Have you ever been caught masturbating?

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:29 pm

gwa wrote:
faust.dtc wrote:
DRTY wrote:
LA_Boxers wrote:
WatchYourStep wrote:

I've had a couple of close calls, but can proudly say "no".
+1. Defo been close.

Does wanking on your girls back while she sleeps count as getting caught tho?

After doing this, put the sheet on then when she wakes up she'll have a cape.

lol many girls have been victim to my jizz on their back..

soulja boy? is that you?

mashmash · Post by **mashmash** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:33 pm

kidshuffle wrote: soulja boy? is that you?

supaman that hoe now watch me yooooou

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:12 pm

i once caught my mate knocking one out at about 3am when i was returning home. silly bastard shoulda closed the curtains. needless to say phone was out filming it.

helix · Post by **helix** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:17 pm

gwa wrote:i once caught my mate knocking one out at about 3am when i was returning home. silly bastard shoulda closed the curtains. needless to say phone was out filming it.

This makes you look gay.

Not even fucking with you, this just makes you look gay.

64hz · Post by **64hz** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:22 pm

haha yeah thats fucked up man.
did you have your own little masturbatory session with the video?

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:31 pm

oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.

no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.

what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:36 pm

gwa wrote:oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.

no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.

what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?

moreso than filming your best mate rubbing his own penis amirite?

helix · Post by **helix** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:36 pm

gwa wrote:oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.

no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.

what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?

Taking a picture of my dick and sending it to Miss Brass, obviously.

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:37 pm

had a wank to Neighbours when i was about 14, fell asleep after cumming, mum and sister both walk in on me asleep with my tiny post-wank cock out and jizz on my belly with the 6oclock news now on tv.

the next day it was brought up in the car on the way to school when all my mates were in the car to share a lift.

thats about as caught as you can get

HRKRT · Post by **HRKRT** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:38 pm

noam wrote:had a wank to Neighbours when i was about 14, fell asleep after cumming, mum and sister both walk in on me asleep with my tiny post-wank cock out and jizz on my belly with the 6oclock news now on tv.

the next day it was brought up in the car on the way to school when all my mates were in the car to share a lift.

thats about as caught as you can get

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:38 pm

lloydnoise wrote:
gwa wrote:oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.

no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.

what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?
moreso than filming your best mate rubbing his own penis amirite?

nournot

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:46 pm

gwa wrote:
lloydnoise wrote:
gwa wrote:oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.

no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.

what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?
moreso than filming your best mate rubbing his own penis amirite?
nournot

fairplaym8

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:46 pm

gwa. officially gay.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:52 pm

sure

i'm surprised no one films their mates whilst their embarrassing themselves.

you are all clearly a civilised bunch of fellows.

helix · Post by **helix** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:59 pm

gwa wrote:sure

i'm surprised no one films their mates whilst their embarrassing themselves.

you are all clearly a civilised bunch of fellows.

Masturbation is one of those "never speak of it" occurrences, rather than a "LOL GUISE LUK WOT E DID" occurrence.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:05 pm

errr? not really? are you scared of talking to your mates about this type of shit.. oh wait you're a virgin.

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:08 pm

gwa wrote:sure

i'm surprised no one films their mates whilst their embarrassing themselves.

you are all clearly a civilised bunch of fellows.

We took pictures of my buddy jerkin off in his pants, not knowing what he was doing while he was on mushrooms

Unfortunately it was with his phone (seemed like a good idea when we were on shrooms too lol), so the jackass deleted them after

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:10 pm

hey kidshuffle sorry to disappoint but you are a homo apparently

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:12 pm

i said no homo as i took the pics tho.

boxxy · Post by **boxxy** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:12 pm

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