Things to say at telemarketers

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:48 pm

I always run out of things to say and usually just end up yelling CUNNNNNT before hanging up.

Gief some ideas!

phrex · Post by **phrex** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:49 pm

''fuck off'' ?

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:51 pm

vulvavibration wrote:''fuck off'' ?

Thats plain boring though

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:53 pm

start asking them questions as if you were a jahovas witness

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:03 pm

don't be harsh to them, it's just some poor prk like you trying to earn a living
it's not like it's the CEO of the company or anything

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:07 pm

the best is if they ask you to do a questionnaire, go with it and do the questionnaire (giving stupid answers obvs) up until about 2 questions from the end then just hang up... they cant use the data as it's incomplete and you have wasted their time

either that, or pretend to be one of your family tell them that you've died and that you find it offensive that you keep getting phonecalls

phrex · Post by **phrex** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:08 pm

lloydnoise wrote:don't be harsh to them, it's just some poor prk like you trying to earn a living
it's not like it's the CEO of the company or anything

fair enough

64hz · Post by **64hz** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:12 pm

start telling them your deepest, most intimate emotions, worries and concerns.

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:20 pm

Tell them you'll complete their survey if they complete your survey first!

helix · Post by **helix** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:22 pm

Politely decline...
Jesus, you guys are some assholes.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:24 pm

I get people calling me at work to sell me everything from xerox toner, light bulbs, to cleaning services

I just tell them that "we have just resigned a contract with our toner supplier"

wish I could tell them to fuck off

we should also do a thread "things to say to bill collectors" LOL

helix · Post by **helix** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:28 pm

Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:37 pm

"Hi this is NAME HERE from ABBREVIATION HERE"
"I'm not interested"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED?"
"Piss off"
*hangup*

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:41 pm

Helix [Delay] wrote:Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.

yeah, true

but the toner people are shady..

they pretend they are with my company and say "I'm from corporate and I'm calling to see if you need any toner"

if you keep talking to them they try to trick you and next thing you know it you have agreed to $500 in toner cartridges

but our xerox orders that shit itself when it gets low

shady mofo's

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:43 pm

Helix [Delay] wrote:Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.

zakly

kingldub · Post by **kingldub** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:45 pm

I did telemarketing once, lasted a day, nuff said.

flopps · Post by **flopps** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:46 pm

elibomyekip · Post by **elibomyekip** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:55 pm

Pretend you're a police officer at the scene of a murder.

AntlionUK · Post by **AntlionUK** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:56 pm

Helix [Delay] wrote:Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.

sounds exaclty like what a telemarketer would say.....

:wwf:

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:07 pm

All telemarketers are ginger

Things to say at telemarketers

Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Re: Things to say at telemarketers

Who is online