Have you ever been caught masturbating?

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by mikey_g » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:32 pm

caught someone cranking one out at work when they took too long on their break. actually thought they'd fallen asleep in the bog but noooooooooooooo
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Capture pt » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:42 pm

thread is too good.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Hibbie » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:46 pm

noam wrote:had a wank to Neighbours when i was about 14, fell asleep after cumming, mum and sister both walk in on me asleep with my tiny post-wank cock out and jizz on my belly with the 6oclock news now on tv.

the next day it was brought up in the car on the way to school when all my mates were in the car to share a lift.

thats about as caught as you can get
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:51 pm

I once worked at a royal mail sorting office and a guy *there went for a wank break everyday, no shame, then he would comeback and handle the mail :D .
I myself wanked off at a Jodrell Bank Observatory show when I was at school, only because I was sat in the dark next to a girl I used to pine over.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by esfandyar » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:53 pm

been caught oh yeah!
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by helix » Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:15 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I myself wanked off at a Jodrell Bank Observatory show when I was at school, only because I was sat in the dark next to a girl I used to pine over.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by the acid never lies » Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:56 pm

holy shit :lol:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by mikey_g » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:15 am

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I once worked at a royal mail sorting office and a guy *there went for a wank break everyday, no shame, then he would comeback and handle the mail :D .
fair play really.

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I myself wanked off at a Jodrell Bank Observatory show when I was at school, only because I was sat in the dark next to a girl I used to pine over.
danger wank to the max. :o
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by ST100 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:40 am

gwa wrote:errr? not really? are you scared of talking to your mates about this type of shit.. oh wait you're a virgin.
well... you clearly have no clue what you're talking about. :lol:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by helix » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:42 am

Mattron wrote:
gwa wrote:errr? not really? are you scared of talking to your mates about this type of shit.. oh wait you're a virgin.
well... you clearly have no clue what you're talking about. :lol:

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alright a little bit of homo. <3 u bby
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by collige » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:47 am

Helix [Delay] wrote:
Mattron wrote:
gwa wrote:errr? not really? are you scared of talking to your mates about this type of shit.. oh wait you're a virgin.
well... you clearly have no clue what you're talking about. :lol:

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alright a little bit of homo. <3 u bby
<3 u 2
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Kaneda » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:17 am

It's all about wanking it at age 16 at midnight and then having your mother come in and giving you a nice long talk about how degrading pornography is to women.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Phigure » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:19 am

Kaneda wrote:It's all about wanking it at age 16 at midnight and then having your mother come in and giving you a nice long talk about how degrading pornography is to women.
im so sorry

i really cant imagine anything worse than that
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by wolf89 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:23 am

My mate told me recently someone he knew at college told him once he likes what he calls a "danger wank". Which is where you're at your parents house and call your mum to come to your room half way through and try to finish up and hide it before she enters the room. :|

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by collige » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:23 am

Kaneda wrote:It's all about wanking it at age 16 at midnight and then having your mother come in and giving you a nice long talk about how degrading pornography is to women.
happened to me too
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Kaneda » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:24 am

Phigure wrote:
Kaneda wrote:It's all about wanking it at age 16 at midnight and then having your mother come in and giving you a nice long talk about how degrading pornography is to women.
im so sorry

i really cant imagine anything worse than that

Im sitting on my bed next to her completely naked save for boxers with a half-stiffy still flying. Needlesss to say that didnt last very long. but for it's puny existence, it shamed me more than anything else in my life.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Kaneda » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:25 am

wolf89 wrote:My mate told me recently someone he knew at college told him once he likes what he calls a "danger wank". Which is where you're at your parents house and call your mum to come to your room half way through and try to finish up and hide it before she enters the room. :|

Ya gotta be a real champ to pull that one off!
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by wolf89 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:26 am

Either that or this happens and you still end up a champ
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