body scanners and pat-downs *NSFW*

[gargantuan]

The FDA says it's fine.

alien pimp

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Fractal genitals eyyy

Reminds me of a mate that has an acid smiley tattoo on his knob. The two of us got busted in public with some big bags of kevin mary and mandy. He upped and ran like fuck, so when he got caught they ended up strip searching him and having a good ol' peep, he said it wasn't too bad though, and that it "was kind of an ice breaker to being naked in a fucking cop shop"

I been searched loads though. Last time was around January at York train station, right as I got off the train, bunch o stnuc

If I ever get a proper strip+cavity search though, just gunna be brutal and push with the strength of ten allahs as they remove their finger, try and shit all over their arm and mouth and eyes and everything, scat attack

[deadly_habit]

flying in the us for how "convenient" a means of travel it's supposed to be might as well be like bending over and saying here fucki me with no lube and i'll smile and like it
there's so many restrictions on what you can travel with, these scans and pat downs, long ass waits for security checks, racial profiling, additional baggage fees, god knows what other fees, delays, cancellations...
the damn airlines are the terrorists people should be worried about

[gargantuan]

flying in the us for how "convenient" a means of travel it's supposed to be might as well be like bending over and saying here fucki me with no lube and i'll smile and like it
there's so many restrictions on what you can travel with, these scans and pat downs, long ass waits for security checks, racial profiling, additional baggage fees, god knows what other fees, delays, cancellations...
the damn airlines are the terrorists people should be worried about

THIS!

alien pimp

[frank grimes jr.]

The FDA says it's fine.

[fractal]

i fly all the time, with no problems

meh

[ketamine]

Is it even safe?.. I swear X-Rays etc are potentially dangerous

Last time I went Heathrow they stopped to search me while I was taking my sister to the toilet.
Thankfully she broke the awkwardness by throwing up everywhere.

Teach them to mess with me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kay]

I wonder if like a MRI it can effect a person with tattoos?

Wat???

[Phigure]

The TSA are the real terrorists...

people are too fucking complacent.

give me an airline without any screening at all and I'd gladly fly on it

[kay]

The airlines don't want the screenings (at least not the ones over here), it's the government regulators who do. It causes delays for them etc. Especially since they aren't particularly effective.

[gnome]

Make a bone or ceramic knife. Job done

[christophera]

because x-rays can't see bones

[fractal]

I flew all over china for a couple weeks with hash rolled into my sweatpant's drawstring area, 11 flights in all... Tbf I was more worried about the body temp scanners because I was feeling a little sick the whole time and they will straight quarantine your ass right then and there, regardless. I saw several people being taken away and we met one couple who were staying in our hotel waiting for their brother to get released from quarantine. They didn't even know where he was or when it would be... Hardcore

But yah, it's so tuff here in the US

[gnome]

because x-rays can't see bones

You don't have to go through the scanner if the metal detector doesn't go off

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Ahhh I thought you meant for pure concealment even in a scanner

Plenty of knives and stuff you could get through
Even exotic ones like this


Around 2002 one of my mates brought me a balisong back from tunisa. Sounds dumb but I know the innocence of the tale ha
Also real organisations stick with chemicals. Still can't buy that a few people with knives can over throw a much larger body of people though

[WhosZena]

xactly
Knives (or interesting combs) - 1:1
Explosives - 1:the whole motherfucking plane

The obvious still don't stop security from getting all fishy

[Phigure]

because x-rays can't see bones

You don't have to go through the scanner if the metal detector doesn't go off

not true, they pull people out of line randomly

[kay]

Make a bone or ceramic knife. Job done

Forget that, just use the blinking plastic knives and forks they serve meals with. Those things are stupidly sharp. They also splinter easily so you can make even more stuff that's even sharper.

[frank grimes jr.]

I wonder if like a MRI it can effect a person with tattoos?

Wat???

I was deep sea fishing this past summer with a guy who runs an MRI lab, and he told me that the metal in certain tattoo inks can cause major scarring if subjected to the MRI.

Make a bone or ceramic knife. Job done

Forget that, just use the blinking plastic knives and forks they serve meals with. Those things are stupidly sharp. They also splinter easily so you can make even more stuff that's even sharper.

http://boingboing.net/2008/07/11/quinte ... tsa-s.html

[kpnutnut]

Make a bone or ceramic knife. Job done

ceramic guns too. just hide the springs in sumink, fit it all together happy days.