Shoplifting.

[ashley]

[the acid never lies]

[djake]

a friend of mine used to work in a little corner shop when i was about 15, we used to go down there on the weekends when he was working and he used to give us more change than we paid him with. in the time he worked there he proberly got a good couple of grand then he got caught

[ST100]

Is stealing essential items like food really a crime?

most people here aren't posting about stealing food though

yeah, some people might be talking about stealing paint.

GOD FORBID.

[hayze99]

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[noam]

I'm gradually stealing more and more.

In the last week I've stolen from numerous shops, assholes and establishments:

12 marker pens
Ipod shuffle
Expensive headphones
Several other fairly cheap headphones
Tin of paint
sandwich
7 cans of energy drink
a toffee crisp
portable speakers
pack of paper
USB to serial cable
money
several bars (like, big bars with chunks) of expensive chocolate
beer from several people
at least 25g of baccy
a pack of 3 lighters
2 old phones
a kitchen knife

a good week.

no one suspects a thing.

people who steal from their mates are fuckin dickheads...

i stole from my mate. now he's not my mate, and i feel like a dickhead. lesson. learned.

back to people you can steal from- Co Op!!

raided Co Op on the regs when i was in leeds...best thing i got was a trolley full of beer, like entirely full of beer, had about 70-80 cans in it, plus various other things which were bein reduced.

[noam]

[Dark Reign]

When I was 17 me and some friends broke our way into a junkfood warehouse and stole 3000$ worth of candy & Chocolate. We spent 2 hours breaking in the ventilation shaft with a crowbar and hacksaw. had enough candy for year. i used to trade chocolate bars for weed all the time.

[noam]

When I was 17 me and some friends broke our way into a junkfood warehouse and stole 3000$ worth of candy & Chocolate. We spent 2 hours breaking in the ventilation shaft with a crowbar and hacksaw. had enough candy for year. i used to trade chocolate bars for weed all the time.

why did you steal 'candy' when you were 17?? i cant work out if you're ahead of the curve or waaaaaay waaaaay behind it, lets work it out

were you stealing beer and booze when you were 8?

[HRKRT]

When I was 17 me and some friends broke our way into a junkfood warehouse and stole 3000$ worth of candy & Chocolate. We spent 2 hours breaking in the ventilation shaft with a crowbar and hacksaw. had enough candy for year. i used to trade chocolate bars for weed all the time.

why did you steal 'candy' when you were 17?? i cant work out if you're ahead of the curve or waaaaaay waaaaay behind it, lets work it out

were you stealing beer and booze when you were 8?

3000$ worth of anything makes it worthwhile. thats a huge supply of sweets.

[Lichee]

When I was 17 me and some friends broke our way into a junkfood warehouse and stole 3000$ worth of candy & Chocolate. We spent 2 hours breaking in the ventilation shaft with a crowbar and hacksaw. had enough candy for year. i used to trade chocolate bars for weed all the time.

why did you steal 'candy' when you were 17?? i cant work out if you're ahead of the curve or waaaaaay waaaaay behind it, lets work it out

were you stealing beer and booze when you were 8?

3000$ worth of anything makes it worthwhile. thats a huge supply of sweets.

lots of sweets

[nicenice]

Alcohol is definitely fair. The spirits cupboard is mine as soon as I turn up. If I'm not drunk, no ones having fun.

At parties has anyone ever noticed theres always that one person who you don't know that will want to be drawsed on a spliff and try and smoke as much as they can. Then just walk off. Fucking stnuc, pisses me off every time.

if you went through my spirits cupboard (which is awesome and extensive) I would end your life

Might have to come by yours if you ever have a party.

I don't mind if they ask, they don't take the piss and they make some conversation. Instead of walking over when they notice its a spliff, asking if they can have some, smoking a quarter to a half of it, not saying anything or just coming out with one liners and then fucking off. I normally congregate around people that are smoking and if someone offers me a spliff thats cool, I'll only have a couple and then pass it. Just courtesy I guess. This probably makes me sound really stingy, I'm not.

