First time taking LSD: What did I do wrong?

[symmetricalsounds]

salvia is nuts, it's the cold evil cousin of dmt and it wants to hit you round the face with a concrete block. it's a very unique drug, one of the few to have a reverse tolerance.

as for acid, don't believe the hype it's much more of a mental drug than visual, yes in high dose things will get start going visually but if you want the classic swirly colours bendy walls thing just take a good dose of mushrooms.

come up on mushrooms is probably my favourite come up, shit is nuts. no matter how many times i've done them it still smacks me.

[honey-d]

There were no trippy colours, no clocks instead of faces, no "breathing walls", no synaesthesia, no ego death and no paradigm shift. Big disappointment.

Details:
- My friend acquired the tabs
- The tabs measured 6mmx6mm, were individually wrapped in tin foil and in a little ziploc bag
- Put it on my tongue, let sit for an hour and a half
- 2 hours in, started to feel a bit of blurriness in vision, similar to after 2-3 beers
- 5 hours in, felt a little hazy-headed, that's about it

I was prepared for an intense psychoactive whole-body visual and sensory experience. All I got was a slight buzz and boredom. I guess I was expecting a roller coaster ride.

P.S. Also, first time posting a thread like this. Seeing what err'one else posts in here, I'm thinking this should be alright, but let me know if it's not okay to talk about this

The size of the tab doesn't matter at all, you put one drop on a piece of paper and then cut the paper and then sell it. The paper could be a whole poster board with a drop of acid and it's still one hit, you know? Anyway, if you had one hit I'm not too surprised you didn't feel too much, try two maybe? Don't go crazy though, I didn't feel anything from 2 my first time and then tried 1 the next time and was treepin. Try it again I say, take it easy but try 2 next time. GL my psychonaut.

[test_recordings]

y'all needa quit pussyfootin' around with the acid. just take 3 hits up front.

I took 2 tabs of 'hoffmans' and ending up running round a really big music festival screaming from the psychic pressure build up in my head, it didn't help that I was deliberately encouraging a feedback loop in my mind until I could no longer control it.
After 4 hours I went hoarse before my mates found and put me on top of a chair and carried me round on their shoulders. After arriving back at the campsite I was worried I might need a piss but instead of wetting myself or pulling my dick out in front of my mates I ran behind them and went up against a tent.

Yeah, my mate who's tent it was wasn't happy with the puddle that formed in it. Whoops...

People were also winding me up reeeaallyy badly but I was going along with it just as a 'fuck you whatever yeah right'. It was quite fun for bits though!

[fractal]

You either a) Massively underdosed on weak/spoiled acid or b) Didn't take acid and wasted some cash/time.

i've talked with satan off of a couple drops

[fassyman]

you need to take it as a suppository to real the full effects....trust...

[fractal]

you need to take it as a suppository to real the full effects....trust...

you're always telling me to put shit in my ass...

[sigbowls]

eat morning glory seeds or grow shrooms.

[profound]

salvia is nuts

²!

If u really wanna get blasted into another dimension for 10 minutes, salvia is the way to go.....
I smoked it a few times and each time it was proper mental

One of the last times i tried it, my vision got 'devided' into 4 pieces, and each piece got its own gravity, i tell you, that was fucking weird!
I can honestly say i don't really 'like' salvia, but i'm really happy i tried it because it's just such a strange drug, u can't really compare it with anything......

I took the 5x and 10x btw, a mate of mine tried the 20x; he didn't say a word for 15 minutes, and then suddenly he said to me "DUDE! I actually thought i was the universe"
Didn't do the 20x obviously

[billuf]

why are you doing cid when theres free mushrooms everywhere this time of year?

[knell]

salvia is nuts

²!

If u really wanna get blasted into another dimension for 10 minutes, salvia is the way to go.....
I smoked it a few times and each time it was proper mental

One of the last times i tried it, my vision got 'devided' into 4 pieces, and each piece got its own gravity, i tell you, that was fucking weird!
I can honestly say i don't really 'like' salvia, but i'm really happy i tried it because it's just such a strange drug, u can't really compare it with anything......

I took the 5x and 10x btw, a mate of mine tried the 20x; he didn't say a word for 15 minutes, and then suddenly he said to me "DUDE! I actually thought i was the universe"
Didn't do the 20x obviously

yeh i did 5x with a sprinkle of 15x on top... just used a regular lighter and a water-bottle bong and man, it was ridiculous.

first drug i had done that severely altered my time perception... it felt like i was tripping for months and when i came around, i had been gone just short of 17 minutes... i stumbled around my house, and saw my golden retriever, and i was so happy to see him that i hugged him and started weeping... and then i had to go to work

i took a few steps into the ice cream parlor that i worked at, at the time, and my boss took one look at me and sent me home

[honey-d]

salvia is nuts

²!

If u really wanna get blasted into another dimension for 10 minutes, salvia is the way to go.....
I smoked it a few times and each time it was proper mental

One of the last times i tried it, my vision got 'devided' into 4 pieces, and each piece got its own gravity, i tell you, that was fucking weird!
I can honestly say i don't really 'like' salvia, but i'm really happy i tried it because it's just such a strange drug, u can't really compare it with anything......

I took the 5x and 10x btw, a mate of mine tried the 20x; he didn't say a word for 15 minutes, and then suddenly he said to me "DUDE! I actually thought i was the universe"
Didn't do the 20x obviously

Dude the last time I did Salvia was 40x. Damn. I've to this day never had such an intense psychedelic experience as that. It was VERY disorienting and kinda scary as once I had taken the hit I COMPLETELY forgot I had smoked salvia so I thought maybe I died/was dying/got hit in the head really really hard or something.

