Facepalm of the year award (your nominations please)

[mIrReN]

we gotta add tarzan to the list
how about mt eden chatting shit about people being jealous of them being on a bbk remix 12" ,then getting pulled from it and having their tune given away as a freebie by the label. i almost would have felt bad if the one guy hadn't came in chatting chit. that one gave me some chuckles

the cyrex one has been lolz for awhile on the production forum, a handful of people called him out on it and he kept posting up tunes doing the same thing in the works in progress and finished tunes threads.
also this my friends is why youtube/soundcloud views and comments are really not something you should be using to gauge the quality of your music

get me something to reference in a bullet point (link or quote) once i have a few more nominations will remake this into a poll, let DSF vote, and then approach said 'artist' with a serious interview. Not jokes one, serious interview with DSF's questioning them at hand

Lol would love to read the whole story on this one

[mondays child]

There was a chap on soundcloud who was taking tunes from forum bods like Pariah, me and a few others AND was passing these tunes off
as his own, who got caught out.

Tried to use the search function to dig up the thread but the search panel wouldn't work.

To be fair, at least he has good taste.

Unlike the two guys who made the 'tunes' in the op! haha

Take it as a compliment? hahahahah Some people really are clueless aren't they.

That's a fair point, it's still like having your stuff merked though.

[qwaycee_]

i nominate dj tarzan for sure.

and mt. eden in general.

[Sparxy]

i nominate dj tarzan for sure.

DJ Tarzan is jokes lol, such a wasteman. My vote goes to him.



^^^^^ WASTEMAN

[qwaycee_]

i nominate dj tarzan for sure.

DJ Tarzan is jokes lol, such a wasteman. My vote goes to him.



^^^^^ WASTEMAN

betamorph questioning him and subsequently dropping him is classic reading material.

[pkay]

i nominate dj tarzan for sure.

DJ Tarzan is jokes lol, such a wasteman. My vote goes to him.



^^^^^ WASTEMAN

betamorph questioning him and subsequently dropping him is classic reading material.

i helped Deej on that one.... I pretty much played him into thinking it was safe for him to admit to it and he bought it.... knew the whole time betamorph was gonna can him just wanted him to fess up. He was blatantly lying over and over again... sad stuff.

He wanted us to believe it was just random that two people had the exact same tracklisting on mixes recorded 3 years apart with the exact same mixpoints

[jameshk]

'dj' tarzan for sure. What a joke he is.

[qwaycee_]

i helped Deej on that one.... I pretty much played him into thinking it was safe for him to admit to it and he bought it.... knew the whole time betamorph was gonna can him just wanted him to fess up. He was blatantly lying over and over again... sad stuff.

He wanted us to believe it was just random that two people had the exact same tracklisting on mixes recorded 3 years apart with the exact same mixpoints

the best is the part that goes something to the effect of :

"send me your mix and we'll solve this once and for a all"
"it's on my other computer on the floor"
"what?"
"blah blah blah lie lie lie"
"you're not giving me much to work with here"
"i need a new 1 tb hard drive"
"just send me the mix"
"it's still on the other computer"
"stop lying man, we don't wanna be associated with the lying"
"i don't know how to prove its my mix, i don't know what to do"
"send the mix!"
***a few minutes go by and no message
"alright sorry man, best of luck bro"


hahahaha that shit is kah

[pkay]

i helped Deej on that one.... I pretty much played him into thinking it was safe for him to admit to it and he bought it.... knew the whole time betamorph was gonna can him just wanted him to fess up. He was blatantly lying over and over again... sad stuff.

He wanted us to believe it was just random that two people had the exact same tracklisting on mixes recorded 3 years apart with the exact same mixpoints

the best is the part that goes something to the effect of :

"send me your mix and we'll solve this once and for a all"
"it's on my other computer on the floor"
"what?"
"blah blah blah lie lie lie"
"you're not giving me much to work with here"
"i need a new 1 tb hard drive"
"just send me the mix"
"it's still on the other computer"
"stop lying man, we don't wanna be associated with the lying"
"i don't know how to prove its my mix, i don't know what to do"
"send the mix!"
***a few minutes go by and no message
"alright sorry man, best of luck bro"


