a poem i found on the internet

[ahier]

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that

morning...



I went downstairs for breakfast

Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!',

And possibly have a small present for me.



As it turned out,

She barely said good morning,

Let alone

' Happy Birthday.'



I thought....



Well, that's marriage for you,

But the kids....

They will remember.



My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word...



So when I left for the office,

I felt pretty low

And somewhat despondent.



As I walked into my office,

My secretary Jane said,

'Good Morning Boss,

And by the way

Happy Birthday! '

It felt a little better

That at least someone had remembered.



I worked until one o'clock ,

When Jane knocked on my door

And said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day outside,

And it is your Birthday,

What do you say we go out to lunch,

Just you and me..'

I said, 'Thanks, Jane,

that's the greatest thing

I've heard all day.

Let's go!'



We went to lunch.

But we didn't go

where we normally would go.

She chose instead at a quiet bistro

with a private table.

We had two martinis each

and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.



On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day...

We don't need to go straight back to the office,

Do We?'



I responded,

'I guess not.

What do you have in mind?'

She said,

'Let's drop by my apartment;

it's just around the corner.'



After arriving at her apartment,

Jane turned to me and said,



' Boss, if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into the bedroom

For just a moment.

I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.



She went into the bedroom and,

After a couple of minutes,

She came out

Carrying a huge birthday cake ...

Followed

By my wife,

My kids,

And dozens of my friends

And co-workers,

All singing 'Happy Birthday'.





And I just sat there....



On the couch....



Naked.

[hugh]

[jameshk]

ouch.

[DRTY]

[singlepoint]

1st prize

[lloydnoise]

loool
wicked

[64hz]

it sickens me because i laughed at his misfortune

[deadly_habit]

[clifford_-]

its what any of us would of done.

[mashmash]

hahahaha

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

All that could save a situation like that is
"EEEEEY I'M IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT BITCHES!"

[ThomasEll]

All that could save a situation like that is
"EEEEEY I'M IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT BITCHES!"

Seems like the only sensible option

[Phigure]

That was the best thing I've read all week.

[kidshuffle]

Thats fucking amazing

[helix]

This made me happy.

[knell]

[crackf]

[WhosZena]

Shame
Still...
A tiny bit eager

Would have took the cake and ran

[faust.dtc]

If I hadnt seen this already I would have sworn you stole it from sd5' diary.

[Motorway to Roswell]

That was great.