And I never tried it again, I still don't regret it, but never again.

[parson]

y'all needa quit pussyfootin' around with the acid. just take 3 hits up front.

I took 2 tabs of 'hoffmans' and ending up running round a really big music festival screaming from the psychic pressure build up in my head, it didn't help that I was deliberately encouraging a feedback loop in my mind until I could no longer control it.
After 4 hours I went hoarse before my mates found and put me on top of a chair and carried me round on their shoulders. After arriving back at the campsite I was worried I might need a piss but instead of wetting myself or pulling my dick out in front of my mates I ran behind them and went up against a tent.

Yeah, my mate who's tent it was wasn't happy with the puddle that formed in it. Whoops...

People were also winding me up reeeaallyy badly but I was going along with it just as a 'fuck you whatever yeah right'. It was quite fun for bits though!

i've done the running around a rave freaking people out because i was on too much acid before. i was certain everybody needs to get everyone they love because the mothership was arriving and we were about to get on. really i was just being a dick with the take 3 hits and be a man shit. don't do that. be safe. hide the scissors, stay on the ground floor and with people who you trust that you can definitely get along with the whole time.

[knell]

Dude the last time I did Salvia was 40x. Damn. I've to this day never had such an intense psychedelic experience as that. It was VERY disorienting and kinda scary as once I had taken the hit I COMPLETELY forgot I had smoked salvia so I thought maybe I died/was dying/got hit in the head really really hard or something.

And I never tried it again, I still don't regret it, but never again.

yeh it's possibly the most uncomfortable drug in the world. so strange how it disassociates you to the point that you forget who you are or what you've done..

i havent touched it again either.. but one time i was in a house in charleston and i heard a girl laugh from upstairs and it sent panic shivers throughout my body... i knew exactly what was happening but it turned out she had indeed been smoking salvia.. my body recognizes that kind of laugh anywhere... its not a happy laugh, it sounds like a panicked, confused laugh

[symmetricalsounds]

salvia is nuts

²!

If u really wanna get blasted into another dimension for 10 minutes, salvia is the way to go.....
I smoked it a few times and each time it was proper mental

One of the last times i tried it, my vision got 'devided' into 4 pieces, and each piece got its own gravity, i tell you, that was fucking weird!
I can honestly say i don't really 'like' salvia, but i'm really happy i tried it because it's just such a strange drug, u can't really compare it with anything......

I took the 5x and 10x btw, a mate of mine tried the 20x; he didn't say a word for 15 minutes, and then suddenly he said to me "DUDE! I actually thought i was the universe"
Didn't do the 20x obviously

yeah it is really mental but in a very cold and harsh way which is what i don't like about it. everytime i've done it i've thought i should be in a dark padded room on my own but i'm actually in a room full of people .

last time i had it i did the 40x and went to this place where i was in rows with lots of my mates but we were all coloured different colours, like there was a couple of rows of green people then a few rows of white, then blue etc... i just kept looking around trying to work out why we were fixed into these rows and why we we looked like lego people and then i look down and i see green grass and then i look around more and realise i'm the underside of a trainer of a cricket bowler that is just about to bowl and as his foot which i'm the sole of hits the ground i come out of it.

intense powerful trip, but if i wanna trip that hard i'd rather just make some dmt at least that way i know i will have a blanket of niceness surrounding my high as oppose to feeling like i've been battered by an ultimate fighting champion.

[xarcane]

It's true. On a usual strong trip it feels like someone has turned all the dials in your brain over to a different frequency. On a strong Salvia trip it feels like they've take all the machinery out and rearranged it. It is definitely not nice though, but that's a good thing. You know what you're taking it for.

[wayoftheworld]

Dude the last time I did Salvia was 40x. Damn. I've to this day never had such an intense psychedelic experience as that. It was VERY disorienting and kinda scary as once I had taken the hit I COMPLETELY forgot I had smoked salvia so I thought maybe I died/was dying/got hit in the head really really hard or something.

And I never tried it again, I still don't regret it, but never again.

yeh it's possibly the most uncomfortable drug in the world. so strange how it disassociates you to the point that you forget who you are or what you've done..

indeed. left a horrible taste in my throat for hours as well!

[deadcell]

just get some good asid then.................................................................

[trapeez]

i stumbled around my house, and saw my golden retriever, and i was so happy to see him that i hugged him and started weeping... and then i had to go to work

i took a few steps into the ice cream parlor that i worked at, at the time, and my boss took one look at me and sent me home

[deadcell]

i stumbled around my house, and saw my golden retriever, and i was so happy to see him that i hugged him and started weeping... and then i had to go to work

i took a few steps into the ice cream parlor that i worked at, at the time, and my boss took one look at me and sent me home

LOL. i masnaged to handle a shift on checkout at morrisons comin down off cid once. was hard but i managed to get thru it

[wayoftheworld]

as people have said it could be crap acid, stored badly and degraded, weak dose... anything really

or it could just be the way your brain works. i've had loads of psychedelics and i've still never seen anything that's not actually been there. everything that's there is moving or just generally looks fantastic but i've never had a full blown hallucination of something that's completely imagined which is just the way my brain works i guess, or how it reacts to drugs

if ya wana see shit bro... take datura!

i wouldn't recommend datura for recreational use, or just to 'see shit', or even at all for that matter and gotta be very careful dosing them....