The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Rekah]

did you enjoy it?

stop ignoring my question you muggy berk.

and for the record, i did enjoy standing around with 5 other mates watching my mate try to wank his way out of a comedown whilst watching omnibus of emmerdale. i found it bare rofls, squire. jog on and go put hamsters in a cage.

it sounds funny as fuck, would get a bit awkward though

[NilsFG]

Quest = legend

[DZA]

did you enjoy it?

stop ignoring my question you muggy berk.

and for the record, i did enjoy standing around with 5 other mates watching my mate try to wank his way out of a comedown whilst watching omnibus of emmerdale. i found it bare rofls, squire. jog on and go put hamsters in a cage.

it sounds funny as fuck, would get a bit awkward though

wonder what you two get up to on xbox live

[herbalicious]

oh

Why the embarrassed face? The fact he started it is exactly why the comment pisses me (and quite clearly Quest) off!

[DZA]

ahh dont matter

[Rekah]

did you enjoy it?

stop ignoring my question you muggy berk.

and for the record, i did enjoy standing around with 5 other mates watching my mate try to wank his way out of a comedown whilst watching omnibus of emmerdale. i found it bare rofls, squire. jog on and go put hamsters in a cage.

it sounds funny as fuck, would get a bit awkward though

wonder what you two get up to on xbox live

you dont want to know mate thought you were sending an add my way for a bit of cod, whats going on?

[DZA]

ive not been on ill add you when i go on next

[Rekah]

ive not been on ill add you when i go on next

[DZA]

waiting around for people

[WhosZena]

After weeks of resisting, im finally ill.

[sigbowls]

firkys left, i dont think hes been on here for a month

[-dubson-]

firkys left, i dont think hes been on here for a month

rip

[sigbowls]

that sucks, rip

[kaiori breathe]

NON-SMOKERS

Dear non-smokers, you may not realize it, but this is genuinely how the majority of you sound when you talk about smoking:

"Oh, my god, I have the mentality of a 12 year old and you make me sick with your smoking!!!!! Stop choosing to smoke! I mean clearly you can just stop whenever you want, so why don't you!? It's clearly not addictive at all, I bet if I smoked I wouldn't get addicted, all you have to do to stop is STOP - IT'S SO EASY!!! It's called a smoking HABIT for a reason!!! Because it's a HABIT, anybody can stop a HABIT! Your smoking is more revolting than my granny having her snatch torn apart and molested by an angry AIDs infested dog with hemorrhoids tentacles that reach out to spray diarrhea all over her wrinkly tits!

You know you're going to die right!? Smoking kills you! Of course as a non smoker I'll die too, but it's different for you, because you'll die of smoking! I'll probably live to 100 and you'll die at 75! And clearly life is so important when you're too old to do anything fucking fun and your life starts to revolve around making full use of that pensioners pass you got by getting on buses just to see where they go because all your friends are fucking dead and you have nothing better to do. That's right, I get to have all the fun when I'm 75, I'll be ALL OVER THAT FUCKING POST OFFICE! New collectible stamps?! FUCKING YES I WILL BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT AND YOU'LL BE MISSING OUT BECAUSE YOU SMOKED! There'll be no watching re-runs of the simpsons and calling it a classic for you! No slowly going senile and answering "flerflibble" (as a result of your stroke) to pretty much any question your bastard unloving grandchildren who have outgrown you care to ask. Oh no smokey boy! You've made your choice!

It's proven to give you cancer you know?! I mean, you mustn't know or you wouldn't smoke right!? It's proven to cause cancer, that means, if you smoke YOU WILL DEFINITELY GET CANCER! Just like all those other things proven to give you cancer like chocolate, salt, crisps, too much red meat, too much cheese, wine, beer, any active ingredient in any McDonalds meal you care to choose, being tanned, not being tanned enough, wearing fake tan, not wearing fake tan, too much protein, steak, potatoes, chips, eggs that aren't cooked properly, black people, eating lettuce that isn't washed properly, eskimos, listening to Datsik and forgetting to put your pants on left leg first....

And it's expensive! You're wasting money! I have no idea what your financial situation is or the value you place on money but I'm going to make grand judgments about how you should spend it!!!! STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY YOU DIRTY SMOKER!!!

Also! It makes you look really pitiful and clearly that is all that matters!!!! How you look to me right now! WTF, why would you even smoke anyway!? I bet it tastes like dick! I mean, I've never smoked a cigarette, but I bet it definitely tastes like smelly unwashed dick!

...You should be more like me!

Oh by the way, I saw this documentary on about Heroin addiction in Scotland, it was really sad I felt so sorry for some of those people "

Never been one to wish cancer on people for irony sake but honestly when you hear shit like the above for the length of time I just had to endure it you come pretty close. (In case you're wondering the length of time it takes to start wishing cancer on people : 3 hours... 3 hours of unprovoked input on how to live my life)

To leave this on a more positive note, ty to all non-smokers who don't give health advice, tell me how to spend my money, give me unwanted tips on how to quit, talk down to me or tell me I'm going to die of cancer you are the best kind of people <3

[JemGrover]

...They kind of do have a point.
I say this cigarette in hand, but when you look at the shit you're putting into your body, then realise you're only defending it because you ARE addicted- to try and justify it seems impossible, almost.

Saying that, my grandmother smoked the majority of her life and ridiculously sprightly for mid-80's

But yeah, fuck people who delight in taking the moral high-ground all the time. They can stick to their sparkling mineral water.

[JemGrover]

...They kind of do have a point.
I say this cigarette in hand, but when you look at the shit you're putting into your body, then realise you're only defending it because you ARE addicted- to try and justify it seems impossible, almost.

Saying that, my grandmother smoked the majority of her life and ridiculously sprightly for mid-80's

But yeah, fuck people who delight in taking the moral high-ground all the time. They can stick to their sparkling mineral water.

[nicenice]

Hate people like that.

Reals, when people walk past me and cough when I have cigarette. Bare annoying.
Kind of off/on topic. I was on the train last week, had my leg resting. Some guy in a suit looks at me and just motions with his hand. I look at him and move my legs. He doesn't even say a thank you. Just a motion expecting me to move (albeit I did but I'm not gonna be a tnuc for the sake of it). That might not have any correlation with the topic at hand, but, that's what I feel non smokers are like.

[nicenice]

A no is better then not knowing but its still a no none the less.

[WhosZena]

firkys left, i dont think hes been on here for a month

rip

That guy

[fretn]

fucking shit weather