hahahaha that shit is kah

yeah thats when deej left and passed the torch to me

here's our transcript

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icon IM History with buddy djtarzan81
Friday, November 12, 2010
djtarzan81 (11:09:15 PM):	yo deej said to hit you up
djtarzan81 (11:09:33 PM):	how are you
Clint Pkay Barton (11:10:20 PM):	good man
Clint Pkay Barton (11:10:42 PM):	need you to send me your mix
Clint Pkay Barton (11:10:55 PM):	weve got people who said they're the exact same mix which is a very bad look for us
Clint Pkay Barton (11:11:16 PM):	if you got caught red handed its time to fess up, cause if these two dont match betamorph is going to need to move on
djtarzan81 (11:11:57 PM):	yeah thats what i was talking to deej about
Clint Pkay Barton (11:12:03 PM):	aye
Clint Pkay Barton (11:12:34 PM):	if its something you did as a young dj it may be best just to save face and fess up.... we all make msitakes
djtarzan81 (11:12:39 PM):	idk ... i just found the post's
Clint Pkay Barton (11:12:44 PM):	you just want to kill the drama on DSF
djtarzan81 (11:12:58 PM):	ya 4 real
djtarzan81 (11:13:13 PM):	not sure how to clear it up
djtarzan81 (11:13:27 PM):	cuz it looks bad
Clint Pkay Barton (11:13:32 PM):	so if you made a mistake I'd honestly just make a post saying "i made a mistake as a young dj that i regret and want to apologise"
djtarzan81 (11:14:12 PM):	uhmm and if who ever took this and posted it on a torrent
djtarzan81 (11:14:13 PM):	?
djtarzan81 (11:14:35 PM):	kinda a stale mate you know
Clint Pkay Barton (11:14:53 PM):	That is Dragon Mans mix from 2008
Clint Pkay Barton (11:15:01 PM):	err 2007
Clint Pkay Barton (11:15:20 PM):	its been torrented for the past 2 years
djtarzan81 (11:15:33 PM):	hmm
Clint Pkay Barton (11:16:44 PM):	I have no dog in the fight i dont get money from bookings I work on the promotions side of things..... but if you made a mistake as a young dj and copied this mix then say so and I can tell you how to fix the situation. 
djtarzan81 (11:17:51 PM):	idk what to do cuz no matter what it looks bad ... you know
Clint Pkay Barton (11:18:32 PM):	I'd say "I have removed the mixes to kill off any drama.  I made a mistake as a young DJ that I regret and wish to apologize to all those involved" 
djtarzan81 (11:18:36 PM):	funny thing to this guy saying i took some one's logo
djtarzan81 (11:18:51 PM):	its a cartoon of myself
djtarzan81 (11:18:51 PM):	=P
Clint Pkay Barton (11:18:53 PM):	haha
Clint Pkay Barton (11:18:54 PM):	yeah
Clint Pkay Barton (11:18:59 PM):	thats why you gotta kill the drama asap
Clint Pkay Barton (11:19:04 PM):	if you apologize its over
Clint Pkay Barton (11:19:09 PM):	and people will forget it and move on
Clint Pkay Barton (11:19:17 PM):	and it wont have any long term effect
Clint Pkay Barton (11:19:31 PM):	if it lingers the internet people will make a big deal
djtarzan81 (11:19:45 PM):	idk i guess thats the only thing i could do
Clint Pkay Barton (11:19:45 PM):	you know mistabishi from hospital?  he fucekd up and played a mix cd live and he got run off
djtarzan81 (11:19:53 PM):	yeah thats why i have not posted
djtarzan81 (11:20:07 PM):	yeah
Clint Pkay Barton (11:20:11 PM):	so id just chalk it up to being a young dj who made a mistake
djtarzan81 (11:20:13 PM):	makes good tunes
djtarzan81 (11:20:14 PM):	i have some
Clint Pkay Barton (11:20:23 PM):	and tell them you have moved on and realize it was a mistake
Clint Pkay Barton (11:21:05 PM):	"it was 2 years ago, i made a mistake and i apologize.  my excitement in the scene caused me to make a poor decision that I have not and will not ever make again"
Clint Pkay Barton (11:21:16 PM):	thats all you can do man
Clint Pkay Barton (11:27:39 PM):	im not sure what deej will do, but if you want to have any chance with him you'll need to apologize publicly to smooth shit over.  thats on you.  I did a lot of stupid shit starting off when i was djing back in the day.  Lot of beefing and all that.  Best thing you can do is clear the air and move on in a positive manner.
djtarzan81 (11:28:15 PM):	ya...
djtarzan81 (11:28:30 PM):	thats what i try to stay away from
djtarzan81 (11:28:41 PM):	is any kinda dramam
djtarzan81 (11:30:19 PM):	the reson i have not posted is cuz i did not wanna add any kinda wood to the fire you know
Clint Pkay Barton (11:30:58 PM):	its already there man... you gotta put the fire out.  don't try and justify it... just admit it, chalk it up to being young in your dj career and stupid, and apologize
Clint Pkay Barton (11:31:05 PM):	usually on this kind of shit people fight it tooth and nail
Clint Pkay Barton (11:31:16 PM):	some humility will really go over well
djtarzan81 (11:33:07 PM):	"i am not about any kinda drama

