Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you?

[nicenice]

aaahahah this thread was well worth the read

wost things for me are poo related, luckily i havent had so many incidents

one time we stashed our beers in a bush by a club, and when we headed back i put them in my bag, only to find that i had stashed them all in bare fox shit or some horrible other animal shit. couldnt get the smell off me or my bag for the rest of the night, was horrible

also, someone we was with was adamant it was shit and we were like no its mud. so he wiped it on his light trousers. the whole night he was walking around with shit all down the front of him

[noam]

i fell in a 10ft hole whilst trying to take a piss on the side of a house (at a house party) and the feeling of crushing my knees/face/elbows/spine and organs upon impact with the ground was only worsened by the instant realisation i did a tiny poo in my pants cos my whole body went slack and i couldnt control my sphincter for a few seconds...

worst. thing. ever.

i still got up and went back to the party though, but then i lost my job the next day cos they didnt believe me when i told them i fell in a hole and couldnt walk. but it was all true!!!! fuckers.

[wubstep]

HHAHA. Shat yourself upon impact.

You went slack and couldn't control sphincter, right. So does that mean you're constantly holding a shit in?

[noam]

i just lost all control of my muscles, like how people who do too much ketamine shit themselves

such a weird feeling, the whole was about 10ft deep, i went to take a piss and didnt see the drop and just stepped into it (so my body was already in excrete-mode) and when i hit the ground i winded myself so i couldnt breathe and i couldnt really move, i felt like i was in a k-hole tbh... and it happened. a little piece of poo just fell out my bum.

i got inside the party, went toilet, shook it out. job done. but it was horrendous.

[Rekah]

i just lost all control of my muscles, like how people who do too much ketamine shit themselves

such a weird feeling, the whole was about 10ft deep, i went to take a piss and didnt see the drop and just stepped into it (so my body was already in excrete-mode) and when i hit the ground i winded myself so i couldnt breathe and i couldnt really move, i felt like i was in a k-hole tbh... and it happened. a little piece of poo just fell out my bum.

i got inside the party, went toilet, shook it out. job done. but it was horrendous.

i feel for you man, i was at my mates house went outside for a spliff, felt a fart coming so i kinda squatted a little bit so it was louder but realised something felt odd, turns out id shat myself, didnt tell my mate or his bird that was there just finished my zoot walked back inside rather awkwardly went upstairs and cleaned myself up. i eventually told my mate later on that night when we on the way to a dubstep night, he found it rather hilarious

[noam]

defo not about fillin your pants

[Rekah]

defo not about fillin your pants

innit totally grim feeling

[noam]

ive got proper hairy legs n all...

[64hz]

why do i keep clicking this damn thread!
makes me sick every time!

[Rekah]

ive got proper hairy legs n all...

leg winnits

[noam]

its the only way i can guarantee a whole seat to myself on the bus... call me selfish but..

[Rekah]

its the only way i can guarantee a whole seat to myself on the bus... call me selfish but..

[Widowmaker]

no one said anything about my funny stories

[zerbaman]

I once saw a .gif of a fully grown man shitting on a baby...
It was so horrible, you could see shit all over the baby's chest, and you just watched it crying it's eyes out...

[Widowmaker]

I once saw a .gif of a fully grown man shitting on a baby...
It was so horrible, you could see shit all over the baby's chest, and you just watched it crying it's eyes out...

allow ive seen alot of dark gifs

[2manynoobs]

i once had to wipe my ass with my cotton tissue at a festival because there was no more toilet paper

felt soft though!

oh yeah, last year during a school trip to paris. We were staying at a hotel and we had been drinking until 4 p.m. Then my room mate and I decided to go to our own room to get some sleep. But my mate was drunk as fuck. At that point I knew he was gonna spew.

So we get to our room, and after 20mintes, smoking a jay, cleaning teeth etc we crawl in our beds, and I remember that I was amazed he had not spewed yet.

So yeah, lights out trying to sleep.

Then 15minutes later I was on the edge of falling asleep, you know the feeling, I got woken up by the sound of my mate strumpling to the bathroom. I held my ears for the disgusting spewing sounds....... but nothing. He didn't spew.

I shout at him "hey, you okay?" - 'yeah man I'm fine, jussss feel laaik thrown up ynow?"

After a few minutes, still no spewing sounds, so I decide to try to sleep again.

Then 10 minutes later -again I was just falling asleep- i heard the spewing sound.. So i got up to check if he was allright and as I entered the bathroom, god it was hilarious but fucking insanely disgusting at the same time: My mate,butt naked, with just his boxers on his ankles - sitting on the toilet with a big pile of spew in front of him!

I was like: 'duuude why didn't you do it in toilet? How did you manage to miss?"

and he like:

yeah yeah man i know, but I reaaaaaly needed to take a shit



oh and this one time, I was in the city on the streets with a couple of friends, and there was this one guy who drank almost whole bottle of vodka by himself in less than an hour.

So first he was happy happy happy, and as we were walking he suddenly goes slower saying oh maaan i'm so wasted and he falls down, starts spewing all over himself and our shoes, we trying to help him but he was already faaaar away. we were slapping his face but he wouldn't wake up. Luckily we ran into some cops, they called an ambulance
had a bag of weed in my pockets (i was 16 back then) and i was really shitting myself while talking to the cops :p well not literally of course :p

The guy pretty much drank himself into a coma!

[manillathrilla]

Finished nutting in my girls butt,
retrieved my penis from her anus
covered in poo
we were younger so we were boning in my car
next thing i know shes shitting in a bag
and she shits all over the seat of my car
poopy weiner + poopy seats + smell + girl = the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to me... i think

[deadcell]

Finished nutting in my girls butt,
retrieved my penis from her anus
covered in poo
we were younger so we were boning in my car
next thing i know shes shitting in a bag
and she shits all over the seat of my car
poopy weiner + poopy seats + smell + girl = the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to me... i think

awwww mate. nothing worse then cummy shit eh

edit: ah that sounds so ghey actually haha

[2WITCH]

This thread is brilliant. lol

[Y_H]

i dont have any storys on what happened to me, but i do have 1 that happened to a guy i went school with, so i was at this party i knew most the people there and theres this proper minging fat girl absolutely pissed begging people to shag her so this i guy i know ends up doing it, but the thing was he had learning difficulties or something anyway they go in the toilet about ten minutes later shes on the floor crying with blood all over the bath mats, bath room floor etc the guy comes out with what i can only describe as marigolds of blood. literally all his hands and halfway up to his elbows are soaked in blood so everyones like what the fuck. she didnt say what happened and neither did he. basically shed been ripped open if you know what i mean so we put 2 and 2 together and came to the conclusion that he was fisting her but pretty much elbow deep

edit : this will help provide an image im trying to describe with the marigold reference

Grim.