[hackman]

Is stealing essential items like food really a crime?

most people here aren't posting about stealing food though

yeah, some people might be talking about stealing paint.

GOD FORBID.

yeah congrats you thieving little so and so

[lloydnoise]

Alcohol is definitely fair. The spirits cupboard is mine as soon as I turn up. If I'm not drunk, no ones having fun.

At parties has anyone ever noticed theres always that one person who you don't know that will want to be drawsed on a spliff and try and smoke as much as they can. Then just walk off. Fucking stnuc, pisses me off every time.

if you went through my spirits cupboard (which is awesome and extensive) I would end your life

Might have to come by yours if you ever have a party.

I don't mind if they ask, they don't take the piss and they make some conversation. Instead of walking over when they notice its a spliff, asking if they can have some, smoking a quarter to a half of it, not saying anything or just coming out with one liners and then fucking off. I normally congregate around people that are smoking and if someone offers me a spliff thats cool, I'll only have a couple and then pass it. Just courtesy I guess. This probably makes me sound really stingy, I'm not.

I have no problem with people hogging stuff if they own it, nothing worse than turning up to a party with high grade x/y/z and realising it's some socialist paradise where everyone expects everything to be shared. Eff that.
However sharing with mates is a given

I have a few expensive whiskys/brandys etc in my sprits cave, if I saw someone helping themselves I would manually eject them from the premises. Was at a party a few months ago and some girl opened a champagne that the flatowner had been saving for something, no real grief but it's a pretty poor show to assume that everything is fair game cos ITS A PARTYYY

[J__J_90]

Alcohol.

Especially when you're at a packed bar and takes ages to get served.

[dj seizure]

I'm gay.

So I stole a packet of condoms.

So I can have gay sex.

Every single day.

[manuel]

Boy....Back in the day when I used to go out after school I wouldnt even take money out fully knowing I would steal all the sweets and chocolate I needed lol.

One time our school went to the local playing fields as there was a world record attempt being done. Something like the most school children to walk to school at any one time.

Anyway on the way there was like 30-40 of me and my mates and everyone just piled in to the local shop on a mega steal. so funny.

Stealing porn was a good one as well from the top shelf. I used to take it down really quickly and put it inside a car magazine or TV Choice and pretend I was looking through that to buy myself some more time then stik it down my trousers when he was serving a customer.

If I'm rich when Im older I plan to pay back all the shops I stole from as I feel bad now

[sonar]

don't get stealing at all, someone owns all that shit and paid for it with their hard earned, what gives you lot the right to steal it? everyone else pays...

[AxeD]

don't get stealing at all, someone owns all that shit and paid for it with their hard earned, what gives you lot the right to steal it? everyone else pays...

I never stole anything but you know... a lot of things are worth way less than they sell it for. Like Cubase, stuff from apple and alcohol.

[MidnightMassDubstep]

I'm gradually stealing more and more.

In the last week I've stolen from numerous shops, assholes and establishments:

12 marker pens
Ipod shuffle
Expensive headphones
Several other fairly cheap headphones
Tin of paint
sandwich
7 cans of energy drink
a toffee crisp
portable speakers
pack of paper
USB to serial cable
money
several bars (like, big bars with chunks) of expensive chocolate
beer from several people
at least 25g of baccy
a pack of 3 lighters
2 old phones
a kitchen knife

a good week.

no one suspects a thing.

people who steal from their mates are fuckin dickheads...

i stole from my mate. now he's not my mate, and i feel like a dickhead. lesson. learned.

back to people you can steal from- Co Op!!

raided Co Op on the regs when i was in leeds...best thing i got was a trolley full of beer, like entirely full of beer, had about 70-80 cans in it, plus various other things which were bein reduced.

dont get me wrong, the only people i stole from are stnuc who bullied me in secondary school. i wouldnt steal from mates. all the other random shit was stole from school... im out of the stealing thing now though. get caught stealing at college and goodbye decent education therefore job. now and then i rob a can of monster from tesco just because it's so easy at tesco.. just go in with some mates and grab a bag from self service whilst a mate is paying for their shit and walk out with it in the bag.