Why aren't there any women on this forum?

[DZA]

[ST100]

Just so this is all perfectly clear to you all I'll explain what happened.
Nothing happended with me and Sham apart from his perverse advances which failed. I've never liked any of you sexually especially you DZA, you're not attractive at all and I've not tried it on with anyone on here apart from my current boyfriend.
I seem to remember a lot of questions, well one question really 'anal?' 'anal?'. Yes DZA I'm talking about you.
Why do you think I've stopped posting here, so as to get away from morons like you lot.
But now I'm getting thread dedicated to making me out to be some fucking whore.
Seriously you lot should grow up some day soon, instead of spending your life as a 20 odd year old lad sitting behind a computer asking a girl for anal or handy shandy's.

To sum it up, DZA you couldn't pull a fucking door, you're ugly and Sham you're a desperate pervert.

QFT.

Reserved this post for my delayed response.

LMAO DZA got PLAYED

[Stebrah]

is the quiet fake laugh of a guy who's just been shamed i hear?

BRB FAILING AT LIFE

[ST100]

^

[subhumanscum]

Just so this is all perfectly clear to you all I'll explain what happened.
Nothing happended with me and Sham apart from his perverse advances which failed. I've never liked any of you sexually especially you DZA, you're not attractive at all and I've not tried it on with anyone on here apart from my current boyfriend.
I seem to remember a lot of questions, well one question really 'anal?' 'anal?'. Yes DZA I'm talking about you.
Why do you think I've stopped posting here, so as to get away from morons like you lot.
But now I'm getting thread dedicated to making me out to be some fucking whore.
Seriously you lot should grow up some day soon, instead of spending your life as a 20 odd year old lad sitting behind a computer asking a girl for anal or handy shandy's.

To sum it up, DZA you couldn't pull a fucking door, you're ugly and Sham you're a desperate pervert.

Look at it this way Sham (whoever he is, guessing tr0tsky), at least she never said you weren't a looker!

Feel for you though DZA!

Aye, however he is probably a rapist, definitely one in the making by the sound of his desperate yet failed attempts.
The fucking hilarious thing is, his idea of wooing a girl is sending her charts of the political spectrum.
What a tnuc.

Anywayz, I'm actually going to have some horrible sex with Bnanni now, peace

[xarcane]

DZA got gunned down, but truesay she wouldn't have just moved to one man, and the first man she moved to was like "Yeah I'm down, forum ting ". She must've moved to other man.

[Motorway to Roswell]

is the quiet fake laugh of a guy who's just been shamed i hear?

BRB FAILING AT LIFE

Kicking a man when he's down? Nice.

[DZA]

I aint got nothing to be ashamed about

[Motorway to Roswell]

I aint got nothing to be ashamed about

What about missing the full stop off the end of your sentence?

[apmje]

Just so this is all perfectly clear to you all I'll explain what happened.
Nothing happended with me and Sham apart from his perverse advances which failed. I've never liked any of you sexually especially you DZA, you're not attractive at all and I've not tried it on with anyone on here apart from my current boyfriend.
I seem to remember a lot of questions, well one question really 'anal?' 'anal?'. Yes DZA I'm talking about you.
Why do you think I've stopped posting here, so as to get away from morons like you lot.
But now I'm getting thread dedicated to making me out to be some fucking whore.
Seriously you lot should grow up some day soon, instead of spending your life as a 20 odd year old lad sitting behind a computer asking a girl for anal or handy shandy's.

To sum it up, DZA you couldn't pull a fucking door, you're ugly and Sham you're a desperate pervert.

Look at it this way Sham (whoever he is, guessing tr0tsky), at least she never said you weren't a looker!

Feel for you though DZA!

Aye, however he is probably a rapist, definitely one in the making by the sound of his desperate yet failed attempts.
The fucking hilarious thing is, his idea of wooing a girl is sending her charts of the political spectrum.
What a tnuc.

Anywayz, I'm actually going to have some horrible sex with Bnanni now, peace

Nothing says 'I wanna fuck your brains out' like an explanation of left and right wing politics. Going to take a pie chart out next time I'm down town.

[gwa]

this is creasing me up. yu guys dont know SHIIIIIT

[psylent]

I aint got nothing to be ashamed about

Apart from still being a virgin and the fact that you've quite obviously never seen a vagina.

Tbf, out of the two Sham's the biggest tnuc, like someone said he tried woo-ing my misses with a fucking picture of the political spectrum, what an absolute tnuc.
No wonder he's a desperate borderline rapist, someone should report him...

[DZA]

I aint got nothing to be ashamed about

Apart from still being a virgin and the fact that you've quite obviously never seen a vagina.

so far from the truth

[gwa]

i like the way everyone is so defensive.. if it was all bull shit then you'd pass it over and laugh

[Motorway to Roswell]

[Stebrah]

so far from the truth

IM NOT A VIRGIN, STOP SAYING THAT

Nothing makes me laugh more than the borderline closet humans on this forum

[pkay]

While hilarious, the fact Bnanni isn't into anal, yet posts on the internet, makes me confused

[Motorway to Roswell]

so far from the truth

IM NOT A VIRGIN, STOP SAYING THAT

Nothing makes me laugh more than the borderline closet humans on this forum

I bet loads of things make you laugh more.

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

While hilarious, the fact Bnanni isn't into anal, yet posts on the internet, makes me confused

Haha

Reminds me of another lame joke...

Why are christian girls like Freddy Mercury?
-They both have bad facial hair and love bumsex

Anyway props to anyone who's single yet still has girl problems Things can only get worse

[Stebrah]

I bet loads of things make you laugh more.

Why don't you tickle me with your pinky and we'll find out?