Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by JemGrover » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:37 pm

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Aw, that's quite sad really.

Back to that slender man thing

even though it's fabricated, the first few paragraphs summed up everything that freaked me out when I was a kid
Three years ago, I had just returned from a trip from Niagara Falls with my family for the 4th of July. We were all very exhausted after a long day of driving, so my husband and I put the kids right to bed and called it a night.

At about 4am, I woke up thinking my husband had gotten up to use the restroom. I used the moment to steal back the sheets, only to wake him in the process. I appologized and told him I though he got out of bed. When he turned to face me, he gasped and pulled his feet up from the end of the bed so quickly his knee almost knocked me out of the bed. He then grabbed me and said nothing.

After adjusting to the dark for a half second, I was able to see what caused the strange reaction. At the foot of the bed, sitting and facing away from us, there was what appeared to be a naked man, or a large hairless dog of some sort. It's body position was disturbing and unnatural, as if it had been hit by a car or something. For some reason, I was not instantly frightened by it, but more concerned as to its condition. At this point I was somewhat under the assumption that we were supposed to help him.

My husband was peering over his arm and knee, tucked into the fetal position, occasionally glancing at me before returning to the creature.

In a flurry of motion, the creature scrambled around the side of the bed, and then crawled quickly in a flailing sort of motion right along the bed until it was less than a foot from my husband's face. The creature was completely silent for about 30 seconds (or probably closer to 5, it just seemed like a while) just looking at my husband. The creature then placed its hand on his knee and ran into the hallway, leading to the kids' rooms.

I screamed and ran for the lightswitch, planning to stop him before he hurt my children. When I got to the hallway, the light from the bedroom was enough to see it crouching and hunched over about 20 feet away. He turned around and looked directly at me, covered in blood. I flipped the switch on the wall and saw my daughter Clara.

The creature ran down the stairs while my husband and I rushed to help our daughter. She was very badly injured and spoke only once more in her short life. She said "he is the Rake".

My husband drove his car into a lake that night, while rushing our daughter to the hospital. He did not survive.

Being a small town, news got around pretty quickly. The police were helpful at first, and the local newspaper took a lot of interest as well. However, the story was never published and the local television news never followed up either.

For several months, my son Justin and I stayed in a hotel near my parent's house. After we decided to return home, I began looking for answers myself. I eventually located a man in the next town over who had a similar story. We got in contact and began talking about our experiences. He knew of two other people in New York who had seen the creature we now referred to as the Rake.

It took the four of us about two solid years of hunting on the internet and writing letters to come up with a small collection of what we believe to be accounts of the Rake. None of them gave any details, history or follow up. One journal had an entry involving the creature in its first 3 pages, and never mentioned it again. A ship's log explained nothing of the encounter, saying only that they were told to leave by the Rake. That was the last entry in the log.

There were, however, many instances where the creature's visit was one of a series of visits with the same person. Multiple people also mentioned being spoken to, my daughter included. This led us to wonder if the Rake had visited any of us before our last encounter.

I set up a digital recorder near my bed and left it running all night, every night, for two weeks. I would tediously scan through the sounds of me rolling around in my bed each day when I woke up. By the end of the second week, I was quite used to the occasional sound of sleep while blurring through the recording at 8 times the normal speed. (This still took almost an hour every day)

On the first day of the third week, I thought I heard something different. What I found was a shrill voice. It was the Rake. I can't listen to it long enough to even begin to transcribe it. I haven't let anyone listen to it yet. All I know is that I've heard it before, and I now believe that it spoke when it was sitting in front of my husband. I don't remember hearing anything at the time, but for some reason, the voice on the recorder immediately brings me back to that moment.

The thoughts that must have gone through my daughter's head make me very upset.

I have not seen the Rake since he ruined my life, but I know that he has been in my room while I slept. I know and fear that one night I'll wake up to see him staring at me.

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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by alexbarehands » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:43 pm

a dude fucks his girlfriend in the ass @ his parents home, then she suddenly gets a perineal tear and shits all over the new, very expensive carpet. the guy told his parents that it was his dog ..

the dog got put down.

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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by wubstep » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:45 am

Guy does acid.

Downsyndrome sufferer = goblin.

Locks in cupboard.

Arrested for hostage taking.
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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by particle-jim » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:00 am

wubstep wrote:Guy does acid.

Downsyndrome sufferer = goblin.

Locks in cupboard.

Arrested for hostage taking.
heard the same story but instead of a guy on acid locking a down syndrome suffer in the cupboard it was a down syndrome sufferer locking a midget in the cupboard
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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by Phigure » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:30 am

wubstep wrote:Guy does acid.

Downsyndrome sufferer = goblin.

Locks in cupboard.

Arrested for hostage taking.

yeah, i've heard this one too
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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by weston » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:04 pm

alexbarehands wrote:a dude fucks his girlfriend in the ass @ his parents home, then she suddenly gets a perineal tear and shits all over the new, very expensive carpet. the guy told his parents that it was his dog ..

the dog got put down.
That was a girl at my school :6:

Family go on holiday.

apartment gets broken into but nothing taken.

When they get holiday photos developed, they find a picture of 2 foreign blokes, in there apartment, with the families tooth brushes up there arses.
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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by NilsFG » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:10 pm

Motorway to Roswell wrote:Everyone's heard the one about the guy on acid who thought he was an orange and tried to peel himself.
No but I've heard a storry about a guy on speed trying to eat himself.

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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by Badman Juice » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:12 pm

nicenice wrote:After I left I heard rumours of a year 7 kid in PE running around and some kids saw shit falling out his shorts lol.
LOL that actually happened we had football after and they were still cleaning the shit up.
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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by Trichome » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:53 am

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Re: Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

Post by 2WITCH » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:32 am

got told this a few years back:
3 guys drinking, one says to the others, do you know that you can fit a lightbulb in your mouth but your jaw will lock and you cant get it back out, they all laugh, then one of them tries it.

sure enough, lightbulbs stuck. They start laughing the guy starts panicking, so they call a taxi for the hospital.

all drunk in the back of the taxi, taxi driver asks whats so funny, they explain the theory, taxi driver doesnt believe them so turns on the light and sees the guys with it stuck in his mouth..... big laugh.

after a few hours in A&E and getting the bulb smashed and removed they are leaving the hospital and they recognise someone walking in.....

the taxi driver with a lightbulb stuck in his mouth

wish it was true but ive heard a few variations of the story so its probably bullshit
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