Whats the craziest thing you have ever witnessed?

[kidshuffle]

I just woke up, but heres the craziest things I can remember:
When on the city train, I've seen a guy ride his bike in front of it and end up getting stuck under it for like 30 minutes.

When I was in elementary school and taking swimming lessons, I saw a kid slip off a 15-20 foot diving board and crack his head open on the floor (kid survived though!)

Last year while waiting for a cab after a show (while talking with some crack dealer lol) I saw six dudes strategically place themselves around a street corner; and two minutes later of them jacked an Infinity G35 at a stop light, then the other four proceeded to beat the living shit out of the cars owner. Crack dealer starts talkin some "not on my block" shit, runs over to start shit with the car jackers. Then this other kid comes up to us, asks what was happening, then takes out his gun and says he was going to show them street justice. My cab came 2 minutes later, thank god.

When I was 12 and visiting back home on the east coast, I went out and was going to get picked up by my aunt at a corner store at 10 o'clock or something. Regardless, me and my cousin are just sitting there chillin, when a group of like 15 kids (17-21ish) comes up to me, and then gave me the worst mugging ever over a basketball jersey. All they did was keep telling me to give it to them, and when I wouldn't the kid brings out a 1 inch knife (lol) THEN gives me one more chance to hand it over. I'm with my cousin who is two years older than me so he's just flipping shit, so I handed it over. As soon as I do that, the guys girlfriend comes over asks how old I am, threatens to cut her boyfriend from getting pussy unless he gives it back, and all this other junk, so obviously he gave it back lol. It wasn't the craziest thing ever, but it is one of the weirder situations I've ever been in.

[honey-d]

Inspired by a thread on a graffiti forum, thought it would be interesting to find out what most mental things people here had witnessed.

I've seen people die, I've seen people OD, I saw a guy get hit by a car in Venice and didn't get up, ummm...

Oh I saw the Specials play live once! (try to make my life not look too depressing)

[aspect-dubz]

heres some of mine,

while in spain i saw a guy crash into a lampost, being spain nobody wears seatbelts so he went flying out the window. He gets up all bloody from the ordeal and walks off down the street (presumably to the hospital).

me and a few friends were walking home from college a while back, we were on this fairly steep hill minding our own business.
All of a sudden this guy on a bike comes flying past us and trys to execute a jump over this bench, he lands it but the forks on the bike come flying off hitting the guy directly in the nose. The site as you could imagine was pretty horrific, blood everywhere and bone sticking out. i quickly asked if he wanted an ambulance to which he calmly said "nah that's fine" and proceeded to do it himself.

Another time a few friends and i were walking through this passage behind a group of houses, i was quick to spot some old guy standing in front of his tv completely naked watching porn and jerking himself off. i quickly drew my friends attention to which they started laughing very loud, he turned to our attention and screamed, he ran into the next room and turned off the lights

[jazzamataz]

Years ago I saw two girls kick the shit out of each other outside Burger King in Leicster Sqaure -
I thought guy fights were bad - but I saw chunks of hair being pulled out, scratches, eye gauging
and all sorts...
If they had instant replay on life - I'd show the bit where girl A tripped over,
then girl B got on top and proceeded to smash girl A's skull into the floor, repeatedly.
Bout 4 minutes later, girl A goes to get up, girl B pins her against the wall and punches her
square in the nose - girl A's head bounces off the wall behind her, and she's out on her feet.
Police and paramedics turned up like 2 mins later, then girl B faints, and they both get cuffed
and patched up before being thrown in a meat wagon.


and the downside was - not a single titty popped out.

[DRTY]

Yeah women are fucking savage, their fights are brutal, and alot of times when you see guys fighting it because women got them into it.

[jazzamataz]

Yeah women are fucking savage, their fights are brutal, and alot of times when you see guys fighting it because women got them into it.

Oh yeah, that's pretty standard.
In my teens I used to go to Asian raves (they're fucking shit, but at the time I'd do pretty much anything if it got me laid.)
I saw someone get beaten almost to death (quite possibly killed) at a club in Enfield when I was about 17. 5 or 6 on 1 fight, these
guys beat the fuck out of some poor guy - I say poor coz 5 on 1 is some fucked up odds. His gf got in the way, they kicked the shit
out of her too - next thing you know a car of other dudes turn up and kick the shit out of the other guys, and before you know it
the bouncers have just closed the doors and let the massacre insue. Blood all over the doors and street, and I'm pretty sure the
dude that got fucked up in the first place died there because he was convulsing and spasming on the floor.

5 mins later the police show up and the two crews dash out - the girl and the guy are just lying on the floor in a heap of blood and shit.

[aspect-dubz]

Yeah women are fucking savage, their fights are brutal, and alot of times when you see guys fighting it because women got them into it.

Oh yeah, that's pretty standard.
In my teens I used to go to Asian raves (they're fucking shit, but at the time I'd do pretty much anything if it got me laid.)
I saw someone get beaten almost to death (quite possibly killed) at a club in Enfield when I was about 17. 5 or 6 on 1 fight, these
guys beat the fuck out of some poor guy - I say poor coz 5 on 1 is some fucked up odds. His gf got in the way, they kicked the shit
out of her too - next thing you know a car of other dudes turn up and kick the shit out of the other guys, and before you know it
the bouncers have just closed the doors and let the massacre insue. Blood all over the doors and street, and I'm pretty sure the
dude that got fucked up in the first place died there because he was convulsing and spasming on the floor.

