Their last words before you shot them

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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by nicenice » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:56 am

"finally"

expectant
deranged, thinking this is his chance to meet god
depressed and looking for an end
or both, hoping for some sort of redemption, to stop them carrying on their path of destruction
all carrying a smile on their face as their stare death in the eye
they might as well be holding the gun themselves

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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by kidshuffle » Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:52 pm

"You know I had to gat ya"
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by nicenice » Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:11 pm

"Is that you?"

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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by nousd » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:07 pm

I can't live in a world with chavtronica.

a contemporary allusion,
suggesting a sensitive individual
who has arranged a self-hit
to avoid the ugly and affected
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by 64hz » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:15 pm

'hey, jackie darling, is th-'

and america died.

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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by nousd » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:24 pm

please
don't kill me
I'll do anything
Don't do it,
please.
(cries)
please
please
(sobs)
please
(blubbers)
please
(tears wet my lofahs)


that optimistic kid not cognisant of humiliation's turn-on
&/or the pleadings of a very polite stereotype .
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by nousd » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:27 pm

You freak, I can't stand the sight of you.

The one I shot through the one-way mirror.
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by nousd » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:32 pm

Helix [Delay] wrote:"Why?"
because he was sooo fucking annoying
asking why? all the time.
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by nousd » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:43 pm

No one is so damaged that they can't be redeemed......limpdick.
(as he picked my wife's flesh from under his fingernails)

It wasn't the insult, it was his cockiness.
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by 64hz » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:47 pm

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/dying2.html

some good ones here; poignant, funny and true.
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
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practical, caring. or maybe just avoiding pain.


I'd rather be fishing.
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by fondle mcliknpuss » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:54 pm

she's lying.....

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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by nousd » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:20 pm

I'll just put up some more targets.

he either said it too softly
or I wasn't concentrating
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by nousd » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:25 pm

I've told you: I don't know anything.

Soon after, true..
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by jazzamataz » Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:42 pm

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine...


Star Wars spoof.
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by jazzamataz » Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:45 pm

I told you before, he's just a character I play on TV!

Stalker style.
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by noam » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:48 pm

jazzamataz wrote:If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine...


Star Wars spoof.
:wink:

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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by crackf » Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:59 pm

its not even that hard i caught it in my teeth last time!

expectant of the shot but totally unaware of his fate :wink:
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by crackf » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:01 pm

wanna play guns?
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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by frank grimes jr. » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:38 pm

Draw!
Image

Just because you are a character, does not mean you have character.

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Re: Their last words before you shot them

Post by crackf » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:51 pm

you just a stupid niqqa
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