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Post by Dankhurricane » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:19 am

No. I snuck into the baseball dugouts and fucked the first guy I ever smoked pot with.
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Post by gwa » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:21 am

cool story .

aneway im probs gonna go to MN next year for a few month. send me ur digits n we can meet up n maybe practises reproducing... platonically, standard.
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Post by Dankhurricane » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:23 am

Do you know how far away California is from Minnesota. .....?
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Post by gwa » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:26 am

you'll be pleased to know that i smoke bare weed n can last for 27 minutes sober, 4+ hours when drunk and unlimited when on coke.
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Post by Dankhurricane » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:28 am

What does that have to do with anything.
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Post by HRKRT » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:28 am

Dankhurricane wrote:No. I snuck into the baseball dugouts and fucked the first guy I ever smoked pot with.

wow i cant believe taking someones virginity is as easy as passing a zoot to them

that would have solved a lot of problems earlier on in life
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Post by gwa » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:28 am

Dankhurricane wrote:Do you know how far away California is from Minnesota. .....?
yeah i caught a flight from msp to lax last Xmas..4 hours or so
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Post by Dankhurricane » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:33 am

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Dankhurricane wrote:No. I snuck into the baseball dugouts and fucked the first guy I ever smoked pot with.

wow i cant believe taking someones virginity is as easy as passing a zoot to them

that would have solved a lot of problems earlier on in life
No that's just how the relationship started. gives you something to do to hang out until you start fucking.

But I took his virginity too.
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Post by Dankhurricane » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:36 am

gwa wrote:
Dankhurricane wrote:Do you know how far away California is from Minnesota. .....?
yeah i caught a flight from msp to lax last Xmas..4 hours or so
Let me knowwhen you get here.
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Post by gwa » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:42 am

don't start getting all high maintenance on me. i invited you!!
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Post by kingldub » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:43 am

California girls are skanks.
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Post by gwa » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:47 am

katy perry says different and she's fit so fu
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Post by kingldub » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:48 am

gwa wrote:katy perry says different and she's fit so fu

Katy Perry says a lot of things.....
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Post by Dankhurricane » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:53 pm

How would I get to Minnesota!?!
Listen, you get to California and I'll let you know where to get that DANK.
And you're th one who likes me anyway!
California is a huge state with a lot of girls. Its hard to believe we're all skanks.
I mean... were undeniable. Daisy dukes, bikinis on top?
Its difficult to hate that song and be a California girl at the same time.
But its every fucking where so I can get past that difficulty.
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Post by gwa » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:04 pm

can't we skype? what's so bad about it.. i hate posting on my phone.

did you sleep well btw?
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Post by gwa » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:08 pm

girl don't tell me i need to go to Cali to score some grade. i will smoke you under the table
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Post by DZA » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:09 pm

:lol: wtf
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Post by helix » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:45 pm

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Post by faust.dtc » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:53 pm

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