell-end with a cheese grater until it's a complete stub or re-enact 2 girls 1 cup with your parents while the rest of your family watches

Well, my family have always said they'd be supportive of any decisions I make in life, so the second one is easily my choice.

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Would you rather use vinegar as shower gel or eat shower gel with chips

[DZA]

Would you rather walk in on your dad busting a nut or your dad walk in on you busting a nut

[Coppola]

Eat a babby or have a bath in lukewarm, fetid placenta for 24 hours?

Eat a poo sandwich or snort your granny's ashes?

[kaiori breathe]

Eat a babby or have a bath in lukewarm, fetid placenta for 24 hours?

Eat a poo sandwich or snort your granny's ashes?

Babies taste nice, snort grannys ashes, that way she'll always be with me.

[Wreckognize]

get felched or do the felching?