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Re: Shoplifting.

Post by skevin » Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:53 pm

When tesco first put in the self service checkouts I stole a SHIT LOAD.

So easy to not scan something and chuck it in the bag, scan a bottle of coke and put the vodka in the bag, all sorts of fun and as it was all fairly new they didnt have many people keeping an eye on it. Quite a few times I would scan and bag it all, put my card in knowing full well it would reject it and the computer would just think it was all ok and ask me to take my shopping and have a nice day. Not anymore though, i'm a good boy but I think most people go through a stage of stealing.
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Re: Shoplifting.

Post by WhosZena » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:07 pm

skevin wrote:When tesco first put in the self service checkouts I stole a SHIT LOAD.

So easy to not scan something and chuck it in the bag, scan a bottle of coke and put the vodka in the bag, all sorts of fun and as it was all fairly new they didnt have many people keeping an eye on it. Quite a few times I would scan and bag it all, put my card in knowing full well it would reject it and the computer would just think it was all ok and ask me to take my shopping and have a nice day. Not anymore though, i'm a good boy but I think most people go through a stage of stealing.
Pretty much,
What a stupid idea, the robot woman always thinks your stealing something when your not.
The staff are so used to cancelling her request they will do it even if you are taking more than your fair share
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Re: Shoplifting.

Post by skevin » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:18 pm

WhosZena? wrote:
skevin wrote:When tesco first put in the self service checkouts I stole a SHIT LOAD.

So easy to not scan something and chuck it in the bag, scan a bottle of coke and put the vodka in the bag, all sorts of fun and as it was all fairly new they didnt have many people keeping an eye on it. Quite a few times I would scan and bag it all, put my card in knowing full well it would reject it and the computer would just think it was all ok and ask me to take my shopping and have a nice day. Not anymore though, i'm a good boy but I think most people go through a stage of stealing.
Pretty much,
What a stupid idea, the robot woman always thinks your stealing something when your not.
The staff are so used to cancelling her request they will do it even if you are taking more than your fair share
"Unexpected item in bagging area" ITS THE FUCKING SHOPPING BAG YOU DILDO.
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Re: Shoplifting.

Post by WhosZena » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:40 pm

skevin wrote:
WhosZena? wrote:
skevin wrote:When tesco first put in the self service checkouts I stole a SHIT LOAD.

So easy to not scan something and chuck it in the bag, scan a bottle of coke and put the vodka in the bag, all sorts of fun and as it was all fairly new they didnt have many people keeping an eye on it. Quite a few times I would scan and bag it all, put my card in knowing full well it would reject it and the computer would just think it was all ok and ask me to take my shopping and have a nice day. Not anymore though, i'm a good boy but I think most people go through a stage of stealing.
Pretty much,
What a stupid idea, the robot woman always thinks your stealing something when your not.
The staff are so used to cancelling her request they will do it even if you are taking more than your fair share
"Unexpected item in bagging area" ITS THE FUCKING SHOPPING BAG YOU DILDO.
:lol: She never learns the bitch, what were you expecting then..!
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Re: Shoplifting.

Post by AllNightDayDream » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:18 pm

Juiciest steal: Giant disco ball from a uni

I don't steal from individuals, though. Shits grimey.

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