"I have removed the mixes to kill off any drama.  and wish to apologize to all those involved""
Clint Pkay Barton (11:34:18 PM):	i'd ellaborate... "i made a mistake a few years ago as a young dj, one i wish to move past and am deeply sorry for my immature actions.  I was new to the scene and made a bad judgement call"
Clint Pkay Barton (11:34:33 PM):	that will give them a reason, and it shows you're humbled about the situation
Clint Pkay Barton (11:34:41 PM):	kinda blocks all the exits for them
djtarzan81 (11:36:24 PM):	yea at this point that it all i can do i guess
Clint Pkay Barton (11:36:32 PM):	it really is man
Clint Pkay Barton (11:36:40 PM):	gotta face the music
Clint Pkay Barton (11:36:49 PM):	and attempt to salvage and move on
djtarzan81 (11:37:48 PM):	i have spoke with friends i feel the best thing to do at this time is  apologize ....
i am not about any kinda drama ...

"I have removed the mixes to kill off any drama.  and wish to apologize to all those involved"

i made a mistake a few years ago as a young dj, one i wish to move past and am deeply sorry for my immature actions. I was new to the scene and made a bad judgement call"
djtarzan81 (11:38:01 PM):	thanx for the advise
djtarzan81 (11:38:17 PM):	i am bad with words
djtarzan81 (11:38:20 PM):	haha
Clint Pkay Barton (11:40:36 PM):	no problem man
Clint Pkay Barton (11:40:41 PM):	good luck with everything
Clint Pkay Barton (11:40:50 PM):	speak to deej when he gets back and see from there
djtarzan81 (11:41:01 PM):	yeah

I almost feel bad for playing the kid into admitting it, but then i realize he stole someone elses mix and passed it off as his own and feel alright about doing it

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

MAGNETIC MAN

[alphacat]

Let's not forget the douche-o-rama called Foul Play Records and its owner, Prolific.

Soundcloud

What gets me is - why the fuck would anybody in their right mind do this? I mean, there's musical poseurs out there, sure. We know this already. But to take a tune from within a scene that's small enough that it's highly likely someone's gonna spot you - is it really that important to have people [falsely] think you've got some talent at the risk of those same people figuring you out and laughing at you forever after? If you don't care about what the very same peeps you're trying to impress are gonna think when you get busted - then what's the fucking point?



I blame the drugs.

DJ Tarzan looks skinny enough to look through a keyhole with both eyes, and Prolific has that distinct Miami trust-fund cokehead look...

[pkay]

Let's not forget the douche-o-rama called Foul Play Records and its owner, Prolific.

Soundcloud

What gets me is - why the fuck would anybody in their right mind do this? I mean, there's musical poseurs out there, sure. We know this already. But to take a tune from within a scene that's small enough that it's highly likely someone's gonna spot you - is it really that important to have people [falsely] think you've got some talent at the risk of those same people figuring you out and laughing at you forever after? If you don't care about what the very same peeps you're trying to impress are gonna think when you get busted - then what's the fucking point?



I blame the drugs.

DJ Tarzan looks skinny enough to look through a keyhole with both eyes, and Prolific has that distinct Miami trust-fund cokehead look...

we didnt hold a facepalm of the year for the past 2 years as foulplay was hands down the winner

[hackman]

gwa and the whole filming his mate jacking off thing

[nicenice]

gwa and the whole filming his mate jacking off thing

[helix]

gwa and the whole filming his mate jacking off thing

[herbalicious]

gwa and the whole filming his mate jacking off thing

[fractal]

gwa and the whole filming his mate jacking off thing

added to his stalkerish actions against that hippy chick, dankhurricane

[herbalicious]

gwa and the whole filming his mate jacking off thing

added to his stalkerish actions against that hippy chick, dankhurricane

hahaha I think he scared her away! Where did she go?

When will people learn, you'll no way in hell pick girls up in internetz.

[faust.dtc]

gwa and the whole filming his mate jacking off thing

added to his stalkerish actions against that hippy chick, dankhurricane

hahaha I think he scared her away! Where did she go?

When will people learn, you'll no way in hell pick girls up in internetz.

Apparently it was Bass Hertz...

[herbalicious]

The fuck have you been lurking? ha

Oh really? Is that official? That's pretty...well....lame. Posting on a forum in general is one thing...but...I don't even know how to class that.