Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

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Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by diss04 » Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:40 pm

Seagal will hand-speed your favourite guy. No homo? Probably.

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by faust.dtc » Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:42 pm

yes

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by EBR » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:37 pm

Chuck Norris would kick his ass.

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by DRTY » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:43 pm

lol, I bought a mate his album for his birthday :lol:

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by sirsnaf » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:17 am

JCVD > both


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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by kingldub » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:24 am

sirsnaf wrote:JCVD > both


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He'd be too busy making sure the camera was getting a clear shot of his naked arse.

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by Ham » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:43 am

G T F O


Chuck >>>> Every living being.
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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by faust.dtc » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:48 am

sirsnaf wrote:JCVD > both


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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by EBR » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:06 pm

- Hard Target is actually a pretty accurate movie.

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by kidshuffle » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:42 pm

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by magma » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:34 pm

Hi, I'm Steven Seagal and I'm basically a shit, muscley John Travolta lookalike with no style.
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Re: Steven Seagal >> Chuck Norris

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:56 pm

Steven Segal started the anti-oil movement

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