Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you?

[64hz]

rough ^^^

[jameshk]

I've heard that too, must be an urban legend. Although, the people who told it to me where pretty adamant that it happened, and the girls dog did get put down.

[NilsFG]

I chewed a chunk out of my hand and ate it while I was on speed.

HARDCORE.

This still is the thread-winner though:

Here's an story of the awesome side of disgusting:
Involved LSD and camping on a clifftop, for some reason I climbed about 5 metres up a tree to take a shit (there was a prime toilet-shaped set of branches) was a glorious dump until I looked down to see a proper ghetto 1980's boombox in the middle of my art. My first (and retardly illogical drug induced) assumption was that it'd come out of me, so I was sat up in a tree with no kecks on laughing my tits off and shouting at my mate 'come check this out!'. Was one of those epic universal drug bonding sessions, when his first comment was "haha as if, when did you eat that ghetto blaster?". Shit story, but it's a great feeling when disgust mutates into pride, satisfaction and awe

[nicenice]

your avatar is joke

[Dutchstep]

beer & and a movie is good enough

in your sig it says who needs weed, and your from holland, are you proposing youd be selling it? if so pm me

doubt you will be doing though so im not getting my hopes up

sorry only in Holland
I don't wan't to get myself in trouble

[Dutchstep]

Oke my story

On a first date with some random guy, he got so drunk he puked all over me, (right before we kissed)
so me standing there in a club, half-naked, locked up on the toilet waiting for a friend to give me his hoodie
& that guy (my date) was crying outside
so I went back home

he sent me roses with a card

but I never saw him again

he vomitted and you still kissed him?

hahahaha

but seriously ... no

lame.

I puked on a girl once.

She liked it.

how lovely

[NilsFG]

I puked on a girl once.

She liked it.

In all honesty, that's fucked up.

[noam]

wtf??

you didnt mind he was beating on your mate when he was asleep??

LOL but fuckin weird

same kinda thing happened to one of my mates

there was 4 of em, played in a band, after rehearsal went back to the drummers house and they got very drunk and very stoned. two boys pass out.

the two who are left start fuckin about with them (bear in mind that one of the dudes who passed out it was his house and he lived with his mum)

so one guy starts drawin on my mate, and finds some blue chalk and paints his face blue. he dont wake up.

he steps it up a level and pulls my mates pants off, and then pulls his boxers off. he runs into the lads mums room and comes out with a leopard print thong, and puts it on my mate, but he puts it on the wrong way round. he then paints his arse blue. my mate then wakes up, and is still battered, and goes for a piss. he doesn't notice he's wearing a backwards thong and is walking round with his cock n balls out.

he passes out again.

he gets a drum stick... and sticks it up my mates arse. he then takes the drum stick and sticks it in the drummer's mouth. the drummer sucks on the drum stick while he's asleep.

he then goes downstairs and gets a banana and a pair of cooking tongues.

...

you can guess the rest.

my mate with the blue arse wakes up in the morning and STILL doesn't clock he's wearing a backward thong for quite a while.

he gets told the story, he tells me, i ask him why he told me... i told some lad at the bus station that day, then my mate walks up about 5minutes later. the first thing the lad who i told says is ''arite Drumstick hows it goin?''

the nickname stuck for a long, long time. Drum. Drumothy. Drumston. Drummer. Drummington. Drum-Bum. Bum-Drum. Hum-Drum. Hummer...

the guy who molested him kinda got away with it fairly scot-free tbf... and hence we have a metaphor for life.

did this happen in manchester? i have a friend that told me a similar story. does the name "rimjob" mean anything to you?

NO. FUCKING. WAY. rimston is one of MY BOYS DAWG! (duno if thats something i should be proud of tho.. he's called Rim for a reason)...

yeah, i heard a few stories about him off roxy, i don't suppose you know her too?

small world if you do...

yeh man i know Roxy, you know Nathan then aswell? he's a fuckin good mate of mine.

aint seen Roxy in time, if you still spk to her say safe from Rez!

[noam]

It can't be. Would you drink her blood?

Its the blonde, she has got a fine set of bosom's. Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole though. Had a chance with her one night when she invited me round and cooked me steak but couldn't bring myself too.

she one of them??

theres some girls who are buff but you just know too much about...

i cuda got with some girl a few months ago but i already knew two boys who'd got with her and one of em fully spat in her mouth when he was fuckin her, she peaked off it... i love dirty but i dont love other boys gettin there first

and then there was rimjob girl who just told me way too much information about herself, some of which made me feel weird around her... i dont know what she thought would be my reaction if she told me she stuffed her own hand up her arsehole and she's got flaps around it 'that you can bite if you want'... wtf?!

[finji]

^

MAN UP

edit: 420 posts yeaaa boi

[noam]

mate you can have her. all redeeming features are lost by a girl who asks you to bite her ass clit in my book...

[DRTY]

i dont know what she thought would be my reaction if she told me she stuffed her own hand up her arsehole and she's got flaps around it 'that you can bite if you want'... wtf?!

[Rekah]

beer & and a movie is good enough

in your sig it says who needs weed, and your from holland, are you proposing youd be selling it? if so pm me

doubt you will be doing though so im not getting my hopes up

sorry only in Holland
I don't wan't to get myself in trouble

its all about the trafficing i wont tell if you dont

[Rekah]

don't know how much truth this contains but was once told a story were a couple going hard at it on a sofa the chick gets suprised by a sudden entrance and takes a little poo on the sofa. The dad comes home they lie and say the dog did it and the story goes the dog was put down due to this poo!!!

that is off coming with age the tv program, unless it actually happened

[noam]

got told one last night by a mate who used to work in a bar

apparently it was his mates dad or sumat, went into a bar, and drank about 12-13 pints of Guinness. Also, apparently Guinness is a laxative. on his last pint,he stood up, and fell backwards landing flat on his back infront of the bar and shit sprayed out of his collar.

LOL

[wolf89]

^^^^ That's hard to believe. I drank about 12 pints of it in about 3 hours last st patricks day and I didn't need to shit.

When I did eventually it was black though

[noam]

funny none-the-less no?

[wolf89]

Yeah, I hope it did happen.

Just drinking it doesn't do it to me personally

[nicenice]

It can't be. Would you drink her blood?

Its the blonde, she has got a fine set of bosom's. Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole though. Had a chance with her one night when she invited me round and cooked me steak but couldn't bring myself too.

she one of them??

theres some girls who are buff but you just know too much about...

i cuda got with some girl a few months ago but i already knew two boys who'd got with her and one of em fully spat in her mouth when he was fuckin her, she peaked off it... i love dirty but i dont love other boys gettin there first

Don't mind if I don't know what she's been up too. If I find out myself then its on. But yeah hate the thought of other guys. Proper write off.

tbf, I don't find her that attractive. She's got massive tits but she's quite short so a lot of it is fat. Not for me. Although the girl with no shame, she's something else. She's claimed to be in love with me since we were like 13, there's a lot of sexual tension and the fact that she's a slag turns me on. Maybe its because she's a slag and it makes me think I can do whatever I want to her. Hmmm.

Funny story depending how you see it. At Crackf's party in the summer some slag said she could get a draw for this guy. The girl picks up the draw turns out its just herbs. The guy fucks her and headbutts her whilst they're having sex, being a slag she was pissed off but let him carry on anyway.