unconventional chirpsing

[deadly_habit]

minecraft is awesome for forts

[kidshuffle]

[helix]

I convinced a girl to tell me her life story and now she wants in my pants.



wat

[deadly_habit]

I convinced a girl to tell me her life story and now she wants in my pants.



wat

no fort
fail

[helix]

I convinced a girl to tell me her life story and now she wants in my pants.



wat

no fort
fail

GIMME TIME

[pandabear]

Unless she's a bit eccentric, I don't think an average girl wants to see even a real fort. She wants to see your "fort". Like you said, she wants to come around and you only mentioned the fort in passing. So, whether there's a fort or not, you're gonna get laid! Boys are so slow.

You better fix your bed, have some incense burning, make tea, put on some lovely music (read: NOT baby making jams/emo shit, just some nice, neutral tunes) and put your charming face on. Stupid fort! That's the last thing she'll remember when she thinks of your penis.

[jameshk]

Screw that. Get loaded and fuck her in the fort....heh

[noam]

Unless she's a bit eccentric, I don't think an average girl wants to see even a real fort. She wants to see your "fort". Like you said, she wants to come around and you only mentioned the fort in passing. So, whether there's a fort or not, you're gonna get laid! Boys are so slow.

You better fix your bed, have some incense burning, make tea, put on some lovely music (read: NOT baby making jams/emo shit, just some nice, neutral tunes) and put your charming face on. Stupid fort! That's the last thing she'll remember when she thinks of your penis.

teach me more...

[deadly_habit]

Unless she's a bit eccentric, I don't think an average girl wants to see even a real fort. She wants to see your "fort". Like you said, she wants to come around and you only mentioned the fort in passing. So, whether there's a fort or not, you're gonna get laid! Boys are so slow.

You better fix your bed, have some incense burning, make tea, put on some lovely music (read: NOT baby making jams/emo shit, just some nice, neutral tunes) and put your charming face on. Stupid fort! That's the last thing she'll remember when she thinks of your penis.

pshhh who cares about the sex and all that
we care about the awesome fort

[nicenice]

the bots just stepped they game up

[dubloke]

Unless she's a bit eccentric, I don't think an average girl wants to see even a real fort. She wants to see your "fort". Like you said, she wants to come around and you only mentioned the fort in passing. So, whether there's a fort or not, you're gonna get laid! Boys are so slow.

You better fix your bed, have some incense burning, make tea, put on some lovely music (read: NOT baby making jams/emo shit, just some nice, neutral tunes) and put your charming face on. Stupid fort! That's the last thing she'll remember when she thinks of your penis.

pshhh who cares about the sex and all that
we care about the awesome fort

[Coppola]

Watch the fort doesn't collapse mid-sex, could be catastrophic. For the fort obviously.

[crackf]

Watch the fort doesn't collapse mid-sex, could be catastrophic. For the fort obviously.

nah dawg a real fort dont collapse for no shit

[Swanwickk]

man, I gotta build myself one of these forts

[Coppola]

Watch the fort doesn't collapse mid-sex, could be catastrophic. For the fort obviously.

nah dawg a real fort dont collapse for no shit

Not every manz got the fort billin skillz.
Not sayin P-jim doesn't doe...

[particle-jim]

Unless she's a bit eccentric, I don't think an average girl wants to see even a real fort.

well...

[particle-jim]

Watch the fort doesn't collapse mid-sex, could be catastrophic. For the fort obviously.

nah dawg a real fort dont collapse for no shit

Not every manz got the fort billin skillz.
Not sayin P-jim doesn't doe...

Manz got skillz an' a arf blud!

[particle-jim]

meeting her for a drink in an hour and a half... may not need the fort after all (still going to build the fort for saturday night tho... chea!)

[DRTY]

pictures dammit. i want pictures! surely your phone has a camera?

[particle-jim]

surely your phone has a camera?

nope