Scarlett Johansson

knell · Post by **knell** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:53 am

http://www.thingsiwoulddotobangscarlettjohansson.com/

after looking at the pictures he provides, im starting to agree with him on some of his points...

(i posted this in the production section first, im so used to being in here

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wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:54 am

I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.

knell · Post by **knell** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:55 am

wolf89 wrote:I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.

im not going to look that up so i can keep the dream alive

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:01 am

#299

Intended Malice · Post by **Intended Malice** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:36 am

wolf89 wrote:I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.

Poisoned fucking mead, she is.

I never found any Hollywood girls even worth a fraction of their hype, but she has a very 1940's feel to her, I can't place it, its like an enigma but I'm sure its mainly due to her face and hips... but anyway that all died when she and her fellow Hollywood whores lined up for the gratuitous Statist propaganda campaigns. At that point I wouldn't put it past her to be the cover girl for the swine flu vaccination.

An album would be tolerable by comparison.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:19 am

Intended Malice wrote:gratuitous Statist propaganda campaigns.

AntlionUK · Post by **AntlionUK** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:35 am

knell wrote:
wolf89 wrote:I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.
im not going to look that up so i can keep the dream alive

Yo man that cd was good.

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:40 pm

Compare the picture at #170 and the one at #70, can't believe that's the same person.
Awesome site though

sofa_king · Post by **sofa_king** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:00 pm

IMO she is the sexiest actress in Hollywood, maybe sexiest celeb (over Katy Perry, Christina Hendricks (I don't get all the love for her), etc.). a natural beauty, classic style, curvy, delicious. a pretty good actress as well and she's been in good movies. love the ScarJo!

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:06 pm

I thought she was cute and good in Ghost World but I never got much into her looks or acting after that.

That's a funny site though.

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:44 pm

AntlionUK wrote:
knell wrote:
wolf89 wrote:I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.
im not going to look that up so i can keep the dream alive
Yo man that cd was good.

No it sounds like a cold emotionless hipster karaoke of Tom Waits songs.

Seriously compare these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD5PE1Tlm5M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5B1HqumqcM

She can't fucking sing for shit. Then add in she's choosing to sing shit by someone with an incredibly powerful voice. It just sounds so limp and shit.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:53 pm

Beauty IS talent.

When will some of you understand.

boxxy · Post by **boxxy** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:01 pm

she's yummy. lot of pretension on here. i bet your girlfriend sings Tom Waits badly too, but doesn't look as good

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:11 pm

I don't have a girlfriend.

But it's got nothing to do with pretention anyway. Just cause you're fit and famous doesn't mean you should be able to sell cds of you fucking up other peoples music. If it was some random fat bird dong it that badly it wouldn't get released.

boxxy · Post by **boxxy** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:12 pm

don't like it don't buy it don't care. that cd doesn't even exist in my world so i can just enjoy scarlet for what she is, a pretty thing to look at

Intended Malice · Post by **Intended Malice** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:38 am

the acid never lies wrote:
Intended Malice wrote:gratuitous Statist propaganda campaigns.

Change, Hope ads for Bush III.

elysa · Post by **elysa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:14 am

I could take or leave her talent, but the fact is, the girl is hot. She knows how to work it and she knows how to be sexy. I respect that because that is talent in and of itself.

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:30 am

277. Give Kathy Griffin a blow job

knell · Post by **knell** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:34 am

deadly habit wrote:277. Give Kathy Griffin a blow job

WatchYourStep · Post by **WatchYourStep** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:42 am

bookmarked, thanks OP!!

"Blend an iPhone 4 and not videotape it"
"Wear skis for a decade"
"Never clap again"
"Sky-write 'I hate you mom' "
LOL

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