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Nissan Juke

Post by bass hertz » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:56 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.nissanusa.com/juke/

Commercial for that came on right after the Blackberry commercial with Diplo.

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by wolf89 » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:28 am

Shit and fucking ugly car

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by titched » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:29 am

i fucking love it. it's got style, unlike every other boring shitbox sedan on the road.

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:21 am

titched wrote:i fucking love it. it's got style, unlike every other boring shitbox sedan on the road.
It just looks like a smaller version of the Murano, but with a fucked up grill imo
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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by FSTZ » Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:07 am

LOL

they are trying to be cool

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by Genevieve » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:18 am

At least they didn't call it dubstep. <.<
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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by faust.dtc » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:53 am

I reminds me of the car Homer Simpson invented once. Lots of random idea thrown in to one to make a super car.

Then I saw this article from 2007:

Nissan Takes On Homer SImpson car design.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/articl ... tml?cat=27

Doesnt actually say its the Juke but it could well be.

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by bluenote » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:54 am

I think a juke is what they call a side-step in american football. Probably nothing to do with dj nate

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:16 pm

bluenote wrote:I think a juke is what they call a side-step in american football. Probably nothing to do with dj nate
You would be correct
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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:17 pm

Both "jukes" probably came "juke joints" though.
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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by titched » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:47 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
titched wrote:i fucking love it. it's got style, unlike every other boring shitbox sedan on the road.
It just looks like a smaller version of the Murano, but with a fucked up grill imo
the fucked up grill is the best part!

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by jameshk » Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:08 pm

Juke sucked before, and now it still sucks.
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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by wormcode » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:22 pm

Some pics I've seen it looks pretty nice and curvy, other pics it looks ugly... looks kind of like a cross between a Polaris ATV, and an HHR.
Can't wait to see youtube videos of footwork crews ghost riding their tricked out Nissan Jukes to some juke.


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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by bass hertz » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:03 pm

jameshk wrote:Juke sucked before, and now it still sucks.
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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by titched » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:02 am

it's gorgeous! it's a little rocket too.

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by noam » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:11 am

mate...sorry they were advertising that in manchester with shit house dj's playing in the city centre to no one that cared and i thought the car was ugly as sin then... and its ugly as sin now.

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by NilsFG » Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:24 pm

I would only buy it if the engine made 160bpm 808-beats with explicit lyrics.

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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by WhosZena » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:40 pm

Oh :o
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Re: Nissan Juke

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:46 pm

Cupholders are ment for IN the car, not the front bumper.
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