Favourite Peep Show Quotes

[HRKRT]

my ex had this on the back of her toilet door




EDIT: cant really see it well but you can zoom on the original site

http://www.worldgallery.co.uk/poster/Pe ... 32164.html

EDIT EDIT: still cant see it. this is shit. i give up.

[64hz]

ergh ergh



ergh ergh

[oli90]

Jerrard: "Don't go over there, it's a trap. Those trees, are not real trees."

[Liam92]

From the christmas episode when Mark is putting the dinner in the shredder and Superhans comes away with "Oh, hello, Christmas smoothie!"

[wubstep]

I'm officially more hardcore than Hans after last weekends episode.

"IT'S THE HEART OF DARKNESS!"

[mashmash]

when mark accidentally calls johnson "dad" because he lets him use the gear stick then pretends he says 'daddy-o'

[Lurka]

"what kind of a shop doesn't sell Alpen!?"

[Lurka]

"Alan Johnson. I'm in love"

[wubstep]

"IT'S THE FUCKING DIRT!" - Sir Hans.

[sonar]

Jeremy: Who's Johnson now Johnson

[wubstep]

Mark: "Four naans Jeremy? Four? That's insane"


Hans: "What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread. The longer the note, the more dread"

[wub]

Mark - Suz, I think you should know that Jeremy has an STD
Big Suz - Oh god Jeremy. It's not AIDS is it?
Jez - No Suz, it's just harmless old don't even know it's there Chlamydia

Jez *thinks* - And I will tell her. I will tell her that I've run over and killed her dog. Right after I've cum...

[marked]

Hanz: "nice packet of crunchy nut here... pretty expensive as i recall"

[magma]

Jez: This is good, this is just like watching a porn film, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard on, and I want to cry...

[magma]

Jez: Super Hans says he's come up with a bass loop for our new track that is so good, that when he tried turning it off... he literally couldn't... he actually physically couldn't do it.

[Lurka]

not a quote, but mark's dancing in rainbow rhythms is hilarious! his face! ahahah

[topmo3]

fuckin legend of a series. lovin' it.

my favourite

Johnson: Tonight should be a free-fire idea zone. Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?

[minifletch]

On the newest episode

Johnson: "Just cos your looking at some titties doesn't mean you've got to suck on the nip nips"