Your realistic dream job.

[kidshuffle]

Graphic Designer for a big name, cool company in NY, California, Seattle or Canada (where all the cool jobs seem to be).

If you don't mind working for an oil company, there is (or at least was last year) a shit ton of different graphic design jobs up in my area.

Also

certified badman

[WhosZena]

Emergency aid worker

[green plan]

Entertainment lawyer (thinking music/gigs not porn) plus run a little home studio on the side.

[-dubson-]

Label owner/ dj / producer/ doing arty shit.

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

spiders

[helix]

Whatever makes me happy.

[nousd]

architectural reviewer for a fearless mag
hmmm...I could start one...the MacMansion phenomenon here is fucked.

[Shum]

If I didn't need the money to live I would honestly want to do nothing.

[yooamatwa]

I would love to get paid to explore the integration of movement, audio and video.
Create sensor based installations where visuals would react to the movement/heat etc of people.... Like say having a reactive club environment, could be an amazing expierience.
I like to throw general user interaction in to, there was a job going at apple a few months back looked like you could piss around making UI prototypes using arduino etc. that would be ace.
I've been racking my brains for ages trying to think how I could make this a reality....

[particle-jim]

session drummer would be good... at some point in the future i want to open a jiu-jitsu academy with my brother (this one is gunna take years, we are both ungraded atm)

[stephisaint]

Barrister going on to Judge. Preferably specialising in human rights and government policy.

I want me one of those wigs.

[stappard]

SIS would be the dream job. Can't tell you whether I've applied already

[hasezwei]

either something with audio engineering/sound design or...
preschool/kindergarten/whateveryoubritscallit-"teacher". i think it's a very important job as it's the only chance for a lot of children of immigrants to learn german before going to elemental school. it's really the groundwork on which their whole lives will be built, a thousand times more than for children whose parents raised them german or at least bilingual.

also kids are cool.

[pikeymobile]

I'd love to work in a record shop, or even own one.

[kulture]

anyone know of any jobs in london that I could do?

[legend4ry]

Some sort of event planning work just on a big scale, I would love to throw a festival or something! Realistically I would just love to throw a couple of successful club nights/semi-large scale events. I love all that networking, haggling over phonecalls, sitting outside venues handing out flyers, trying to tell everyone to hurry the fuck up when I need something done...

I would say I'd love to produce and DJ for a living but I am so passionate about it, I'd hate to feel pressured to do it.

[feral witchchild]

Something where 90% of what I do is pretentious blathering.

If there's one thing Svpreme Fiend knows how to do, it's blather on and on in the most patronizingly posh and verbose manner.

It's why I got an A- on an essay for a history class recently even though I basically provided none of the specific examples that were required.

[AllNightDayDream]

Something where 90% of what I do is pretentious blathering.

Sounds like a critic to me