5 mins later the police show up and the two crews dash out - the girl and the guy are just lying on the floor in a heap of blood and shit.

i absolutely hate witnessing fights, i saw the same kinda thing (guy getting beaten by about 6 or 7 guys) and the guy getting beaten got up running around to people asking for help, he came to me and i couldn't do a thing. i felt incredibly harsh but knew if i were to get involved i probably would've ended up bloody and bruised aswell

[DRTY]

That's fuckin horrible. People are waste

[kidshuffle]

Speaking of women fighting, I saw one chicks boyfriend pull her out of a fight and had to book it hard before he got killed by the 100 people watching. Too bad for him, they had all caught up with him within a block, stripped him naked in 30 seconds then all got at least a kick in. I kinda felt bad for him, but he was a loser so whatever, he needed an excuse to get his ass kicked.

Asian fights are fucked too. Viet's here will fuck you right up

[jazzamataz]

Yeah women are fucking savage, their fights are brutal, and alot of times when you see guys fighting it because women got them into it.

Oh yeah, that's pretty standard.
In my teens I used to go to Asian raves (they're fucking shit, but at the time I'd do pretty much anything if it got me laid.)
I saw someone get beaten almost to death (quite possibly killed) at a club in Enfield when I was about 17. 5 or 6 on 1 fight, these
guys beat the fuck out of some poor guy - I say poor coz 5 on 1 is some fucked up odds. His gf got in the way, they kicked the shit
out of her too - next thing you know a car of other dudes turn up and kick the shit out of the other guys, and before you know it
the bouncers have just closed the doors and let the massacre insue. Blood all over the doors and street, and I'm pretty sure the
dude that got fucked up in the first place died there because he was convulsing and spasming on the floor.

5 mins later the police show up and the two crews dash out - the girl and the guy are just lying on the floor in a heap of blood and shit.

i absolutely hate witnessing fights, i saw the same kinda thing (guy getting beaten by about 6 or 7 guys) and the guy getting beaten got up running around to people asking for help, he came to me and i couldn't do a thing. i felt incredibly harsh but knew if i were to get involved i probably would've ended up bloody and bruised aswell

Yeah man, even 3 on 1 is pretty fucked up for the average guy - if you're not trained in a martial art or anything,
you're going to get a beating - but 5/6 on 1 is ridiculous. I dunno what it was over - but does it really warrant potentially
killing someone over something that's probably trivial anyway? A look? Stepping on a toe? Whatever it was... not worth
it.
I pretty much stopped going to Asian raves after that - they're full of pricks - it's not even worth it for the girls.

[jazzamataz]

Asian fights are fucked too. Viet's here will fuck you right up

Never seen that, but I can imagine -I was talking about Indians (south Asians).

[wayoftheworld]

on a bit of a lighter note, was in a convenience store when this mob of about 20-25 children stormed in, being all loud and child-like with their ways. when i got out of the store i realized it had all been a front, as i watched these kids gorge themselves on a couple hundred dollars worth of stolen candy.

[kidshuffle]

Asian fights are fucked too. Viet's here will fuck you right up

Never seen that, but I can imagine -I was talking about Indians (south Asians).

Indians will do the same here if you're up in their bad part of town, but otherwise they kinda just stick to themselves and dont cause trouble.

[jazzamataz]

Asian fights are fucked too. Viet's here will fuck you right up

Never seen that, but I can imagine -I was talking about Indians (south Asians).

Indians will do the same here if you're up in their bad part of town, but otherwise they kinda just stick to themselves and dont cause trouble.

Yeah, you gotta love that socio-economic racial segregation... lol.

[pkay]

While in afghanistan for 9 months saw a few people who had been hit by IED's that lost limbs. Its fucking nauseating to see in person. Though all my time there I never saw anyone die (ive seen explosions where you know someone died but never saw anyone up close).

The craziest thing I've seen was at a club in dallas, about 3 months after I got back from afghanistan, saw a guy walk into the club and shoot a guy in the back of the head at point blank range and then lay down on the ground in the middle of the club with his arms behind his back. Turns out the dude had been fucking his girlfriend. I didn't see him actively shoot the dude but I saw the blood splatter around the guy that got all over the other people in the club.

Had me fucked up for a few days that I saw a guy die. Guy was drinking a drink chattin shit and was dead a split second later. Probably knew nothing, felt nothing, dude was dead instantly

[pkay]

on a lighter note, i went to afghanistan right after we bombed the shit out of them. Literally was one of the first support flights to the region (I was Air Force and was there to set up communications). Often times the care packages that were dropped in some regions would drift quite a bit and would land in areas where the locals knew there were mines. Keep in mind this was right at the jump off. Their country was having food supply issues and we didn't have EOD members deployed there yet so the US military was not going to retrieve the packages. The afghans wanted/needed these packages, so in order to clear the minefields they would let goats loose in these fields and kinda watch the goats to determine clear paths.

I had seen this done a few times and seen them go get these care packages. We would give them small flags to mark safe paths and all was well.

One day they let the goats loose and the goats hit a mine and I saw a goat get blown easily 50 feet in the air and spread all over the place. Exploding goats. Chea

[laurent__duval]

i once flicked a cigarette end away and it landed end up. fact.

[Pedro Sánchez]

Yeah women are brutal, in the garage days at a dance I used to go to, I witnessed one girl cut another girls face up with a pair of scissors, then put the scissors back in her bag and carry on dancing like she had not just fucked up a girls life.

[kidshuffle]

i once flicked a cigarette end away and it landed end up. fact.

/thread

[capo ultra]

on a lighter note, i went to afghanistan right after we bombed the shit out of them.

barrel of laughs lol