unconventional chirpsing

[particle-jim]

so basically i've managed to convince a girl that i've liked for aaaaaaaages to come to my house (and spend the night) by building a fort in my living room... it's an unorthodox approach but it seems to have worked... i shall find out of saturday night how succesful this approach is

it is a fucking brilliant fort tho, it even has a tv for a wall and my mattress is the floor, proper cotch!

[oli90]

You shouldn't put a mattress on the floor, mould will grow on it, then you'll never get laid.

[particle-jim]

You shouldn't put a mattress on the floor, mould will grow on it, then you'll never get laid.

i dont intend on leaving it there all week, i dismantled it the other day so that i could sleep in my bedroom, i need to rebuild the fort ready for saturday night... it's a bit long winded really but the fort is crucial to my plans

[DRTY]

this all sounds very macabre.

[j_one]

Sounds a bit like this...
http://gawker.com/5369615/enter-the-rape-tunnel-for-art

[particle-jim]

to be fair, coming round was her idea, i merely mentioned the fact that i'd built a fort and she decided she had to come round a check it out...

the long and short of it is we are meeting up after our respective work xmas drinks and going back to mine, thats the main bit that i care about

[noam]

well played sonny! dont let these wankers rain on your parade, you built a fort, which is great, and you also might get some sex in this fort, which is also great.

[particle-jim]

well played sonny! dont let these wankers rain on your parade, you built a fort, which is great, and you also might get some sex in this fort, which is also great.

damn straight... and it is a fucking epic fort!

[DRTY]

are we gona get pics of this fort or what

[particle-jim]

are we gona get pics of this fort or what

i dont have a camera or internet access at home, also i dismantled the fort the other day, i shall rebuild it for saturday and try and take some pics and then update this thread accordingly

[noam]

or pics of this girl??

[particle-jim]

or pics of this girl??

I'm at work and facebook is blocked so i have nowhere to aquire pictures from

[HRKRT]

excuses excuses.

a picture of a naked girl in a fort is required by sunday morning.


or else

[particle-jim]

excuses excuses.

a picture of a naked girl in a fort is required by sunday morning.


or else

i would, but it will be deemed NSFW... also i dont own a camera

[BaronVon]

If you're not going supply pictures we need more detail. What exactly constitutes a Fort of Sex?

[particle-jim]

If you're not going supply pictures we need more detail. What exactly constitutes a Fort of Sex?

i wasn't aware it was a 'fort of sex', it's just a fort in which (hopefully) i will be having sex

i used my mattress for the floor, sofas for the walls on either side with camp beds on top to act as a ceiling, then i got some dining chairs to act as a 3rd wall and put my tv on the middle dining chair so that there appears to be a tv built into the wall, then i just draped a bunch of towels and sheets off the sides to complete the effect

it is an awesome design

[Genevieve]

Hats off to you.

Girls actually like stupid shit as much as guys do, which guys tend to forget.

Except for this fort. It's not stupid, but the pinnacle of human achievement.

[Motorway to Roswell]

Werd. Some girls do like stupid shit. I met this girl, put grass down her top and slapped her boobs about a bit. She seemed to enjoy it.

[HamCrescendo]

[Motorway to Roswell]