Have you ever been caught masturbating?

[mikey_g]

caught someone cranking one out at work when they took too long on their break. actually thought they'd fallen asleep in the bog but noooooooooooooo

[Capture pt]

thread is too good.

[Hibbie]

had a wank to Neighbours when i was about 14, fell asleep after cumming, mum and sister both walk in on me asleep with my tiny post-wank cock out and jizz on my belly with the 6oclock news now on tv.

the next day it was brought up in the car on the way to school when all my mates were in the car to share a lift.

thats about as caught as you can get

hahahaahaha

[Pedro Sánchez]

I once worked at a royal mail sorting office and a guy *there went for a wank break everyday, no shame, then he would comeback and handle the mail .
I myself wanked off at a Jodrell Bank Observatory show when I was at school, only because I was sat in the dark next to a girl I used to pine over.

[esfandyar]

been caught oh yeah!

[helix]

I myself wanked off at a Jodrell Bank Observatory show when I was at school, only because I was sat in the dark next to a girl I used to pine over.

[the acid never lies]

holy shit

[mikey_g]

I once worked at a royal mail sorting office and a guy *there went for a wank break everyday, no shame, then he would comeback and handle the mail .

fair play really.

I myself wanked off at a Jodrell Bank Observatory show when I was at school, only because I was sat in the dark next to a girl I used to pine over.

danger wank to the max.

[ST100]

errr? not really? are you scared of talking to your mates about this type of shit.. oh wait you're a virgin.

well... you clearly have no clue what you're talking about.

no homo.








alright a little bit of homo. <3 u bby

[helix]

errr? not really? are you scared of talking to your mates about this type of shit.. oh wait you're a virgin.

well... you clearly have no clue what you're talking about.

no homo.








alright a little bit of homo. <3 u bby

<3 u 2

[collige]

errr? not really? are you scared of talking to your mates about this type of shit.. oh wait you're a virgin.

well... you clearly have no clue what you're talking about.

no homo.








alright a little bit of homo. <3 u bby

<3 u 2

[Kaneda]

It's all about wanking it at age 16 at midnight and then having your mother come in and giving you a nice long talk about how degrading pornography is to women.

[Phigure]

It's all about wanking it at age 16 at midnight and then having your mother come in and giving you a nice long talk about how degrading pornography is to women.

im so sorry

i really cant imagine anything worse than that

[wolf89]

My mate told me recently someone he knew at college told him once he likes what he calls a "danger wank". Which is where you're at your parents house and call your mum to come to your room half way through and try to finish up and hide it before she enters the room.

[collige]

It's all about wanking it at age 16 at midnight and then having your mother come in and giving you a nice long talk about how degrading pornography is to women.

happened to me too

[Kaneda]

It's all about wanking it at age 16 at midnight and then having your mother come in and giving you a nice long talk about how degrading pornography is to women.

im so sorry

i really cant imagine anything worse than that

Im sitting on my bed next to her completely naked save for boxers with a half-stiffy still flying. Needlesss to say that didnt last very long. but for it's puny existence, it shamed me more than anything else in my life.

[Kaneda]

My mate told me recently someone he knew at college told him once he likes what he calls a "danger wank". Which is where you're at your parents house and call your mum to come to your room half way through and try to finish up and hide it before she enters the room.

Ya gotta be a real champ to pull that one off!
(pun slightly intended)

[wolf89]

Either that or this happens and you still end up a champ