Have you ever been caught masturbating?

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Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by nicenice » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:52 pm

http://sexperienceuk.channel4.com/video ... sturbating
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by HRKRT » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

that was hilarious
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by nicenice » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:04 pm

ashley wrote:
So many things wrong with this video.

After she says that felt good didn't its kinda hard not to imagine her carrying on with do you need me to help.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by knell » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:15 pm

oh, excuse me ricky... ricky, i did see what you were doing... it felt good, didnt it?
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by miscreant » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:19 pm

I caught my wee brother wanking once. In MY ROOM using MY LAPTOP. I walked in and he was just sitting there, the screen door got closed immediately and he unplugged everything - my hard drive nd my soundcard n shit, then started saying theres something wrong with my laptop, conveniently covering up his boner with it while leaving the room. I just let him leave the room while facepalming to fuck. I genuinely didnt need to say anything the situatuion and how blatant it was spoke for itself.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by mikey_g » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:32 pm

everyones been caught one time or another. its all natural anyway.

unless your housemate still has the pics cos u'd fallen asleep.......
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by 64hz » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:35 pm

never been caught :D
touch wood
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by faust.dtc » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:38 pm

64hz wrote:never been caught :D
touch wood
Dunno if you was trying to be funny here but i lolled.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by herbalicious » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:43 pm

mikey g wrote:everyones been caught one time or another. its all natural anyway.

unless your housemate still has the pics cos u'd fallen asleep.......
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by mikey_g » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:46 pm

i dont remember so it didnt happen
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by herbalicious » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:49 pm

I wouldn't believe it either...but i've seen the photo evidence....

Maybe I was just resting my hand down there?
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by 64hz » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:50 pm

faust.dtc wrote:
64hz wrote:never been caught :D
touch wood
Dunno if you was trying to be funny here but i lolled.
the pun was intentional :lol:
(but its also true)
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by kidshuffle » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:52 pm

That story just keeps getting funnier and funnier lol

This one was good too
http://sexperienceuk.channel4.com/video ... sturbating

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Contrary to popular myth, masturbation will not affect your eyesight, it won’t make your palms hairy, nor does it cause mental illness.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by the acid never lies » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:30 am

More than once... it gets easier

Hands up my "finish er off anyway" massive :t:
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by djake » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:32 am

:lol:
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by WatchYourStep » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:39 am

:lol: :lol:

I've had a couple of close calls, but can proudly say "no".
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Genevieve » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:45 am

Never been caught. <.< You're doing it wrong if you get caught.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by telefang » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:50 am

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by DRTY » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:51 am

telefang wrote:Image
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