Would you rather...

[Coppola]

get felched or do the felching?

Obviously get felched.

[Wreckognize]

but that means you have to get buttfucked.

[DZA]

[mashmash]

bosh one out over your dad's face until you cum, maintaining eye contact with each other whilst repeatedly saying 'dayum i like that shit' meaningfully whilst your mom fists your asshole, or place your balls on a table top and then stab each one with a screwdriver right through to the other side, before getting a hammer and smashing each one as hard as you can, then lick off the remnants on the table

[Phigure]

bosh one out over your dad's face until you cum, maintaining eye contact with each other whilst repeatedly saying 'dayum i like that shit' meaningfully whilst your mom fists your asshole, or place your balls on a table top and then stab each one with a screwdriver right through to the other side, before getting a hammer and smashing each one as hard as you can, then lick off the remnants on the table

the fuck is wrong with you

[lloydnoise]

bosh one out over your dad's face until you cum, maintaining eye contact with each other whilst repeatedly saying 'dayum i like that shit' meaningfully whilst your mom fists your asshole, or place your balls on a table top and then stab each one with a screwdriver right through to the other side, before getting a hammer and smashing each one as hard as you can, then lick off the remnants on the table

the fuck is wrong with you

I think this is from a Ricky Gervais podcast;
you can shag a half woman half fish, do you go for the head and torso of woman with a huge fish tail (probably sticking it in a fish minge here) OR
a massive fish head with legs?

[Kaneda]

bosh one out over your dad's face until you cum, maintaining eye contact with each other whilst repeatedly saying 'dayum i like that shit' meaningfully whilst your mom fists your asshole, or place your balls on a table top and then stab each one with a screwdriver right through to the other side, before getting a hammer and smashing each one as hard as you can, then lick off the remnants on the table

The second.

Duh.

[hackman]

bosh one out over your dad's face until you cum, maintaining eye contact with each other whilst repeatedly saying 'dayum i like that shit' meaningfully whilst your mom fists your asshole, or place your balls on a table top and then stab each one with a screwdriver right through to the other side, before getting a hammer and smashing each one as hard as you can, then lick off the remnants on the table

[hackman]

get felched or do the felching?

Obviously get felched.

rofl

[Pedro Sánchez]

Burn to death in the top floor of a building on fire or jump out the window to your death?

[stappard]

suck off your dad or blowjob from a rat was one that has provoked a lot of debate

[Pedro Sánchez]

The ability to suck yourself off or fuck yourself in your own arse, think about that one.

[Coppola]

The ability to suck yourself off or fuck yourself in your own arse, think about that one.

Suck yourself off would give more pleasure, but fucking in own arse would mean you had a huge cock.
I think this smiley is due

[Pedro Sánchez]

The ability to suck yourself off or fuck yourself in your own arse, think about that one.

Suck yourself off would give more pleasure, but fucking in own arse would mean you had a huge cock.
I think this smiley is due

My problem is this if you choose the first one you have a cock in your mouth and a male mouth around your cock, if you choose the 2nd one, you have your cock in a male arse and a cock in your arse.

[Coppola]

The ability to suck yourself off or fuck yourself in your own arse, think about that one.

Suck yourself off would give more pleasure, but fucking in own arse would mean you had a huge cock.
I think this smiley is due

My problem is this if you choose the first one you have a cock in your mouth and a male mouth around your cock, if you choose the 2nd one, you have your cock in a male arse and a cock in your arse.

I'd rather suck myself off actually.

[minifletch]

Would you rather lick the lint out of an obese mans bellybutton post-workout or handpick the maggots out of an open wound in an old ladys saggy butt cheek pre-weekly bath?

[JFK]

Would you rather:
A) lick the infected puss from a gonorrhea riddled camels pussy
or
B) listen to Caspas album all the way through, TWICE!!!

Im going with A

[Coppola]

Would you rather snog Dubstep Justin, or Dubstep Justin's girlfriend?

[upstateface]

Would you rather snog Dubstep Justin, or Dubstep Justin's girlfriend?

the fuck is wrong with you

[Kaneda]

Would you rather snog Dubstep Justin, or Dubstep Justin's girlfriend?

the fuck is wrong with you

I think they look cute together!