what do you think life is like as a pigeon?

dj wayne 94 · Post by **dj wayne 94** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:26 am

they're fat fucks aren't they

hasezwei · Post by **hasezwei** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:29 am

ask venetian snares, he made an album about it.

HRKRT · Post by **HRKRT** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:00 am

hasezwei wrote:ask venetian snares, he made an album about it.

ha i need to check that out. like venetian snares but havent actually listened to an awful lot.

yeah man, eat whatever the fuck you want, shit wherever the fuck you want, fuck whoever the fuck you want.

flying would also be pretty cool

borrowed · Post by **borrowed** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:14 am

HRKRT wrote:
hasezwei wrote:
yeah man, eat whatever the fuck you want, shit wherever the fuck you want, fuck whoever the fuck you want.

Whats stopping you from doing that now?

butt jolokia · Post by **butt jolokia** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:49 am

Tesla used to talk to pigeons.

stormtrace · Post by **stormtrace** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:51 am

That wood pigeon is a healthy looking chap, most of the pigeons I see in my city are missing a foot and eating a cigarette butt. Not a good life

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:53 pm

That's the bourgiest pidgeon I have seen in my life! All he needs is a bit of tweed

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:03 pm

the acid never lies wrote:That's the bourgiest pidgeon I have seen in my life! All he needs is a bit of tweed

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:49 pm

Can't be great.

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:59 pm

that fucka looks like he needs put in my oven!! mmmmmmmm.... me like pigeon!!

!!chea

WhosZena · Post by **WhosZena** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:02 pm

Like the pigeon. They get it easy.
Being generally dirty, shitting for fun, pecking at food
Effortless days work.

Its always exiting seeing a bird walk
Now you wouldn't see a human flying..

HRKRT · Post by **HRKRT** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:19 pm

borrowed wrote:
HRKRT wrote:
hasezwei wrote:
yeah man, eat whatever the fuck you want, shit wherever the fuck you want, fuck whoever the fuck you want.
Whats stopping you from doing that now?

social conventions that dont apply to pigeons

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:51 pm

HRKRT wrote:
borrowed wrote:
HRKRT wrote:
hasezwei wrote:
yeah man, eat whatever the fuck you want, shit wherever the fuck you want, fuck whoever the fuck you want.
Whats stopping you from doing that now?

social conventions that dont apply to pigeons

touche

64hz · Post by **64hz** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:08 pm

i always think that pigeons always look like second-rate business men walking around with their hands behind their back.

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:06 pm

64hz wrote:i always think that pigeons always look like second-rate business men walking around with their hands behind their back.

I actually see what you mean

Hibbie · Post by **Hibbie** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:37 pm

Fuck Pigeons, 100's of cars in a car park and they have to shit all over my car, not on one concentrated part of the car, somehow manage to spray their shit in small droplets on the roof, mirrors, front and back screen, DOOR HANDLES.
However this is the best Pigeon:

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:42 pm

Hibbie wrote:Fuck Pigeons, 100's of cars in a car park and they have to shit all over my car, not on one concentrated part of the car, somehow manage to spray their shit in small droplets on the roof, mirrors, front and back screen, DOOR HANDLES.
However this is the best Pigeon:

I thought I was the only person that's seen this happen in real life!

My mates thought I was crazy, but I know I saw a pigeon get on at
Putney bridge, and get off at Earls court! I was pissing myself laughing
at it (being high as a kite of course).

borrowed · Post by **borrowed** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:03 pm

jazzamataz wrote:
Hibbie wrote:Fuck Pigeons, 100's of cars in a car park and they have to shit all over my car, not on one concentrated part of the car, somehow manage to spray their shit in small droplets on the roof, mirrors, front and back screen, DOOR HANDLES.
However this is the best Pigeon:

I thought I was the only person that's seen this happen in real life!

My mates thought I was crazy, but I know I saw a pigeon get on at
Putney bridge, and get off at Earls court! I was pissing myself laughing
at it (being high as a kite of course).

Dont you hate it when exceptionally weird shit happens to you in public while youre high and you don't know how to act? I was on the bus last week and this kid with some kind of tick has one of the ugliest meltdowns in history right on the bus in front of 20 people and no one says anything. Makes for some bad paranoia real quick.

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:13 pm

hasezwei wrote:ask venetian snares, he made an album about it.

Damnit, I was gonna say 'violins and Amen breaks'.

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:36 am

the acid never lies wrote:That's the bourgiest pidgeon I have seen in my life! All he needs is a bit of tweed

64hz wrote:i always think that pigeons always look like second-rate business men walking around with their hands behind their back.

glad it's not just me!

wood pigeons always remind me of an old school english gentleman. i half expect them to doff their hat at me when saunter past