My situation

[jazzamataz]

1) Go to shop
2) Acquire outfit in pic below
3) Slap bitches

Problem solved

add the baby powder then youve been pimping since been pimping since been pimping

Your great grand-daddy was an assistant pimp.

[DRTY]

are any of them good looking?

if so

pow

the hand in that picture is mine

[magma]

are any of them good looking?

if so

pow

the hand in that picture is mine

.... the one holding the glass.

[herbalicious]

HAhahahahaha this is amazing.

Tell them to clean their own shit up. You are not their servant.

Quite simple really.

[herbalicious]

But don't rape anyone.

[symmetricalsounds]

But don't rape anyone.

just bitchslap them

[ST100]

But don't rape anyone.

what kind of bullshit is that?

[herbalicious]

But don't rape anyone.

what kind of bullshit is that?

What the fuck dude???

I repeat...DO NOT rape anyone.























Surprise sex is OK though.

[knell]

this thread

ignoring the mess wont help tho... i was in a similar situation (but i lived with other guys) and i was the only one who objected to living in a cess pool, and when i got fed up and stopped cleaning, it just got really really fucking filthy haha... at least they didnt nag me tho


oh and that butter floor video is too good

[sigbowls]

only rape zebras

[cosmic_surgeon]

had a big party last night, lots of food/beer thrown everywhere. Woken up by girls and told to clean. nope no way, not leaving my bed, not gonna happen.

on the brink of flipping out on them, don't wanna flip out on them though.

They're taking the piss out of you mate, flip out at them. Let 'em know how far they've taken it, and then move the fuck out asap.

Kudos to your patience, but it's not a catch-all solution to problems in life. Sometimes you've gotta push the big red button.

[*grand*]

if you do the 2nd video it and deny all knowledge

That's the funniest thing I have watched in a long time. This is a very delicate situation it is you vs 6. The only thing you can do is either get the one with the biggest mouth to respect you. War everyday until you move out or just ne there lackey.

That blows man... Never not been in a house of females like that.... Hit the gym.

Grand

[boomstix]

removed

[knell]

wow, thanks for that boomstix...

[ST100]

lmfao

[noam]

http://www.icefilms.info/tv/series/1/215

[Ennayess]

Piss in the bitches shampoo and secretly laugh at them washing in your piss until you move out. It cheers me up anyway.

[ST100]

Piss in the bitches shampoo and secretly laugh at them washing in your piss until you move out. It cheers me up anyway.

this.

[noam]

oh yean and when you leave the house (if they're stayin) put prawns and bits of ham in hard to reach places, like in the curtain rails and doorlocks and put slices of ham behind pictures in frames. crack an egg onto the back of a radiator (impossible to clean properly) and dig a massive hole in the garden, kill someone, put them in the hole, plant some evidence and call the police.

[manillathrilla]

good advice all around,

had a talk iwth one of them, manned up, dominated.

dominated.